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[XOGHunter246]

double post

Modifié par XOGHunter246, 31 décembre 2009 - 03:22 .

[XOGHunter246]

Waits to be entertained Alistair should win Miss Ferelden seen as he such a sissy.

Modifié par XOGHunter246, 31 décembre 2009 - 03:24 .

[AndreaDraco]

@Kerridan: Yes, you must be insane... But we're thankful for that!

Modifié par AndreaDraco, 31 décembre 2009 - 03:22 .

[Kohaku]

Picture is here!



Nemiah: Back to the show. Our next contestant comes from…
~The main lights go out in the hall but colored lights start to sparkle. A band comes out playing the drums and dancing in unison. ~
Announcer: Our next contestant is man who is so awesome the Maker cries because he can’t match up! Andraste reformed from her ashes when he came into the temple. The man with the ultimate plan! Give it up for Bann… Teagan… Gurrien!
Teagan: ~He summersaults on stage and the audience goes wild~ Thank you all. I think I’ll nominate myself for Mister Ferelden. I mean look at me? Have you ever seen a specimen like me before? ~The women in the audience swoon~
Nemiah: Whoa! He has a light show! ~She goes to dance under the lights with the band~
Calian: That isn't fair uncle. We didn't get pyrotechnics!
Teagan: ~He grins~ You aren't me.
Noemi: Teagan, dear, we talked about this. Fair is fair.
Teagan: But it’s not fair I can’t join. I really am that awesome but still.
Noemi: Remember the cookies. I’ll give you my own if you keep it low profile?
Teagan: Sten likes cookies.
Noemi: He doesn’t like mine.
Teagan: Deal!
Isolde: Tea-ghan! You said you like my buttery confections?!
Teagan: They are the best in all Redcliffe. These are the best in Ferelden and are younger.
Isolde: I’m getting outdone by younger cookies? ~She runs in the back~
Nemiah: Intermission!
 

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 31 décembre 2009 - 06:08 .

[Taleroth]

*runs onto stage with a bat*
*smashes Teagan's kneecaps*
*flees*

Modifié par Taleroth, 31 décembre 2009 - 03:56 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Alistair gets pouty, crosses his arms, and goes to sit beside his brother who is equally as pouty.  With sad puppy dog eyes he looks at Teagan and mumbles "Why can't I be Teagan?"

[Kohaku]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Alistair gets pouty, crosses his arms, and goes to sit beside his brother who is equally as pouty.  With sad puppy dog eyes he looks at Teagan and mumbles "Why can't I be Teagan?"

It's hard for all of them really. Teagan is just so awesometastic.

@Tale - Teagan says he knows you love him. You just won't let it out. He's here for you.

[Taleroth]

Stupid fictional characters stealing all of the e-women.

[Ponce de Leon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Alistair gets pouty, crosses his arms, and goes to sit beside his brother who is equally as pouty.  With sad puppy dog eyes he looks at Teagan and mumbles "Why can't I be Teagan?"

It's hard for all of them really. Teagan is just so awesometastic.

@Tale - Teagan says he knows you love him. You just won't let it out. He's here for you.

There is no love... there is only Teagan.

[Kohaku]

One more before I skip out for the day. Happy New Years!



Noemi: ~She takes a deep breath~ Our next… “wonderful” contestant comes all the way from Denerim.
Nemiah: That bastard stole my panties.
Noemi: What are you talking about?
Nemiah: They were in my drawers. He came in, him and his army, and started stealing my underwear!
Noemi: Ugh. He brings sleaze ball to a whole new level. Vaughan…
Woman: You're a pig!
Man: Sexist git!
~All the people in the audience start throwing food at Vaughan~
Vaughan: ~He screams to the audience~ You only wish you could have me! ~To the twins~ Well hello ladies. ~He throws them a sleazy smile. He sits down between the girls, puts his arms around them and crosses his legs~
Nemiah: I feel dirty all of a sudden.
Noemi: Me too and that’s hard to do.
Vaughan: Forget this contest. I can take you both to the stars.
Nemiah: Sten.
~Sten grabs Vaughn up by his collar and deposits him in the chair~
Noemi:  Anyway, Vaughn. Why do you think you should be Mister Ferelden?
Vaughan: That’s easy. All the ladies love me and all the men want to be me. I’m also a Bann. How much better can you get?
Noemi: I’m sure no women like you. Not by a long shot.
Nemiah: You also aren’t king.
Alistair: You aren’t even cute.
Vaughan: What did you say kid?
Alistair: Oh? Did I stutter? You are not cute. Even Henlocks look better than you and they come from the Brood mother.
Vaughan: You have some nerve you social climbing outcast!
Alistair: Social climbing? I’m not even king yet!
Calian: King? What is he talking about?
Logahin: Nothing of course my king. He’s insane. He’s probably from Orlais in some roundabout way. This is what we get for letting them in! It’s time to fight for nationalism!
Alistair: Are you insane!? You said Maric was my father!
Logahin: Tch. Lies from the Fade.
Alistair: He’s not really my dad after all?
Noemi: Look! Stop! This isn’t the place to air family laundry!
Maric: ~Confused~ You kids look exactly alike. My DNA is mighty strong.
Vaughan: This is about me! I demand satisfaction!
Shianni: I’ll give you satisfaction! ~She takes out her bottle and breaks it on a chair~
Vaughan: Wait a minute knife ears! We can talk about this! Don’t be hasty!
Shianni: I’ll talk to you all right! With my bottle right between your eyes! ~She gets up on the stage and Vaughan runs for his life~
Noemi: This is the best outcome yet!
Nemiah: Go on girl!

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 31 décembre 2009 - 04:46 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Ahhh, sibling rivalry.  The brothers are so cute when they're pouty. 

[AndreaDraco]

Go Shianni! Kill that bastard!

[Mahumia]

*rofl* *gets up* *falls of her chair again* Oh yes, this topic is terrific! And I vote for Gilmore

Keep it coming!

[Tirigon]

th3warr1or wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Nice work so far, BUT!!! you did one thing terribly, TERRIBLY wrong...
You should really NOT use Iowan to bring back the dead. It wont work. I wouldnt trust this looser to revive a cat which has still 8 lives left.... Instead, you might want to bring him in as contestant, after all he managed to seduce a rather pretty forbidden fruit... Though noone can understand how.

A few more people that should take part:

• Keeper Zathrian: The only real badass elf in Ferelden. And he manages to maintain his good looks even at an age of 300 or so.
• Vaughan: Renowned as the Casanova of Ferelden, experienced in seducing women with as little help as violence and 20 armed guards, he could really add some action to the show.
• Oghren: The biggest hammer of Orzammar - and that even when unarmed...
• Leske: Is there a woman who DOESN`T want to see his majesty (though its said to be rather soft lately)?
• Cammen: This young elf is a must-have. Pretending to be the innocent child, most women I know tell otherwise about him....
• Anora: Yea, I know, strictly speaking she is not as such a "Mister", but we all know that in her marriage with Caillan SHE was the one with the balls....
• Loghain: He doesnt need justification. Just ask Ser Cauthrien, and you WILL know why we need him.... Unless, he is not a contestant for the Teagan-reason. That might well be the case.
• Master Ignacio: He´s a crow. Says it all.
• Sten. His sword is not the only big thing about him.

I agree with everything, EXCEPT CAMMEN. That f_ucking whiny, useless elf is not only sissy, ugly but also a coward.

You know, nominating Cammen was some kind of really badass sarcasm. How I hate this douchebag, lol. Same goes for nearly everyone I named. Except for Zathrian. He´s cool. And Shianni of course. You should join my group.

[Tirigon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

One more before I skip out for the day. Happy New Years!



Noemi: ~She takes a deep breath~ Our next… “wonderful” contestant comes all the way from Denerim.
Nemiah: That bastard stole my panties.
Noemi: What are you talking about?
Nemiah: They were in my drawers. He came in, him and his army, and started stealing my underwear!
Noemi: Ugh. He brings sleaze ball to a whole new level. Vaughan…
Woman: You're a pig!
Man: Sexist git!
~All the people in the audience start throwing food at Vaughan~
Vaughan: ~He screams to the audience~ You only wish you could have me! ~To the twins~ Well hello ladies. ~He throws them a sleazy smile. He sits down between the girls, puts his arms around them and crosses his legs~
Nemiah: I feel dirty all of a sudden.
Noemi: Me too and that’s hard to do.
Vaughan: Forget this contest. I can take you both to the stars.
Nemiah: Sten.
~Sten grabs Vaughn up by his collar and deposits him in the chair~
Noemi:  Anyway, Vaughn. Why do you think you should be Mister Ferelden?
Vaughan: That’s easy. All the ladies love me and all the men want to be me. I’m also a Bann. How much better can you get?
Noemi: I’m sure no women like you. Not by a long shot.
Nemiah: You also aren’t king.
Alistair: You aren’t even cute.
Vaughan: What did you say kid?
Alistair: Oh? Did I stutter? You are not cute. Even Henlocks look better than you and they come from the Brood mother.
Vaughan: You have some nerve you social climbing outcast!
Alistair: Social climbing? I’m not even king yet!
Calian: King? What is he talking about?
Logahin: Nothing of course my king. He’s insane. He’s probably from Orlais in some roundabout way. This is what we get for letting them in! It’s time to fight for nationalism!
Alistair: Are you insane!? You said Maric was my father!
Logahin: Tch. Lies from the Fade.
Alistair: He’s not really my dad after all?
Noemi: Look! Stop! This isn’t the place to air family laundry!
Maric: ~Confused~ You kids look exactly alike. My DNA is mighty strong.
Vaughan: This is about me! I demand satisfaction!
Shianni: I’ll give you satisfaction! ~She takes out her bottle and breaks it on a chair~
Vaughan: Wait a minute knife ears! We can talk about this! Don’t be hasty!
Shianni: I’ll talk to you all right! With my bottle right between your eyes! ~She gets up on the stage and Vaughan runs for his life~
Noemi: This is the best outcome yet!
Nemiah: Go on girl!

Shianni Adoration Society approves.

Btw, If you are done with him, can I borrow him? Killing him was so much fun, I´d like to do it again:devil:

[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

Shianni Adoration Society approves.

Btw, If you are done with him, can I borrow him? Killing him was so much fun, I´d like to do it again:devil:

Oh you totally can. We all need to get together and kick his behind.

[ReubenLiew]

But Vaughan is clearly a standup sorta guy!

And if anyone can call Cammen desirable, I can certainly pull this claim too.

[Tirigon]

ReubenLiew wrote...

But Vaughan is clearly a standup sorta guy!
And if anyone can call Cammen desirable, I can certainly pull this claim too.

You know, Cammen doesnt see himself as desirable. It´s just.... I was in that Dalish camp, looking for a woman to keep me happy until I see Shianni again - in vain of course - and they all told he was so hot, and he had a huge, or rather a HUGE dick, and, well, cant argue with the ladies, right? Especially if they have knifes, knife-ears, and sharp, pointy sticks. That´s a little scary, I think. Call me old-fashioned if you want, but I dont like the ladies to have pointy sticks. That should be limited to males.

[amethyst_rose2009]

ReubenLiew wrote...

But Vaughan is clearly a standup sorta guy!
And if anyone can call Cammen desirable, I can certainly pull this claim too.

Cammen is cute and innocent.  Those are about his only charms.  I mean even Gheyna wouldn't even have anything to do with him unless you have a very high coercion to persude her to give the poor boy a chance (I still think she's going to be the hunter of the family though).

Go Cailan and Alistair!  Can we have a royal tie?

[Catwall]

Cammen. Cammen?! Yuck! I can never inflict him upon Gheyna. It's not the "unproved hunter" aspect, it's the mopey, oatmeal-faced timidity aspect. *shudders*



Er... Go Cullen/Teagan/etc.

[ReubenLiew]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Cammen is cute and innocent.  Those are about his only charms.  I mean even Gheyna wouldn't even have anything to do with him unless you have a very high coercion to persude her to give the poor boy a chance (I still think she's going to be the hunter of the family though).

Go Cailan and Alistair!  Can we have a royal tie?

Royal tie isn't some sort of euphemism for incestual gay marriage, is it?

[Kohaku]

ReubenLiew wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Cammen is cute and innocent.  Those are about his only charms.  I mean even Gheyna wouldn't even have anything to do with him unless you have a very high coercion to persude her to give the poor boy a chance (I still think she's going to be the hunter of the family though).

Go Cailan and Alistair!  Can we have a royal tie?

Royal tie isn't some sort of euphemism for incestual gay marriage, is it?

Wow! Can that happen?

[Taleroth]

I see lots of Cailan and Alistair fans.

*brandishes bat*

My work is apparently not done.

[amethyst_rose2009]

ReubenLiew wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Cammen is cute and innocent.  Those are about his only charms.  I mean even Gheyna wouldn't even have anything to do with him unless you have a very high coercion to persude her to give the poor boy a chance (I still think she's going to be the hunter of the family though).

Go Cailan and Alistair!  Can we have a royal tie?

Royal tie isn't some sort of euphemism for incestual gay marriage, is it?

 Oh my, I'm too flustered to comment. 

[ReubenLiew]

Nothing better than twin yaoi hentair for the ladies to drool all over!