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[elys]

This is kittystrophic , but not surprising from Alistair.

[AtreiyaN7]

I was mesmerized by the sparkling Hello Kitty, what other pic? Oh, THAT one. *snicker*

(And I am now typesetting a chapter entitled "Dream Like a Hedgehog" - sometimes, I can't believe the stuff self-help authors come up with.)

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 06 janvier 2010 - 04:02 .

[elys]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...
I was mesmerized by the sparkling Hello Kitty, what other pic? Oh, THAT one. *snicker*
(And I am now typesetting a chapter entitled "Dream Like a Hedgehog" - sometimes, I can't believe the stuff self-help authors come up with.)

It's too late for Hello Kitty, Tirigon sucked the life out of her after Alistair was done.... She is now in heaven

But  maybe before that, someone has managed to peep some hot Alistair-Kitty action  ?

[Herr Uhl]

elys wrote...
But  maybe before that, someone has managed to peep some hot Alistair-Kitty action  ?

And they call hentai involving tentacles bad...

[AtreiyaN7]

As I often say to my WoW guildies: PERV(S)!

But I say that with affection. <3

[elys]

What is most suprising is that Dog had let his happen!

[westiex9]

Fiona Cousland and Thorin Aeducan interview Bodahn feddic

Thorin: are you sure this is a good idea? Bodahn is nice and all but really is he candidate material?

Fiona: what ever happened to (mocking voice) "ooooo nemiah told me to find whoever i could we are scapping the barrel fiona"

Thorin: point taken (sigh) lets just get this over with

Fiona: He's a merchant, a father and a master at finding really old elf junk its Bodhan Feddic

(thunderous applause)

Bodahn: Thanks for inviting me on the show much oblidged miss cousland

Thorin(mumbles) we didn't have much of a choice

Fiona: (to Thorin) shut it!

Fiona: so bodahn your a loving father and a valuable ally but i have to ask why do you think you are competition material in a show that includes such lookers as Allistair and Cailan? i mean seriously how can you compete with those lot?

Bodahn: (sigh) miss its time you learned beauty isn't all in the face

(drops pants)

Fiona: Makers Breath!

Thorin: its longer than a deep stalkers neck!

Fiona: errrr...........(grabs bodahn)......back in five

Thorin: where are you going?

(bumping noises behind the curtain)

Fiona: awwwwww yeeeeeeessssssss.........ENCHANTMEEEEEEENNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!


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Modifié par westiex9, 06 janvier 2010 - 06:14 .

[westiex9]

Double post

Modifié par westiex9, 06 janvier 2010 - 06:10 .

[elys]

causes pregnancy ... I'm not sure I wanna know the recipe of the Oghren's New Prime Red Ale

[mrofni]

OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO SANDAL?!?!?! We seriously have to get him away from him. I mean, look at what he's been doing to that poor kid. ALL HE CAN SAY IS ENCHANTMENT. How long has he been doing this?! CALL THE GUARDS!! ARREST HIM!

Modifié par mrofni, 06 janvier 2010 - 07:30 .

[westiex9]

mrofni wrote...

OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO SANDAL?!?!?! We seriously have to get him away from him. I mean, look at what he's been doing to that poor kid. ALL HE CAN SAY IS ENCHANTMENT. How long has he been doing this?! CALL THE GUARDS!! ARREST HIM!

I know its shocking how much abuse this kid has been through, i don't think he'll ever recover

[westiex9]

elys wrote...

causes pregnancy ... I'm not sure I wanna know the recipe of the Oghren's New Prime Red Ale

Much like the answer to what the brood mother uses to breastfeed her young(sour mayonaise) the secret ingredient in oghrens brew is better left unmentioned

But the truth is out there

[mrofni]

Also, it wouldn't surprise me if he was abusing him in the actual game. He says he found him in the deep roads, but if he was abusing him, it is reasonable to make up a story like that, and it would explain why he isn't in Orzammar anymore either. Unfortunately this theory only really makes sense before you find him in the room of darkspawn. Could have been such an amazing plot twist to have in a future DLC or expansion. Especially if Sandal doesn't want to leave Bodahn Feddick, and even fights with him. Would have been such an emotional moment for anyone playing. Well, very emotional to first find out, and then emotional conversation with Bodahn Feddick once you confront him.

Modifié par mrofni, 06 janvier 2010 - 07:44 .

[westiex9]

mrofni wrote...

 and then emotional conversation with Bodahn Feddick once you confront him.

The confronting of Mr Feddick

Fiona: FPD Feddick open the door we know your in their
Feddick:nyah coppers you'll never take me alive see nyah see nyah
Fiona: he's got a crossbow Taser him
(feddick goes down)
Fiona: cuff him oghren
Feddick: i ain't done no thing you damn coppers!!! i ain't goin back to jail!!! nooooO!!!!


Mr Feddick was subsequently charged with child abuse and sentenced to life imprisonment in fort drakon, this has been  an episode of ferelden cops

(theme tune)
Darkspawn, darkspawn whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when the warden come for you......

[Tirigon]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Oh, I SEE. Next time no pics for you ladies, until you have read the rest. The pics are too distracting, it seems.

Wait a second...you mean there was like...text in that post? really?

Yea, that´s what I was referring to, thanks for clarifying my point....
I feel so misunderstood:crying::crying:

Shianni, hold me! I need you!

*Shianni comes and grabs him. They go to bed. Now Tirigon is happy again*

Herr Uhl wrote...

elys wrote...
But  maybe before that, someone has managed to peep some hot Alistair-Kitty action ../../../images/forum/emoticons/andy.png ?

And they call hentai involving tentacles bad...

Yes they do. At least Kitty is considered to be cute by the majority of 5years old girls, retards and Emos (And, in case one of the ladies here should like her, by some grown-up and nice women tooB)). That´s more than you can tell about tentacles. And Kitty is female. Tentacles aren´t, one suspects.

elys wrote...

What is most suprising is that Dog had let his happen!

I had to encage him. And I bought him a lamb post to lick. So he was alright.

[Kohaku]

Oh dear. So we have deflowered Sandal and Alistair is a Hello Kitty addict like me. ~Cries~



Tirigon, I was going to post an Alistair one but I don't think I can beat that! XD

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Tirigon wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Oh, I SEE. Next time no pics for you ladies, until you have read the rest. The pics are too distracting, it seems.

Wait a second...you mean there was like...text in that post? really?

Yea, that´s what I was referring to, thanks for clarifying my point....
I feel so misunderstood:crying::crying:

Shianni, hold me! I need you!

*Shianni comes and grabs him. They go to bed. Now Tirigon is happy again*

Hmph. Well, what did you expect? It's like reading Playboy magazine: Does anyone really "read" it? If I had never bothered to look at my ex-boyfriends monthly issues, he would have never discovered that there were actually useful articles in there!

I'm sure you've learned your lesson now!

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Oh, I SEE. Next time no pics for you ladies, until you have read the rest. The pics are too distracting, it seems.

Wait a second...you mean there was like...text in that post? really?

Yea, that´s what I was referring to, thanks for clarifying my point....
I feel so misunderstood:crying::crying:

As Skadi said, what do you expect after posting images of a half-naked vampire, James Bond, and Alistair?  Maybe you should put the pics at the bottom of the page from now on so that we have to read the text to find our reward....um, I mean hot pic.


Oh, and did you mean to say you were giving Dog a Lamb Bone or a....... ahem...... Lamp Post because you put Lamb Post and the images going through my head right now are somewhat disturbing.

[Sialater]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh dear. So we have deflowered Sandal and Alistair is a Hello Kitty addict like me. ~Cries~

Tirigon, I was going to post an Alistair one but I don't think I can beat that! XD

Post it anyway, the more Al the better. :innocent:

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh dear. So we have deflowered Sandal and Alistair is a Hello Kitty addict like me. ~Cries~

Tirigon, I was going to post an Alistair one but I don't think I can beat that! XD

Post it anyway, the more Al the better. :innocent:

Kerridan, as long as your interview also includes a half-naked Alistair pic, we want it!!!

[Kohaku]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Oh dear. So we have deflowered Sandal and Alistair is a Hello Kitty addict like me. ~Cries~

Tirigon, I was going to post an Alistair one but I don't think I can beat that! XD

Post it anyway, the more Al the better. :innocent:

Kerridan, as long as your interview also includes a half-naked Alistair pic, we want it!!!

Uh... half naked pictures... Hm. I'll get on it! I have to check my saved pictures. If not that'll be later today.

[ReubenLiew]

social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/97/index/543159

Don't say I never gave anything to the female community.

[amethyst_rose2009]

ReubenLiew wrote...

social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/97/index/543159

Don't say I never gave anything to the female community.

OMG!!  *Jaw drops*  *Drools*   *Goes away to stare dreamily at half-naked Ali and Zev pics*

* Amethyst gives Reuben big wet smooch*

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 06 janvier 2010 - 02:44 .

[Kohaku]

ReubenLiew wrote...

social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/97/index/543159

Don't say I never gave anything to the female community.

That's why we love you isn't it?

I never paid alot of attention to Alistiar naked. I knew he had a nice six pack but he really is packing some heat. Zevran too.

[ReubenLiew]

Bah, women only want gifts from me.

*sniff* And I let them. I'm so cheap ><