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[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

They've completely taken over the thread, haven't they?  It's a male invasion (not that I'm completely against that sort of thing as long as there's waxed chests and leather thongs, ooops scratch that last part- I had forgotten about that nasty pic). 

They are so getting us back for our estrogen invasion on their manly thread earlier today.

You know, If you don´t stop talking about that, I´ll google "chest waxing" and post the ugliest pics I can find here. OK?

[Sialater]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

They've completely taken over the thread, haven't they?  It's a male invasion (not that I'm completely against that sort of thing as long as there's waxed chests and leather thongs, ooops scratch that last part- I had forgotten about that nasty pic). 

They are so getting us back for our estrogen invasion on their manly thread earlier today.

You know, If you don´t stop talking about that, I´ll google "chest waxing" and post the ugliest pics I can find here. OK?

Please don't.

[ReubenLiew]

So I'm actually Inigonio Monteras?

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

So I'm actually Inigonio Monteras?

Yes, yes you are.

[Taleroth]

Tirigon wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Ruben likes to pull on your strings. Like when he got pictures of my chain mail bikini. I was weak. ~Sob~

Want them too!

You are probably hot, I bet. (If not, just post pics of your avatar, she is for sureB))

We should not objectify the poor lady!  It is not gentlemanly.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
And uh........if that's how all the guys in Germany look.........I um........think I might visit France instead.

Nooooo, we don´t!!!!!!! DARN, They are ugly - and I´m saying that as a metalhead, lol.....

Anyways, If you visit France but not Germany I shall be your mortal foe for life. You don´t want that, right?

Agreed. Having dated German males before, I must say, the bratwurst is certainly better.



Don't mind me, really.

Oh?  I haven't heard this before about German men.  Do tell.....

Darn, that line in Young Frankenstein just came back to me again. 

*heavy fake German accent* "He must have a really large shwanstuger (or however the hell it's spelled)"

[Kohaku]

We have a special candiate for Mister Ferelden! Tirigon! I'm willing to write them for any forum user if they want. Input would be great though. He answered my questions like a saucy guy would.

Noemi: We’re back in action now. We have a special guest. One from our audience.
Nemiah: A cute one mind you.
Noemi: He’s interviewed a few of our other guests so we decided to kidnap him. Give him a proper set.
Nemiah: We’re very gracious! Meet Tirigon!
~He comes out on stage with Shianni and they sit together candoodling~
Noemi: Hm... So Tirigon, When we last spoke you wanted to do some "extra" things to Bann Vaughn. However, the audience never got a chance to find out.
Nemiah: He put him outside the Denerim Castle in his skives! I know it!
Noemi: Stop that! Shanni already told us that! But she told us something else... something more... sinister. Do elaborate.
Niemiah: Tell me he had duckies on his unmentionables. That will make this ALL worthwhile.
Tirigon: Oh, Vaughan. Now that is a very intimate question. Quite intriguing, miladies...
Well, I won´t spare anything today. It was actually not much. I just cut off his balls, threw them around, bottled him a few times (Shianni said it was great fun doing that) and finally cut his head off. Then I had him repaired to start anew. But in the meantime, I had sex with Shianni, so I forgot to look after him. He´s probably still in prison, somewhere...
Noemi: There's still a prison there?
Nemiah: Of course there is. Remember when we promised Alistair that he'd get two for the price of one and we lead him down there. We tied him up and then...
Alistiar: That didn't happen! I-I swear it! I'm just your friendly neighborhood virgin!
Noemi: Tirigon, thanks for giving us that idea. He screamed like a school girl!
Nemiah: Next question! We haven't had a real chance to ask you why you should be Mister Ferelden 2009. We have so many men that want the title. Even willing to crash our show to get in votes. There's ballot box stuffing...
Noemi: Don't forget boxer stuffing...
Cailan: I did that ONLY once!
Tirigon: Ah, now that´s good. A chance to talk about my favourite topic, ME!
So, I can *ANSWER* you the question, or I can *SHOW* you. In private, of course, then. But let´s talk first, the fun comes later.... Well, I am famous! The ladies literally fight to get tickets for my show, I have a club of followers, and I even got DANIEL CRAIG to visit us. Besides, I hail from Germany. That gives me a certain charm. And a certain right to be the best, don´t you think? Oh, and I am a Gentleman, I live with the most beautiful lady in Ferelden, Shianni, and, well, ask her about me, hehehhe...
*evil grin*
Noemi: ~She raises herself up on her arms~ You think she's willing to share?
Nemiah: Just on the weekends or something? Highever gets mighty cold then. ~She grins from ear to ear~
Alistair: But… you told me that!
Nemiah: Oops.
Tirigon: Hehe. Shianni will watch, and it´s all right....
Gilmore: Don't forget your parents are watching girls.
Noemi: Um... They'll forgive us right?
Nemiah: Sowing our oats and all that?
Gilmore: Right...
Noemi: Commercial break!
Nemiah: Tirigon is coming with us though. ~She pulls him back stage~

[ReubenLiew]

I wouldn't call it an invasion, per se.

And invasion IMPLIES that there is an actual resistance.

[Taleroth]

I'd settle for occupation, however.

[Kohaku]

Besides, the party isn't nearly as fun without Tale, Reuben and Herr. They are like sexy pancakes with butter.

[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Besides, the party isn't nearly as fun without Tale, Reuben and Herr. They are like sexy pancakes with butter.

I'd prefer to be waffles.

[ReubenLiew]

That... sounds suspiciously like a yaoi reference.

You aren't thinking something naughty, are you Kerridan?

[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

We have a special candiate for Mister Ferelden! Tirigon! I'm willing to write them for any forum user if they want. Input would be great though. He answered my questions like a saucy guy would.

My stance on this should be easy to assume.

Modifié par Taleroth, 04 janvier 2010 - 10:42 .

[Kohaku]

I have my fair share of... ~Cough~ Those kinds of books. I stopped though. Stopped cold turkey. I was just a kid! A kid!

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 04 janvier 2010 - 10:44 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

They've completely taken over the thread, haven't they?  It's a male invasion (not that I'm completely against that sort of thing as long as there's waxed chests and leather thongs, ooops scratch that last part- I had forgotten about that nasty pic). 

They are so getting us back for our estrogen invasion on their manly thread earlier today.

You know, If you don´t stop talking about that, I´ll google "chest waxing" and post the ugliest pics I can find here. OK?

I think it's just turning you on....


Uh....but yeah......like Sia said, please don't.  40-Year-Old Virgin - nasty scene (funny as hell, but nasty).

[Sialater]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Besides, the party isn't nearly as fun without Tale, Reuben and Herr. They are like sexy pancakes with butter.

While I'm not too sure about the pancakes part..... they and Tirigon have made this quite funny.

[ReubenLiew]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I have my fair share of... ~Cough~ Those kinds of books. I stopped though. Stopped cold turkey. I was just a kid! A kid!

I don't know whether to be impressed, appaled, or aroused at this point.
Can I pick all of the above?

[Kohaku]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I have my fair share of... ~Cough~ Those kinds of books. I stopped though. Stopped cold turkey. I was just a kid! A kid!

I don't know whether to be impressed, appaled, or aroused at this point.
Can I pick all of the above?

I keep them locked away now. Outside of Kizuna and Yellow.... ~Shakes head~ Nevermind! Forget I said that.

[Kohaku]

Sialater wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Besides, the party isn't nearly as fun without Tale, Reuben and Herr. They are like sexy pancakes with butter.

While I'm not too sure about the pancakes part..... they and Tirigon have made this quite funny.

I almost forgot about Tirigon.

They all have my thanks. I love them so much. Group hug?

[ReubenLiew]

Only if we're allowed to use hands.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
And uh........if that's how all the guys in Germany look.........I um........think I might visit France instead.

Nooooo, we don´t!!!!!!! DARN, They are ugly - and I´m saying that as a metalhead, lol.....

Anyways, If you visit France but not Germany I shall be your mortal foe for life. You don´t want that, right?

But the French started that whole tongue-kissing thing.  You have to give them some credit.

But okay I'll give German guys another chance since you posted a pic of Daniel Craig without a shirt. *swoons*

[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I almost forgot about Tirigon.

They all have my thanks. I love them so much. Group hug?

Asking for trouble.

[amethyst_rose2009]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Only if we're allowed to use hands.

*blushes* Such a naughty boy. *grabs my whip*

[Kohaku]

You see. There is your trouble right there. Miss Amethyst!

[Sialater]

Incorrigible.