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[westiex9]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

somone needs to interview zevran, and im not sure my brand of interview would lend itself to his character, plus i really would rather he didn't get booted off fort drakon lol

Tirigon did a rather naughty (in true Tirigon fashion) interview with Zevran (and Daniel Craig!!!!! ) yesterday.

lol i will have to take a look at that one sounds good, in that case.......ser perth or maybe jowan might be good ideas

[Lotion Soronarr]

You can allways interview Thomas....MWAHAHAHAHA

[amethyst_rose2009]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

You can allways interview Thomas....MWAHAHAHAHA

*confused look* Who's Thomas?


Edit: Thanks for the great ideas West.  I'll get started right away.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 05 janvier 2010 - 02:25 .

[Kohaku]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

You can allways interview Thomas....MWAHAHAHAHA

*confused look* Who's Thomas?

I was going to say that too.

[Sialater]

The kid who meets you on the bridge on the way into Redcliffe. Tells you about the zombie attack.

[Kohaku]

Sialater wrote...

The kid who meets you on the bridge on the way into Redcliffe. Tells you about the zombie attack.

Ah. Thanks. I need refreshers here and there.

[Sialater]

He rarely makes it through the attack on the village.

[westiex9]

Fiona interviews thomas(From Inside the fort)

Fiona:(mubling) stupid ethics commitee forcing me to do the stupid interview inside instead of on the roof

Thorin: hey just shut up and read the damn script, the Bannorn nearly sued us for the anora fiasco

Fiona: speak for youself the (expletive deleted) had it coming!

Thorin: (sigh) anyway your guest is here

Fiona: thats right! he guards the bridge at redcliffe and err.....is fond of shampoo....its...(to thorin) who was it again?

Thorin: (facepalm) THOMAS THE BRIDGEGUARD!!! 

Fiona: oh that guy! now i remember, welcome to the show thomas

Thomas: errrr hi...glad to be on....

Fiona(to thorin) man hes a livewire ain't ee

Thorin: read the bloody cards!!

Fiona: So you guard the bridge at redcliffe but what are your hobbies outside of guarding

Thomas: well....i used to enjoy picking flowers and fishing but then.....then those things came and attacked the town....all my freinds,,,,dead......couldn't save them 

Fiona: errrr so what about your hobbies post-undeady goodness

Thomas: well.... i spend a lot of time at the tavern....i drink to forget....can't bear the faces can't even sleep anymore!!!

Fiona: (to thorin) Where did you get this guy!! he's the first redheaded emo ive ever seen

Thorin: it wasn't my fault!! after you killed four high profile guests nemiah told me to find whoever i could....we are scraping the barrel here!!

Fiona: pfffftttt you ain't kiddin 

Thomas: MURDOCK NOOOOO!!!!!!WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
(bursts into sobbing and lies in fetal position rocking eerily back and forth)

Fiona: wow this is gonna be a downer, but on a plus side our emo viewers are finally gonna have someone to relate to 

Thorin: this is a disaster the twins are gonna have my head.....CUT TO COMMERCIALS DAMMIT!!!

(theme music starts playing)

Thomas: SO MUCH BLOOD.....SO MUCH DEATH.....COULDN'T SAVE THEM......

Thorin: dammnit i said CUT!!!!

Fiona: Now can you see why the roof was a good idea 

Thorin: I....HATE....YOU

Edit: really hope im not stealing anyone's thunder



 

Modifié par westiex9, 05 janvier 2010 - 02:42 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

ROFL!  West, you crack me up.  That was funny.  Now I remember Thomas.  

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 05 janvier 2010 - 02:48 .

[Kohaku]

I snickered West. If I could remember the poor boy... we could bring him on as a consultant. I feel somewhat better now. XD

[westiex9]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I snickered West. If I could remember the poor boy... we could bring him on as a consultant. I feel somewhat better now. XD

lol glad it cheered you up a bit, i think thomas might have PTSD, mind you an emo judge would be hilarious fun when the voting starts lol!

Anywho im going to get some sleep so im sure Amethyst and tiragon have some great interviews planned

Modifié par westiex9, 05 janvier 2010 - 02:56 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where did Cullen go? He's late for his...therapy.

Y'know, I'm in the middle of playing through again on the PC (originally played on PS3) and I just recently got to talk with Teagan again. The first time I played my mage I didn't get the whole "I'd marry a mage" dialogue but, having been informed of it, I went for the kill. Awesome. And he came back around and initiated the flirting with me later. So, Bann Teagan is official on my Bucket List. Rankings as they stand:

1. Cullen
2. Alistair
3. Teagan. N.B: Was previously Alistair's inbred cousin, Carrol (the ferry Templar with the cookie-fetish. Don't tell me he doesn't look like a bizarro version of Alistair! It was the first thing I noticed! Why did I like him? I dunno. Look at my list and tell me I don't just have a thing for Templars)..

LOL!  We are of the same mind then, because those guys are all on my list too, even the templar who likes Sten's cookies.  I actually thought I would write something about him next. He is kinda cute and he's funny how he won't let you cross the lake.  I thought he looked like Alistair a bit too.  Maybe I'll try writing something about him tomorrow (if Tirigon doesn't beat me to it - we tend to write about the same things at the same time - weird ).  Too mentally-exhausted right now, those crazy guys invaded the forum today and had me in tears laughing so hard.  Ya gotta love em.

Skadi Approves +30

I always have a save right before talking to Carroll on the docks, because the dialogue is pure platinum.

Carrol: And I have documents that say I'm the Queen of Antiva!
PC: But aren't Queens female?
Carroll: Don't question royalty!

And then when Sten offers him cookies to shut him up

Carroll: Oooh...cookies!

The voice, the delivery, no matter how many times I replay it, I end up having to change my trousers from laughing so hard.

Templars in this game are so hot, because damned near all of them are pretty mental. Maybe it's just me, but serious psychological problems rank up there with firm buttocks and a nice chin.

[Sialater]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Templars in this game are so hot, because damned near all of them are pretty mental. Maybe it's just me, but serious psychological problems rank up there with firm buttocks and a nice chin.

ROTFLMAO.


And here I thought it was the skirts.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Sialater wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Templars in this game are so hot, because damned near all of them are pretty mental. Maybe it's just me, but serious psychological problems rank up there with firm buttocks and a nice chin.

ROTFLMAO.


And here I thought it was the skirts.

Hmm...the skirts do add a little something, do they not? On top of being unstable and hooked on dope, they do wear some nice purple dressess under all that unecessary plate.

Now there's a mod idea for the ladies: The Templar's Assylum DLC. Sort of the gamer girl's answer to the normal male fantasy of "The All-Girls School" or something.

[Kohaku]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Templars in this game are so hot, because damned near all of them are pretty mental. Maybe it's just me, but serious psychological problems rank up there with firm buttocks and a nice chin.

ROTFLMAO.


And here I thought it was the skirts.

Hmm...the skirts do add a little something, do they not? On top of being unstable and hooked on dope, they do wear some nice purple dressess under all that unecessary plate.

Now there's a mod idea for the ladies: The Templar's Assylum DLC. Sort of the gamer girl's answer to the normal male fantasy of "The All-Girls School" or something.

Part of me wishes they had kept in the lyrium addiction mechanic. I would have loved to see templars and mages bounce off the walls.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...


Part of me wishes they had kept in the lyrium addiction mechanic. I would have loved to see templars and mages bounce off the walls.

You and me both. That would have made the Circle alot less depressing. organized lyrium snorting parties, complete with mindblasting competetitions, full armor pillow fights, and COOKIES!!!!!!

[Kohaku]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...


Part of me wishes they had kept in the lyrium addiction mechanic. I would have loved to see templars and mages bounce off the walls.

You and me both. That would have made the Circle alot less depressing. organized lyrium snorting parties, complete with mindblasting competetitions, full armor pillow fights, and COOKIES!!!!!!

That is too true. The Circle will never be the same with all that going on. Hm...

[Sialater]

I do think its funny they have the all-boys' school veteran talk about pillow fights and not the almost nun. LOL

[Tirigon]

So, I´m back from the Fade and my dreams about Shianni, blondes in metal lingerie and kicking people with waxed chests off of a really high tower. :-)



So, what´s up next? Any ideas / suggestions / wet dreams about whom I could interview next?



PS: And now a few pics of naked penisses, because nowadays that´s the only way to annoy censors and get a lillte public attention.........







C============8

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

See, I'm seeing very wicked and impure ideas for a mod. After all, NWN1 and 2 had the Sex and the Single Adventuress mod. I'm certain that someone with a heavy mix of toolset talent and a wicked mind could come up with something so disturbingly crass it would make Zevran blush like a virgin.

[Sialater]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

See, I'm seeing very wicked and impure ideas for a mod. After all, NWN1 and 2 had the Sex and the Single Adventuress mod. I'm certain that someone with a heavy mix of toolset talent and a wicked mind could come up with something so disturbingly crass it would make Zevran blush like a virgin.

What, liberal use of the "insertion tool"?

[amethyst_rose2009]

Amethyst: Gasp! The network just called and unless we can get our ratings up they said they're going to pull the plug on our show.  *Scrambles to get next guest ready and runs out on stage* *whispers to self* Please let this interview go better than the others or else I'll be out of job and and forced to work at the Pearl again. *half-heartedly prays to Maker and Andraste*

Alright let's give a round of applause for our next guest, my former roomate at the Mages Tower.....

Alistair: *lifts eyebrow suspiciously* Hmph, never licked a lamppost, my a**!

Amethyst: *glares at Alistair* Ahem......our next guest hails from the Mages Circle and until a certain ......uhm incident involving me, this other chick, a broken phlactery, and some templars.......

Alistair:  You led quite the wild life as an apprentice, didn't you?

Amethyst: *sighs in frustration* Hell with it.......here's Jowan.

*Jowan walks out onto the stage, reluctantly taking his seat but nervously looking to the backstage area*

Jowan: Uh........I really shouldn't be out here, you know?  The twins were very specific they wanted my expertise in ........a certain illegal school of magic......for certain.......uhm.........illegal procedures backstage.

Cullen: *tenses jaw and unsheathes his sword*  Filthy Bloodmage!

Amethyst: *looking somewhat frightened* Oh, Cullen, you're back?  Didn't Alistair chase you out of the studios after your interview.........went horribly wrong....... and you went on a killing rampage against me and all other mages in the studio?

Cullen: I'm not afraid of that little pansy prince.  Pfh, he couldn't even pass his templar training........ *glares at Alistair*

Alistair: We've been through this already......*tenses jaw and starts walking toward Cullen with his sword drawn*  I didn't fail my (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) test!!!

Amethyst: Oooh, Ali, how come you don't use that kind of language in our tent? *blushes*

Alistair: *lunges for Cullen with his shiny sword, Starfang*

Cullen: Pansy prince and his (expletive deleted) mage girlfriend!!!!

Alistair: You're only upset because she wouldn't give it up for you!

Amethyst: Oh, but I would have, had he ever asked. *smiles slyly*

Alistair: *glares at Amethyst*

Amethyst:

*The two templars start brawling as audience members scramble to get out of their way*

Amethyst: *rolls eyes* Are all templars this insane?

Zevran: But it is kind of alluring, these two fine-looking gentlemen covered in sweat, grabbing at each other like that. *Zevran moves closer in to the fight to get a better view*

Amethyst:  Why couldn't things go as planned for once?

Jowan: *looking really nervous* Ummm.......Amethyst........

Amethyst: *ignoring the two handsome templars fighting* Oh, Jowan. I'm so sorry, where were we?

Cullen: You're going down pretty boy!!!!!!!!

Alistair: I have better hair than you! I shall win the day!!!!!

Amethyst: *sighs and rolls eyes*  I do have to agree with Skadi though, there is something rather alluring about those crazy-a** templars in their skirts.  *giggles*

Alistair and Cullen:  Skirts? They are not skirts!!!!! *goes to back to fighting each other*

Jowan: Amethyst......I.....I really should tell you.......about.......

Amethyst: Oh, goodness, Jowan......our interview....yes, okay I'm with you now.  So tell me Jowan, how did you become a blood mage?

Cullen: Filthy, (expletive deleted) Blood....

*Alistair uses shield bash interrupting Cullen*

Amethyst: Ahhh, Shield Bash........

Jowan: Ameth.........

Amethyst: Oh, yes, Jowan, you were explaining how you became a Bloodmage.

Jowan: *sweating nervously*  Well, you know, there was Lily....and.....

Amethyst: Which brings me to the question, why did you and I never?

Jowan: Haven't we already discussed this?

Amethyst: Yeah, but it was in front of your girlfriend.  I mean, I couldn't exactly explain my lusty feelings I harbored about you where my loins ached just looking at you and my heart melted everytime I looked into your evil Bloodmage eyes.......

Alistair:

Cullen:

Jowan: 

Amethyst: *turning red* I didn't just say that out loud, did I?


Jowan: Well, uhm, I had no idea you felt that way about me.  You know, Lily's going to be in prison for a very long time.......if you're interested in showing me in detail how you felt about me.......


Alistair: *stops fighting with Cullen and turns to glare at Jowan* Die filthy Bloodmage!!!!!!


Cullen: Hmm, for once I agree with him.  All Bloodmages will die!!!!


*Alistair and Cullen charge the stage with swords drawn*


Jowan: Yikes!!!! I'll take a raincheck my lusty, little mage.......gotta go.........Oh, by the way, before I flee for my life there was something I've been trying to tell you about my .......uhm....experiments backstage.....


*Alistair and Cullen chase Jowan off the stage before he can finish*


Amethyst: Hmm, I wonder what Jowan was going to say.........Oh well, it probably wasn't important.


*A loud shriek bellows from behind the curtain*


Amethsyt: Oh, crap! That can't be good.


*Broodmother slithers across the stage followed by other undead creatures Amethyst and Alistair had already killed*


Amethyst: Holy (expletive deleted)!!!!! Jowan, you son of a tied down (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted).  Ali!!!!!!!!

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 05 janvier 2010 - 04:20 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Sialater wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

See, I'm seeing very wicked and impure ideas for a mod. After all, NWN1 and 2 had the Sex and the Single Adventuress mod. I'm certain that someone with a heavy mix of toolset talent and a wicked mind could come up with something so disturbingly crass it would make Zevran blush like a virgin.

What, liberal use of the "insertion tool"?

No, methinks that might shoot his approval rating through the roof. Though I've often wondered more about the extraction tools. When I went and did the "surprise me" bit at the Pearl, first time around, I'm in a room with the "extraction tools" on the bed. Second time, i wake in a room full of nugs.

Hmm..is this a not so subtle hint that nugs are the new "gerbils" in Ferelden?

Hmmm...I must confer with Zevran and get his most enlightened opinion on the matter.

Of course, Zevran would enjoy a "Templar's Assylum". remeber in his conversation with Wynne, how he often hoped that on nights of the full moon all the mages in the cirlce climb to the roof and engage in drunken orgies. Since he swings both ways, he might even want to join you. A lyruim fueled orgy with strapping young men in metal suits and dresses just might turn him on something fierce.

[Kohaku]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

See, I'm seeing very wicked and impure ideas for a mod. After all, NWN1 and 2 had the Sex and the Single Adventuress mod. I'm certain that someone with a heavy mix of toolset talent and a wicked mind could come up with something so disturbingly crass it would make Zevran blush like a virgin.

That was one of my favorite mods! The last time I said I wouldn't do something it got us here. If I could get around to understanding the toolset more I'd do it in my free time. My programming skills must not fade!

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Amethyst: Gasp! The network just called and unless we can get our ratings up they said they're going to pull the plug on our show.  *Scrambles to get next guest ready and runs out on stage* *whispers to self* Please let this interview go better than the others or else I'll be out of job and and forced to work at the Pearl again. *half-heartedly prays to Maker and Andraste*

.................

Tell me if that happens, I shall be sure to visit you, hehe:devil::devil:

Besides of that, good job. Though I had preferred if Iowan had killed Culllen, but I guess I have to do that myself later on... You like him too much:(