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[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Ewwwww, bad analogy.

No worries, I'm full of them.

STD:s or analogies?

[Sialater]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
Sailater - Oh maker. That's a right terrible dream. What in the world di he do to get swatted like that?

Sex with Morrigan, since both of them are alive. Or is it?

Yup.  And he played dumb.  He wouldn't tell them.  My little elf mage was right pissed.  She wanted to cast Storm of the Century on the lot of them.  They mistakenly thought HE was the Warden Commander, after all, and held him responsible.  But he wouldn't tell them how we both survived.

And you don't go around holding the King of Ferelden prisoner on my watch.



Doesn't help that I've somehow superimposed my husband's face over Al's in my subconscious.

[Kohaku]

Sialater wrote...

I write my own fiction. I don't do fanfiction. I feel weird about coopting someone else's characters. But that damned dream I had about rescuing Alistair from Weisshaupt WILL. NOT. LET. ME. BE.

I understand. I have lots of my own fiction. It just seems like the ones I write for the games I play end up longer.

@Herr - Don't forget I like the whips.

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

STD:s or analogies?

Only one way to tell really.

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

STD:s or analogies?

Only one way to tell really.

How?

[ReubenLiew]

Blood Magic and a sex ritual, obviously!

[Herr Uhl]

Well, this thread is the right place to find that.



Any volunteers?

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Well, this thread is the right place to find that.

Any volunteers?

*sounds of crickets chirping*

[Herr Uhl]

Foiled again.



I tried at least.

[Kohaku]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Well, this thread is the right place to find that.

Any volunteers?

*sounds of crickets chirping*

Hey Am. We can get THEM to do it! Just think of the possiblites!

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Foiled again.

I tried at least.

We already dressed in metal lingerie and gave him smooches, but that wasn't good enough for Reuben. We feel so unloved. 

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 06 janvier 2010 - 03:46 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Well, this thread is the right place to find that.

Any volunteers?

*sounds of crickets chirping*

Hey Am. We can get THEM to do it! Just think of the possiblites!

We can get them to dress in metal lingerie and give us smooches instead.


Edit: Ooooohhhh, now I get it........sorry a little slow on the take this morning.  Oh, you're bad Kerridan.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 06 janvier 2010 - 03:51 .

[ReubenLiew]

You cannot confine me! NOBODY CAN!

*smashes out the window*

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

As Skadi said, what do you expect after posting images of a half-naked vampire, James Bond, and Alistair?  Maybe you should put the pics at the bottom of the page from now on so that we have to read the text to find our reward....um, I mean hot pic.


Oh, and did you mean to say you were giving Dog a Lamb Bone or a....... ahem...... Lamp Post because you put Lamb Post and the images going through my head right now are somewhat disturbing.

Lamb post is my kind of joke. It refers to both the lamb bone you have as gift and the lamp post

[amethyst_rose2009]

ReubenLiew wrote...

You cannot confine me! NOBODY CAN!
*smashes out the window*

Darn, we lost another one!!! And it could have been so much fun too.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

As Skadi said, what do you expect after posting images of a half-naked vampire, James Bond, and Alistair?  Maybe you should put the pics at the bottom of the page from now on so that we have to read the text to find our reward....um, I mean hot pic.


Oh, and did you mean to say you were giving Dog a Lamb Bone or a....... ahem...... Lamp Post because you put Lamb Post and the images going through my head right now are somewhat disturbing.

Lamb post is my kind of joke. It refers to both the lamb bone you have as gift and the lamp post

Bad, bad, bad images in my head.  Must go drool over naked Alistair pics again now.

[Sialater]

Well, he just broke the window, didn't say he went through it.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/97/index/543159

Don't say I never gave anything to the female community.

OMG!!  *Jaw drops*  *Drools*   *Goes away to stare dreamily at half-naked Ali and Zev pics*

* Amethyst gives Reuben big wet smooch*

Oh f*cking hell.

I need some hot stuff to compete with that.

Next time I´ll actually show the penisses, lol.........

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Well, he just broke the window, didn't say he went through it.

I'll get the rope Sia.  Help me tie him up.  He won't get away that easily!!!

Zev, we need the whips again.

[Kohaku]

Sialater wrote...

Well, he just broke the window, didn't say he went through it.

Exactly. We can snatch him right back though it. ~Snatches Reuben though the window~

[Herr Uhl]

Do not pay any attention to the feet sticking out beneth the draperies.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/97/index/543159

Don't say I never gave anything to the female community.

OMG!!  *Jaw drops*  *Drools*   *Goes away to stare dreamily at half-naked Ali and Zev pics*

* Amethyst gives Reuben big wet smooch*

Oh f*cking hell.

I need some hot stuff to compete with that.

Next time I´ll actually show the penisses, lol.........

Don't worry, we ended up taking our smooches back after all.  Reuben didn't appreciate us. *sticks tongue out at Reuben again*

[ReubenLiew]

Sialater wrote...

Well, he just broke the window, didn't say he went through it.

*shakes fist* damn your eyes woman! I almost got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

[Herr Uhl]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Don't worry, we ended up taking our smooches back after all.  Reuben didn't appreciate us. *sticks tongue out at Reuben again*

That is because you only see him as a means to getting stuff. Materialistic harpies, the lot of ye!

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Don't worry, we ended up taking our smooches back after all.  Reuben didn't appreciate us. *sticks tongue out at Reuben again*

That is because you only see him as a means to getting stuff. Materialistic harpies, the lot of ye!

"Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl"


Edit: I just saw the Chipettes sing that song with my four-year-old yesterday.  tee-hee.  I couldn't resist.

And for those of you too young to remember: 

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 06 janvier 2010 - 04:05 .