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[amethyst_rose2009]

elys wrote...

Of course you should bother, or we will confiscate Zevran & Alistair from you.

Thanks, I feel loved now, and since watching a Disney movie has a tendency to leave one feeling a little depressed, you made me feel much better.  I also just now got around to reading Tirigon's interview and realize everyone was talking about the interview not real stuff.  I feel so silly now.  Blame it on the frogs!

Sten will be along shortly...

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 07 janvier 2010 - 12:55 .

[Kohaku]

Not yet Am. We might still have a little fight in us yet. Here is the one I promised earlier. I still need to see the Princess and the Frog. I so love my Disney Princesses.



 
Noemi: My sister is otherwise occupied backstage. She and Tirigon were picking out bathing suits… Or so they told me. So we have a special interviewer. My best friend of the Blight, Morrigan!
Morrigan: ~She appears out of nowhere and looks at all the men~ Very many men here. You certainly have a way with them.
Noemi: Eh, that and blackmail. Anyhow, it’s time for our next contestant. He’s one of the last Gray Wardens in our country.
Morrigan: That means we are so very much screwed.
Noemi: Give a round of applause for Alistair!
Alistair: ~He comes out and kisses Noemi deeply while glaring at Morrigan~ I’m glad to be here my love.
Morrigan: ~She snickers~ This will be most interesting.
Noemi: ~She grins back at Morrigan~ Not a bad kisser. ~She shakes her head~ Alistair you have to stop this right…
Alistair: You know I’ve never met your parents. Do you think they’d like me? ~He waves at the cameras~ Hello Mum and Pop Cousland!
Noemi: Alistair: I really don’t think you should…
Morrigan: Go ahead! Tis a funny result this will surely be!
Alistair: Just think about the romps in Castle Denerim. All the places we could hide. All the Guards searching every crack for us.
Morrigan: Do so go on Alistair. The audience is waiting with bated breath!
Noemi: Why are we friends again Morrigan?
Morrigan: For you are just as wicked as I.
Noemi: Point noted. Alistair the contest is not about this! Why do you think you should be Mister Ferelden 2009?
Alistair: ~He looks confused~ Well, I am tall and handsome. I look good in my small clothes right?
Morrigan: Very much so. That’s the nicest thing I can say about you.
Noemi: When did that happen? ~Morrigan whispers in her ear and Noemi starts to laugh~ My sister is going to kill you.
Alistair: ~He blushes~ Sister? Oh Damn.
Nemiah: ~She comes from back stage with a stick~ You witch! You slept with Alistair?!
Morrigan: It was for science and the pursuit of worldly knowledge. I assure you of this.
Alistair: When was this?!
Morrigan: Not a fortnight ago.
Alistair: Ew. No wonder I smelled like bark and poison afterwards.
Morrigan: T’was my elixir. Most powerful.
Alistair: ~Nemiah glares at him and goes back stage again~ Nemiah! I thought she was you! Honest! ~He runs after her~
Noemi: ~She puts her head in her hands~ Another day. Another failed interview. Thanks Morrigan.
Morrigan: Anything I can do to help.

[elys]

Alistair and Morrigan.. Tis is most amusing... or disturbing...

[amethyst_rose2009]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...



 
Alistair: ~He looks confused~ Well, I am tall and handsome. I look good in my small clothes right?

Yummmm......... Just thinking of that makes me feel so much better (silly Disney movie making me cry!!!!)

Good one, Kerridan.  The more Ali the better (preferably in his small clothes).

[ReubenLiew]

He wants her. Silly man.

[Taleroth]

ReubenLiew wrote...

He wants her. Silly man.

Who wouldn't?  Only crazy people.

*not in this thread*

[Kohaku]

Small clothes are the best in the game. Granted all the women have the same bra and undies... I thought Morrigan's would have been a little more wild. And Lei's a little more frilly.

[ReubenLiew]

They totally should've got their undies at the closest Victoria Spice, the sillies!

[Tirigon]

They should have used the metal bra I posted last interview. It was hot.



@ Kerridan: If I had known you do Alistair, I would have left him out. Too much concurrence. You just cant beat Kitty. Every emo and young girl, as well as some mature women, will vote for me just because of the Kitty pic. And the others because of the Alistair pic, right, amethyst_rose?

[Tirigon]

Oh. You DO Alistair. Now that was one wicked, though unvoluntarily, joke with the words......

[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

They should have used the metal bra I posted last interview. It was hot.

@ Kerridan: If I had known you do Alistair, I would have left him out. Too much concurrence. You just cant beat Kitty. Every emo and young girl, as well as some mature women, will vote for me just because of the Kitty pic. And the others because of the Alistair pic, right, amethyst_rose?

I'd vote for you too. I think mine is lacking. 

[ReubenLiew]

In kitties?

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

They should have used the metal bra I posted last interview. It was hot.

@ Kerridan: If I had known you do Alistair, I would have left him out. Too much concurrence. You just cant beat Kitty. Every emo and young girl, as well as some mature women, will vote for me just because of the Kitty pic. And the others because of the Alistair pic, right, amethyst_rose?

Yes, Tirigon, that was a.......very nice pic *droools thinking about naked pic of Alistair*.  

In fact, I think I'll go stare at that pic for a while and get silly singing frogs out of my head.  *Arrrgh, wanted to see half-naked Iron Man not silly frogs!!!)

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 07 janvier 2010 - 01:44 .

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose, your husband must be challenged... You dream of so many nude men, lol....

:-)

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose, your husband must be challenged... You dream of so many nude men, lol....
:-)

No, but he works third shift.  You figure it out.

[Kohaku]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose, your husband must be challenged... You dream of so many nude men, lol....
:-)

No, but he works third shift.  You figure it out.

Naughty girl! ~Finger Wag~

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose, your husband must be challenged... You dream of so many nude men, lol....
:-)

No, but he works third shift.  You figure it out.

Hmm, I SEE. You warm up for him?!

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose, your husband must be challenged... You dream of so many nude men, lol....
:-)

No, but he works third shift.  You figure it out.

Hmm, I SEE. You warm up for him?!

ROFL!!!! Omg, is that the way it came out????? That is not what I meant.  LOL.  You dirty minded people.  

I took some allergy medication.  Maybe I didn't word it right.  What I meant was when he's not here I can stare dreamily at Alistair as I play DA or watch Iron Man and drool over Robert Downey Jr.  You silly naughty people!!!


Edit: Of course he is here all day long!  Which means usually I have to beat him off with a stick on most days or I'd never get anything done!

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 07 janvier 2010 - 02:18 .

[westiex9]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Not yet Am. We might still have a little fight in us yet. Here is the one I promised earlier. I still need to see the Princess and the Frog. I so love my Disney Princesses.



 
Noemi: My sister is otherwise occupied backstage. She and Tirigon were picking out bathing suits… Or so they told me. So we have a special interviewer. My best friend of the Blight, Morrigan!
Morrigan: ~She appears out of nowhere and looks at all the men~ Very many men here. You certainly have a way with them.
Noemi: Eh, that and blackmail. Anyhow, it’s time for our next contestant. He’s one of the last Gray Wardens in our country.
Morrigan: That means we are so very much screwed.
Noemi: Give a round of applause for Alistair!
Alistair: ~He comes out and kisses Noemi deeply while glaring at Morrigan~ I’m glad to be here my love.
Morrigan: ~She snickers~ This will be most interesting.
Noemi: ~She grins back at Morrigan~ Not a bad kisser. ~She shakes her head~ Alistair you have to stop this right…
Alistair: You know I’ve never met your parents. Do you think they’d like me? ~He waves at the cameras~ Hello Mum and Pop Cousland!
Noemi: Alistair: I really don’t think you should…
Morrigan: Go ahead! Tis a funny result this will surely be!
Alistair: Just think about the romps in Castle Denerim. All the places we could hide. All the Guards searching every crack for us.
Morrigan: Do so go on Alistair. The audience is waiting with bated breath!
Noemi: Why are we friends again Morrigan?
Morrigan: For you are just as wicked as I.
Noemi: Point noted. Alistair the contest is not about this! Why do you think you should be Mister Ferelden 2009?
Alistair: ~He looks confused~ Well, I am tall and handsome. I look good in my small clothes right?
Morrigan: Very much so. That’s the nicest thing I can say about you.
Noemi: When did that happen? ~Morrigan whispers in her ear and Noemi starts to laugh~ My sister is going to kill you.
Alistair: ~He blushes~ Sister? Oh Damn.
Nemiah: ~She comes from back stage with a stick~ You witch! You slept with Alistair?!
Morrigan: It was for science and the pursuit of worldly knowledge. I assure you of this.
Alistair: When was this?!
Morrigan: Not a fortnight ago.
Alistair: Ew. No wonder I smelled like bark and poison afterwards.
Morrigan: T’was my elixir. Most powerful.
Alistair: ~Nemiah glares at him and goes back stage again~ Nemiah! I thought she was you! Honest! ~He runs after her~
Noemi: ~She puts her head in her hands~ Another day. Another failed interview. Thanks Morrigan.
Morrigan: Anything I can do to help.

How many allistairs does it take to screw in a lightbuld or Will the Real king Theirin please stand up:

Fiona: (after seeing stage allistair kiss noemi) HOW COULD YOU WE ARE MARRIED YOU MAN ****!!!! THORIN!! GET THE ROPE AND BOULDER WE ARE GOING ROOFSIDE!!!!

Allistair: what do you mean im right here

Fiona: WHAAAA....BUT you....are on....the stage

Thorin: what the heck is going on why are there two allistairs

Allistair #3: well now that you mention it.....

Fiona: this room is full of ALLISTAIRS!!!!.....Im confused

Thorin: what the hell is going on Here!!!

zathrian: i can explain you see this beauty pageant has created an imbalance in the Cosmos causing all alternate thedas's to converge in this place. Every warden from every alt-thedas brought their own allistair with them

Fiona: yeah yeah, very clever professer sharp ears! i have a far more pressing concern...will all the allistairs in the room please stand up!

(all do so)

Fiona: Drop ya pants boys

Thorin: FIONA!!NOOOO!!! WE ARE IN FAMILY VIEWING HOUR!!!!

Fiona: I must know which Alistair has the biggest sword...i am not going back to my thedas without knowing!!

(Loghain and cailan walk into the room of pantsless alistairs)

Loghain: NO!!NO!! IM NOT EVEN ASKING

Cailan:(turns to one of the alistairs) Now i know why they call you "Little" Brother huhuh litte Geddit

Thorin: this show gets weirder every day

Fiona-verse Alistair: Sooooo.....how do i stack up against the others...

Fiona: HA you guys are too easy! you are all the same size i just couldn't resist the oppurtunity to embarass you in everyone of your multiverse incarnations and give every female pc a fan service at once!!

Alistair: YOU.....ARE....EVIL!!

(Riordan and Duncan Rush in)

Duncan: everyone! ive discovered a means of combating the bligh....

Riordan:

Fiona: Oh don't look so shocked ive seen the tapes from the "compulsary" all male warden intiation party's!

Riordan: Who told her about those?

Duncan: Thought We had those hidden in the secret armoury

Riordan: i gave her the lock combination i guess i never thought she'd find the tape  

Fiona: Ha! I am soooooo putting this pic i took of you guy's on facebook!.....now that im taking a second look the one on the left looks a little droopy

(from the Audience) HEY!!!

Thorin: CUT!!CUT!!!GO TO COMMERCIALS NOW!!!!

Modifié par westiex9, 07 janvier 2010 - 04:46 .

[westiex9]

Double post gawd dammit

Modifié par westiex9, 07 janvier 2010 - 04:40 .

[Thoron Draugohtar]

westiex9 wrote...

How many allistairs does it take to screw in a lightbuld or Will the Real king Theirin please stand up:

Fiona: (after seeing stage allistair kiss noemi) HOW COULD YOU WE ARE MARRIED YOU MAN ****!!!! THORIN!! GET THE ROPE AND BOULDER WE ARE GOING ROOFSIDE!!!!

Allistair: what do you mean im right here

Fiona: WHAAAA....BUT you....are on....the stage

Thorin: what the heck is going on why are there two allistairs

Allistair #3: well now that you mention it.....

Fiona: this room is full of ALLISTAIRS!!!!.....Im confused

Thorin: what the hell is going on Here!!!

zathrian: i can explain you see this beauty pageant has created an imbalance in the Cosmos causing all alternate thedas's to converge in this place. Every warden from every alt-thedas brought their own allistair with them

Fiona: yeah yeah, very clever professer sharp ears! i have a far more pressing concern...will all the allistairs in the room please stand up!

(all do so)

Fiona: Drop ya pants boys

Thorin: FIONA!!NOOOO!!! WE ARE IN FAMILY VIEWING HOUR!!!!

Fiona: I must know which Alistair has the biggest sword...i am not going back to my thedas without knowing!!

(Loghain and cailan walk into the room of pantsless alistairs)

Loghain: NO!!NO!! IM NOT EVEN ASKING

Cailan:(turns to one of the alistairs) Now i know why they call you "Little" Brother huhuh litte Geddit

Thorin: this show gets weirder every day

Fiona-verse Alistair: Sooooo.....how do i stack up against the others...

Fiona: HA you guys are too easy! you are all the same size i just couldn't resist the oppurtunity to embarass you in everyone of your multiverse incarnations and give every female pc a fan service at once!!

Alistair: YOU.....ARE....EVIL!!

(Riordan and Duncan Rush in)

Duncan: everyone! ive discovered a means of combating the bligh....

Riordan:

Fiona: Oh don't look so shocked ive seen the tapes from the "compulsary" all male warden intiation party's!

Riordan: Who told her about those?

Duncan: Thought We had those hidden in the secret armoury

Riordan: i gave her the lock combination i guess i never thought she'd find the tape  

Fiona: Ha! I am soooooo putting this pic i took of you guy's on facebook!.....now that im taking a second look the one on the left looks a little droopy

(from the Audience) HEY!!!

Thorin: CUT!!CUT!!!GO TO COMMERCIALS NOW!!!!

 Scared....so very very scared....

[westiex9]

jojojordmeister wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

How many allistairs does it take to screw in a lightbuld or Will the Real king Theirin please stand up:

Fiona: (after seeing stage allistair kiss noemi) HOW COULD YOU WE ARE MARRIED YOU MAN ****!!!! THORIN!! GET THE ROPE AND BOULDER WE ARE GOING ROOFSIDE!!!!

Allistair: what do you mean im right here

Fiona: WHAAAA....BUT you....are on....the stage

Thorin: what the heck is going on why are there two allistairs

Allistair #3: well now that you mention it.....

Fiona: this room is full of ALLISTAIRS!!!!.....Im confused

Thorin: what the hell is going on Here!!!

zathrian: i can explain you see this beauty pageant has created an imbalance in the Cosmos causing all alternate thedas's to converge in this place. Every warden from every alt-thedas brought their own allistair with them

Fiona: yeah yeah, very clever professer sharp ears! i have a far more pressing concern...will all the allistairs in the room please stand up!

(all do so)

Fiona: Drop ya pants boys

Thorin: FIONA!!NOOOO!!! WE ARE IN FAMILY VIEWING HOUR!!!!

Fiona: I must know which Alistair has the biggest sword...i am not going back to my thedas without knowing!!

(Loghain and cailan walk into the room of pantsless alistairs)

Loghain: NO!!NO!! IM NOT EVEN ASKING

Cailan:(turns to one of the alistairs) Now i know why they call you "Little" Brother huhuh litte Geddit

Thorin: this show gets weirder every day

Fiona-verse Alistair: Sooooo.....how do i stack up against the others...

Fiona: HA you guys are too easy! you are all the same size i just couldn't resist the oppurtunity to embarass you in everyone of your multiverse incarnations and give every female pc a fan service at once!!

Alistair: YOU.....ARE....EVIL!!

(Riordan and Duncan Rush in)

Duncan: everyone! ive discovered a means of combating the bligh....

Riordan:

Fiona: Oh don't look so shocked ive seen the tapes from the "compulsary" all male warden intiation party's!

Riordan: Who told her about those?

Duncan: Thought We had those hidden in the secret armoury

Riordan: i gave her the lock combination i guess i never thought she'd find the tape  

Fiona: Ha! I am soooooo putting this pic i took of you guy's on facebook!.....now that im taking a second look the one on the left looks a little droopy

(from the Audience) HEY!!!

Thorin: CUT!!CUT!!!GO TO COMMERCIALS NOW!!!!

 Scared....so very very scared....

http://yfrog.com/5i67069815p

Modifié par westiex9, 07 janvier 2010 - 07:16 .

[mrofni]

I'm not reading this thread anymore. I don't want to read 6-8 pages in one thread about nothing! 6-8 Pages a DAY!! Maybe 1-2, but 6-8? It is getting boring. Just letting you guys know I'm probably not posting on this thread anymore, so go nuts.

Modifié par mrofni, 07 janvier 2010 - 07:22 .

[westiex9]

mrofni wrote...

 so go nuts.

(Proceeds to go nuts and plot diabolical interviews laced with perversion and horror)

[Herr Uhl]

westiex9 wrote...

mrofni wrote...

 so go nuts.

(Proceeds to go nuts and plot diabolical interviews laced with perversion and horror)

See what you did, you were the last shred of sanity left in this thread!