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[Kohaku]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Wait, so what is this topic about exactly?

If you didn't read the first post and the brother thread, I don't know what to tell you.

I said I was waiting for a mod to get it moved. What else do you want from me?

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Omg, wouldn't it be funny if we were like distant cousins?

I truly doubt it. Though, funnily enough, I´m told I have unknown relatives in America. So who knows?

 

Remember, my father's family is German, so I do actually have cousins there.

[Tirigon]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Wait, so what is this topic about exactly?

KnightOfPhoenix has started a topic "Miss Ferelden 2009" which parodizes that kind of show in real-life and will, eventually, lead to the election of the hottest woman in DAO.

Feeling treated inequal, the women, that is Kerridan, started a similar thread for the hottest men. So we are roleplaying such a show. And in the meantime talk about things.

Or about Hentai, tentacles, chest waxing etc... But hopefully Reuben_Lieuw and Herr Uhl have a blackout so we can avoid that sort of thing:devil::devil:

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Omg, wouldn't it be funny if we were like distant cousins?

I truly doubt it. Though, funnily enough, I´m told I have unknown relatives in America. So who knows?

 

Remember, my father's family is German, so I do actually have cousins there.

Ultimately, it doesn´t matter, because we all have the same ancestors - Adam and Eve!!

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Omg, wouldn't it be funny if we were like distant cousins?

I truly doubt it. Though, funnily enough, I´m told I have unknown relatives in America. So who knows?

 

Remember, my father's family is German, so I do actually have cousins there.

Ultimately, it doesn´t matter, because we all have the same ancestors - Adam and Eve!!

LOL!

[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

Ultimately, it doesn´t matter, because we all have the same ancestors - Adam and Eve!!

Oh snap. That brings alot of things into perspective now.

[Tirigon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Ultimately, it doesn´t matter, because we all have the same ancestors - Adam and Eve!!

Oh snap. That brings alot of things into perspective now.

For example, that there is no way NOT to marry relatives, unless you live in celibate or marry your Nintendo (like some Japanese did recently). That means, I can have Shianni, though some wicked person decided I must be her cousin as a city elf.

[Kohaku]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

That's interesting. Where is his thread?

http://social.biowar...47/index/497811

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 05 janvier 2010 - 12:58 .

[Tirigon]

Btw: I found a really cool saying about beauty that I need to share now:

Nothing is really useful unless it is useless.. Everything useful is ugly, for it expresses a need, and the needs of man are ignobile and disgusting. The most useful room in a house is the lavatory.

This thought comes from Theophile Gautier, french author. Yea, I know, he´s a freaking Frenchman, but I found it in an english book, so it´s bearable.



Ok, and that´s enough philosophy for today. Back to Hentai, now!!!!!

;-)

[Taleroth]

Tirigon wrote...

Btw: I found a really cool saying about beauty that I need to share now:

My favorite definition.

BEAUTY, n.
The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

[Tirigon]

Taleroth wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Btw: I found a really cool saying about beauty that I need to share now:

My favorite definition.

BEAUTY, n.
The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Hehe. Nice

[coldblossom]

Hey, where did Cullen go? He's late for his...therapy.



Y'know, I'm in the middle of playing through again on the PC (originally played on PS3) and I just recently got to talk with Teagan again. The first time I played my mage I didn't get the whole "I'd marry a mage" dialogue but, having been informed of it, I went for the kill. Awesome. And he came back around and initiated the flirting with me later. So, Bann Teagan is official on my Bucket List. Rankings as they stand:



1. Cullen

2. Alistair

3. Teagan. N.B: Was previously Alistair's inbred cousin, Carrol (the ferry Templar with the cookie-fetish. Don't tell me he doesn't look like a bizarro version of Alistair! It was the first thing I noticed! Why did I like him? I dunno. Look at my list and tell me I don't just have a thing for Templars)..

[Kohaku]

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where did Cullen go? He's late for his...therapy.

Y'know, I'm in the middle of playing through again on the PC (originally played on PS3) and I just recently got to talk with Teagan again. The first time I played my mage I didn't get the whole "I'd marry a mage" dialogue but, having been informed of it, I went for the kill. Awesome. And he came back around and initiated the flirting with me later. So, Bann Teagan is official on my Bucket List. Rankings as they stand:

1. Cullen
2. Alistair
3. Teagan. N.B: Was previously Alistair's inbred cousin, Carrol (the ferry Templar with the cookie-fetish. Don't tell me he doesn't look like a bizarro version of Alistair! It was the first thing I noticed! Why did I like him? I dunno. Look at my list and tell me I don't just have a thing for Templars)..

I'm... going to have to find this guy. ~Scuttles off~

Edit: Found him. Yeah he does look like him. Why didn't I remember him earlier? I knew someone in that tower looked just like Alistair though. I guess I was a boat ride off.

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 05 janvier 2010 - 02:24 .

[Skydiver8888]

wait, what? marry a mage dialogue? How by all the gates of the Black City could I have possibly missed this?!!



Oh wait...maybe because I haven't played as a female mage yet...GAH! too many playthroughs!

[amethyst_rose2009]

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where did Cullen go? He's late for his...therapy.

Y'know, I'm in the middle of playing through again on the PC (originally played on PS3) and I just recently got to talk with Teagan again. The first time I played my mage I didn't get the whole "I'd marry a mage" dialogue but, having been informed of it, I went for the kill. Awesome. And he came back around and initiated the flirting with me later. So, Bann Teagan is official on my Bucket List. Rankings as they stand:

1. Cullen
2. Alistair
3. Teagan. N.B: Was previously Alistair's inbred cousin, Carrol (the ferry Templar with the cookie-fetish. Don't tell me he doesn't look like a bizarro version of Alistair! It was the first thing I noticed! Why did I like him? I dunno. Look at my list and tell me I don't just have a thing for Templars)..

LOL!  We are of the same mind then, because those guys are all on my list too, even the templar who likes Sten's cookies.  I actually thought I would write something about him next. He is kinda cute and he's funny how he won't let you cross the lake.  I thought he looked like Alistair a bit too.  Maybe I'll try writing something about him tomorrow (if Tirigon doesn't beat me to it - we tend to write about the same things at the same time - weird ).  Too mentally-exhausted right now, those crazy guys invaded the forum today and had me in tears laughing so hard.  Ya gotta love em.

[Tirigon]

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where did Cullen go? He's late for his...therapy.

Y'know, I'm in the middle of playing through again on the PC (originally played on PS3) and I just recently got to talk with Teagan again. The first time I played my mage I didn't get the whole "I'd marry a mage" dialogue but, having been informed of it, I went for the kill. Awesome. And he came back around and initiated the flirting with me later. So, Bann Teagan is official on my Bucket List. Rankings as they stand:

1. Cullen
2. Alistair
3. Teagan. N.B: Was previously Alistair's inbred cousin, Carrol (the ferry Templar with the cookie-fetish. Don't tell me he doesn't look like a bizarro version of Alistair! It was the first thing I noticed! Why did I like him? I dunno. Look at my list and tell me I don't just have a thing for Templars)..

I NEED HELP!!!
I´m playing a female mage atm, I need to know how to flirt with Teagan!!! (If it is possible at all for elves)




@ amethyst_rose: No worries, you can write about Edward - ehm, Cullen (and I really mistyped, lol, for once it wasnt planned as joke, hehe). I´m not interested in writing about him. Though he might be a special guest while interviewing someone else. To bring some vampiric awesomeness in. Anyways, who has not yet been interviewed already? It´s getting hard to find people now. Bioware better hurry with an addon...

And in the meantime, a few Cullen-pics just for you ladies:

With his Lady:

Awesome:

and especially for amethyst_rose with waxed chest:

Modifié par Tirigon, 05 janvier 2010 - 03:39 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where did Cullen go? He's late for his...therapy.

Y'know, I'm in the middle of playing through again on the PC (originally played on PS3) and I just recently got to talk with Teagan again. The first time I played my mage I didn't get the whole "I'd marry a mage" dialogue but, having been informed of it, I went for the kill. Awesome. And he came back around and initiated the flirting with me later. So, Bann Teagan is official on my Bucket List. Rankings as they stand:

1. Cullen
2. Alistair
3. Teagan. N.B: Was previously Alistair's inbred cousin, Carrol (the ferry Templar with the cookie-fetish. Don't tell me he doesn't look like a bizarro version of Alistair! It was the first thing I noticed! Why did I like him? I dunno. Look at my list and tell me I don't just have a thing for Templars)..

I NEED HELP!!!
I´m playing a female mage atm, I need to know how to flirt with Teagan!!! (If it is possible at all for elves)




@ amethyst_rose: No worries, you can write about Edward - ehm, Cullen (and I really mistyped, lol, for once it wasnt planned as joke, hehe). I´m not interested in writing about him. Though he might be a special guest while interviewing someone else. To bring some vampiric awesomeness in. Anyways, who has not yet been interviewed already? It´s getting hard to find people now. Bioware better hurry with an addon...

And in the meantime, a few Cullen-pics just for you ladies:

With his Lady:

Awesome:

and especially for amethyst_rose with waxed chest:

OMG!!!!! *Jaw Drops* *Falls over into floor drooling*

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!!! 

Edit: Oh man, I'm gonna have sweeeeet dreams tonight. *dreams of yummy vampires with hairless chests* *swoons*

BTW, we girls officially owe you one. Daniel Craig and Edward Cullen *gasp* both shirtless in the same day. *happy sigh*

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 05 janvier 2010 - 03:47 .

[coldblossom]

Tirigon wrote...

I NEED HELP!!!
I´m playing a female mage atm, I need to know how to flirt with Teagan!!! (If it is possible at all for elves)

Def possible for the elves. I be an elf...the humans never seem to tire of pointing that out.  Teagan didn't seem to mind. In fact, I hear the ears drive men crazy (Cullen told me, actually). Edit: forgot to say how to do it...Just ask Teagan to tell you about himself. There is a small persuasion check where he balks but if you push he'll let you ask about his matrimonial status. From there you can get to the "I'd marry a mage" dialogue.

And please to be ignoring the sparkly vampires. I prefer this Cullen who is tanned and has a man's body and a nice sword with gleaming armor:

Modifié par coldblossom, 05 janvier 2010 - 04:14 .

[Einea]

coldblossom wrote...

And please to be ignoring the sparkly vampires. I prefer this Cullen who is tanned and has a man's body and a nice sword with gleaming armor:

Hmm... wonder if any of these guys need help keeping that armor gleaming. I'd volunteer to help out; after all, that would require them to take it off (or might be interesting cleaning it up while it's on them still) :innocent:.

[coldblossom]

Einea wrote...

Hmm... wonder if any of these guys need help keeping that armor gleaming. I'd volunteer to help out; after all, that would require them to take it off (or might be interesting cleaning it up while it's on them still) :innocent:.

We could always hold an armor-polishing event at the Tower. For charity, of course. Give 'em the old spit-shine so they're looking brand new again. To ensure that each Templar gets his correct suit of armor returned, he'll have to take it off in front of us and wait while we clean it up for him. There will be much splashing about and he'll just have to call upon his famous discipline and endure...

[westiex9]

Fionna: hey everyone tonight we have a very special guest, he is straight from orzammar and back from the dead its Bhelen aeducan

Bhelen: greetings fiona

Thorin: hey i killed you in the assembly you treachourous bastard

Fiona(whispers) Thorin! i am trying to have an INTERVIEW HERE!!! BUTT OUT OR ANORA WON'T BE THE ONLY ONE TAKING A DIVE OFF THE ROOF!!!

Bhelen: wow and i thought i was ruthless

Fiona: so anyway prince Bhelen i hear you are a big deal in orzammar but i have to admit im surprised to find you here at mister ferelden 2009, what makes you think you can compete against the likes of our current favourites

Bhelen: well fiona its not just looks that make men sexy its also power, and i have a lot of power, for instance i have the power to make problems and obstacles disappear and more to the point i have the power to make sure other candidates have 'accidents' capiche

Fiona: oh you mean like smudging their make-up or waking up with really bad hair ?

Bhelen: no more like smudging there face with a mace or ensuring they don't wake up at all

Thorin: And you wonder why i sided with harrowmont, you should have seen him at dinner time, deshyr having "food poisioning" left right and centre

Fiona: shut it Thorin!!!

Bhelen: anyway more about power, god i love that word "power!", i also have the power to bribe two certain judges
Fiona: noemi and nemiah howd you manage that?

Bhelen: shoes are a powerful ally in politics my dear

Fiona: but doesn't that kinda make you a bit of a sugar daddy?

Bhelen: what do you mean !!!

Fiona: well you arn't really that good looking you just have lots of money and "power"

Bhelen: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RICA SAY'S I HAVE A LOVELY NOSE!!!!

Fiona: of course she does!! you idiot!! Your her sole source of income!!

Bhelen: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR IM GONNA HAVE YOU GUTTED!!!

(Fiona kicks Bhelen off the roof of fort drakon)

Fiona: Man what a collosal jerk!!

Thorin: while i agree entirely do you have to kick every guest of the roof

Fiona: Hahaha im lady kick boot mcdeath

Thorin: I hate you 

(meanwhile at the bottom of fort drakon)

Janitor one: Incoming!!

(crash!!)

Janitor two:  another one! who is it this time?

Janitor one: Dwarven prince

Janitor two: howd you know he was a prince?

Janitor one: you know dwarves think he have such a big "accident" if ee was some commoner

Janitor two: well whoever he is he's the third one today and im not getting paid enough to move this pile

Janitor one: well someone better its starting to smell and people keep stabbing the blonde corpse!!

Janitor two: i hate this job!!!

[Einea]

lol West, love the janitors.

[Einea]

coldblossom wrote...


We could always hold an armor-polishing event at the Tower. For charity, of course. Give 'em the old spit-shine so they're looking brand new again. To ensure that each Templar gets his correct suit of armor returned, he'll have to take it off in front of us and wait while we clean it up for him. There will be much splashing about and he'll just have to call upon his famous discipline and endure...

Of course we'd have to do so. It's our duty as citizens of Ferelden to make sure the armor fits the Templars well .

Modifié par Einea, 05 janvier 2010 - 04:52 .