So, Ladies and Gentlemen, as promised we have a guest now, you all know him, he is called
ZEVRAN!
BUT, my friends, relatives and swooning fans, there is another, very special guest too. I will not say his name, you shall recognize him:
As you can clearly see, this will be awesome, dirty, hot as hell and... probably inappropriate for children. So make sure they don´t watch!
The legal stuff now, so we can start:
WARNING! The following interview is thought up by a gentleman who is going to indulge himself now, committing every sin you can imagine, as well as a few more. It will certainly involve DANIEL CRAIG, Shianni, sex, drugs, Rock´n´Roll, blood and gore, violence, some rogue actions - do it from behind, baby!!! Woohoo!!! -, NO broodmothers, metal lingerie, and maybe some more things inappropriate for children below the age of 80 or pregnant women. And, no, NO MANOWAR. I don´t want to scare you too much. Btw, remember to look in your ashtray, I smell something burning. Don´t blame me if your room burns down.
Tirigon:
So, Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Today, we feature a special guest! It´s Daniel Craig, aka James Bond!!! He is a °special° friend of our other guest, Zevran, hehehe
*he laughs dirty*
*Zevran and Daniel walk in, holding hands*
D+Z:
Hello, ladies!!! And hello Tirigon of course. Glad to see you again, ol´boy.
Zevran (he wears metal lingerie):
Oh, Tirigon! You promised to wear your metal lingerie, too! Why don´t you, I would so have loved to see that!
Tirigon:
Well, you know, my own is molten. Shianni was too hot, hehehe.... Hers too, by the way. That´s why she is still backstage. She doesn´t know what to wear yet. Well, I tried borrowing amethyst_rose´s stuff, just for you, but you know those girls... as reliable as Alistair´s erect!on...
Zevran (laughing):
All right, all right, tell Shianni she can come. She doesn´t need to dress, I don´t mind if I see her as the Maker put us on this world!!!*Tirigon wants to reply something - according to his expression by means of a whip, rope and hot wax - but Daniel Craig interrupts*
Daniel:
I want a Martini now. And don´t even DARE asking whether or not I want it shaken, or I´ll shoot you.*A martini is brought. Daniel shoots the waiter anyways*
Daniel:
He was a Russian. He tried to poison me. And probably he planned to blow up the universe. The guys I shoot usually do.Zevran:
I would have preferred to question him first, though. It would have been fun.Tirigon:
Ehm, ok, let´s come to the funny part. Daniel promised to undress.
Daniel:
I will, but first I have to rescue a beautiful girl. At my best, the girlfriend of the evil overlord who will blow up the universe.Zevran:
I volunteer for that part! *he pretends to be chained to the wall*
Help me, help me, you are so strong and manly!!!Tirigon (appalled):
All right, maybe we should cut this and .... do ... something else.
*Shianni appears on stage, her hair terribly white, Too much dye, obviously*
Shianni:
Oh, Tiri-darling, look at that! My hair! It´s all messed up!
*Daniel stares at her luridly. Zevran too*
Tirigon (watching the others): A
nd, that is... quite what we need now, yes. I like it. Anyways, I don´t care for your hair, you have MUCH better parts on you:wub:*he stares at her breasts*
Shianni (seeing where he looks):
Oh, all right, Tiri-darling. I love your forgiveness. And I know you wanted my hair to be red... Still you don´t mind that! You´re amazing! I love you!
*she kisses him; he still manages to look at a picture in his hand and sighs lustfully*
Zevran:
Oh Maker. Can I fetch my rope for you two?Daniel:
Or I could simply shoot him. I mean, Tirigon is quite a good evil overlord, I bet, and that girl could be a Bondgirl. Though her hair sucks.
Tirigon (quite pissed):
All right, man, don´t play up. You are not the only one with balls, I got some too. Even Zevran, though he might loose them if he continues like that.*Zev was still playing lady-in-danger*
Zevran:
Oh Maker, what´s wrong with you? Last time you enjoyed it, too....
Tirigon:
Nothing with me, but the color of Shianni´s hair! And as if that wasn´t bad enough, you are playing moron and a handsome but obviously retarded guy with blue eyes shoots my stagecrew!!! Maybe I would have wanted a martini, too?!
Daniel (threatening):
You remember Manowar? And the accident I arranged for them? I have caught them, and if you go on like that I shall them make my squad and unleash them on you. Do you think the ladies would like that?
Tirigon (scared to death):
Oh no, please, no, NOT MANOWAR!!!! All right, you can shoot my waiters, just DONT CALL MANOWAR!Daniel (laughs):
Oh, holy hell, I haven´t had so much fun since I had met this russian hottie, forgott her name, Olga or something... All right, want some more fun or shall I start undressing?
Shianni:
Go ahead. I got a feeling that Tirigon needs some private time with me now.... *She takes Tirigon´s hand, and leads him backstage. He follows like a dog, he is obviously in a baaad state...*
*Daniel starts undressing*
*you see his best part; but only if you are there. There is an issue with the cameras:
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