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[Taleroth]

They don't make leather pants in cargo, to my knowledge. Where will I put my assorted gadgets? And the velcro pockets just make everything seem so secure.

All I'm saying is that if I can't have keys, PSP/DS, phone, and wallet all in seperate pockets while having enough room for a paperback book on occasion, I just see no point in wearing pants at all.

Modifié par Taleroth, 04 janvier 2010 - 06:57 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Mahumia wrote...

Hmm.... Knights and Templars in leather pants... *swoon*

And don't forget Daniel Craig.  James Bond in leather pants.  *swoons*

[amethyst_rose2009]

Taleroth wrote...

They don't make leather pants in cargo, to my knowledge. Where will I put my assorted gadgets? And the velcro pockets just make everything seem so secure.

All I'm saying is that if I can't have keys, PSP/DS, phone, and wallet all in seperate pockets while having enough room for a paperback book on occasion, I just see no point in wearing pants at all.

Girls, we have a new volunteer for the striptease with Alistair and Cullen (and James Bond).

Edit: We'll need to tie you up and wax your chest first.  I hope you're ok with that.  Zev, bring the rope.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 04 janvier 2010 - 07:01 .

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

They don't make leather pants in cargo, to my knowledge. Where will I put my assorted gadgets? And the velcro pockets just make everything seem so secure.

All I'm saying is that if I can't have keys, PSP/DS, phone, and wallet all in seperate pockets while having enough room for a paperback book on occasion, I just see no point in wearing pants at all.

Girls, we have a new volunteer for the striptease with Alistair and Cullen (and James Bond).

Edit: We'll need to tie you up and wax your chest first.  I hope you're ok with that.  Zev, bring the rope.

I thought we agreed no more chest waxing.  Stubble bad.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Chest waxing should be outlawed, unless said male could double as a wookie.

Chest hair=good.

Modifié par Skadi_the_Evil_Elf, 04 janvier 2010 - 07:14 .

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Mahumia wrote...

Hmm.... Knights and Templars in leather pants... *swoon*

And don't forget Daniel Craig.  James Bond in leather pants.  *swoons*

You know, you should come to Germany. In Bavaria, every male wears leather pants. It´s a law. You MUST wear leather pants, or your chest will be waxed. And you must never drink beer again.
To Bavarians, that´s worse than Death sentence.

And, amethyst_rose, I promise you will NOT be sacrificed to our gods, ok?

Modifié par Tirigon, 04 janvier 2010 - 07:30 .

[Sialater]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Chest waxing should be outlawed, unless said male could double as a wookie.

Chest hair=good.

Exactly.   And you'd think a good vaguely Nordic/Germanic country like Ferelden they wouldn't be hairless, either.  But, we must work with what we have.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Chest waxing should be outlawed, unless said male could double as a wookie.

Chest hair=good.

Exactly.   And you'd think a good vaguely Nordic/Germanic country like Ferelden they wouldn't be hairless, either.  But, we must work with what we have.

Sigh.  Am I the only one who likes nice, smooth, sweaty chests on guys?   I, for one, am glad Ali has a hairless chest.   Though, I can imagine if we could see Teagan's chest it would be covered in thick red curls.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Mahumia wrote...

Hmm.... Knights and Templars in leather pants... *swoon*

And don't forget Daniel Craig.  James Bond in leather pants.  *swoons*

You know, you should come to Germany. In Bavaria, every male wears leather pants. It´s a law. You MUST wear leather pants, or your chest will be waxed. And you must never drink beer again.
To Bavarians, that´s worse than Death sentence.

And, amethyst_rose, I promise you will NOT be sacrificed to our gods, ok?

I want you to know that I was reading this when my husband walked up behind me.  Oh, did my face ever turn red. 

Well, if there really is a country where all the men walk around wearing leather pants, I'll be on the first flight.....

But they have to wax their chests too! And walk around with no shirts even in winter.

[AtreiyaN7]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Chest waxing should be outlawed, unless said male could double as a wookie.

Chest hair=good.

Exactly.   And you'd think a good vaguely Nordic/Germanic country like Ferelden they wouldn't be hairless, either.  But, we must work with what we have.

Sigh.  Am I the only one who likes nice, smooth, sweaty chests on guys?   I, for one, am glad Ali has a hairless chest.   Though, I can imagine if we could see Teagan's chest it would be covered in thick red curls.

Umm, I'll vote for smooth chests on the guys.

[Herr Uhl]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Well, if there really is a country where all the men walk around wearing leather pants, I'll be on the first flight..... 

You do not know what you are wishing for, you really do not know.

But liederhosen are awesome though.

[amethyst_rose2009]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Chest waxing should be outlawed, unless said male could double as a wookie.

Chest hair=good.

Exactly.   And you'd think a good vaguely Nordic/Germanic country like Ferelden they wouldn't be hairless, either.  But, we must work with what we have.

Sigh.  Am I the only one who likes nice, smooth, sweaty chests on guys?   I, for one, am glad Ali has a hairless chest.   Though, I can imagine if we could see Teagan's chest it would be covered in thick red curls.

Umm, I'll vote for smooth chests on the guys.

Yay!! I got a vote for the hairless team!

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

I want you to know that I was reading this when my husband walked up behind me.  Oh, did my face ever turn red. 

Well, if there really is a country where all the men walk around wearing leather pants, I'll be on the first flight.....

But they have to wax their chests too! And walk around with no shirts even in winter.

The "No shirts" part is done, they do that anyways. But waxing heir chests, now that might be difficult. I hear it´s painful, and, you know, the  Bavarians are little sissies. Even we other Germans regard them as too manly, though. So it might be worth a visit. They look all like that:

 

Only that their chests are even more hairy.

[Catwall]

Egads! Is that a picture of Manowar?

[Sialater]

Uh... Ack!

[Tirigon]

leafstray wrote...

Egads! Is that a picture of Manowar?

Of course not!!!
It´s an average Bavarian family!
 The one on the left is the father, in the middle is the mother (you see it´s a "she" because there is no chest hair), and to the right is a son. I´m not sure about the kneeing one. Might be son or daughter. Or the son´s Antivan wife.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Well, if there really is a country where all the men walk around wearing leather pants, I'll be on the first flight..... 

You do not know what you are wishing for, you really do not know.

But liederhosen are awesome though.

Um....yeah, leiderhosen ........not sexy.  Sort of like man-girdles......not sexy either.   Sorry, just something Sia and I were discussing earlier when certain men were choosing Sean Connery over Daniel Craig.  Toupee and man-girdles........need we say more?  Daniel Craig is the sexiest Bond. *sticks out tongue at Connery-lovers*

*thinks of Daniel Craig's icy blue eyes again.......*  *swoons*

[amethyst_rose2009]

Oh, Maker! Tirigon, how could you?  It's lunch time for some people, you know?  *gag, cough, gag*


*Tries really hard to get nasty picture out of head and only think of Alistair and Daniel Craig instead*

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 04 janvier 2010 - 08:14 .

[Herr Uhl]

Tirigon wrote...
  

Needs this: 

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...



Oh, Maker! Tirigon, how could you?  It's lunch time for some people, you know?  *gag, cough, gag*


*Tries really hard to get nasty picture out of head and only think of Alistair and Daniel Craig instead*

Oh sorry, didn´t know that. And I thought you would like them. They have muscles, chesthair, awesome bodies and all. They are supposed to be the sexiest men alive - except for the mother, who is the sexiest woman alive. She should shave her moustache, though:sick::sick::sick:


Anyways, I considered inviting them when I interview Zevran, but obviously they´ll have a heavy, if not deadly, accident now. I need your votes! So I shall invite Daniel Craig instead, all right?

[amethyst_rose2009]

 ROFL!!! Can't Stop ........laughing.. ... You guys are seriously crazy!

Tirigon and Herr Uhl, I just want you to know that I now am going to have to reapply my makeup.  *mascara steaks down face*  I go through more makeup this way. Darn.

[Tirigon]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Needs this: 

Nice. They are some awesome examples of German men... Didn´t really need it though.

Well, I imagine amethyst_rose is *swooning:wub:* about them. A thought that makes Shianni *swoon:wub:*
Did I mention that she wants to color her hair blond since she´s seen you with her sis? I need to talk her out of that.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

 ROFL!!! Can't Stop ........laughing.. ... You guys are seriously crazy!

Tirigon and Herr Uhl, I just want you to know that I now am going to have to reapply my makeup.  *mascara steaks down face*  I go through more makeup this way. Darn.

That´s good. You still owe me a pic of you with mascara streaks. Remember taking one now!:devil::devil:

[Sialater]

I take it all back. Every last bit.

[Tirigon]

Sialater wrote...

I take it all back. Every last bit.

What exactly?