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[berelinde]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

How about Ser Perth?    Anyone?  *crickets *  He's nice and kinda cute.  Did I mention he's nice?  Great hair, too.  Oh darn.  I guess he never had a chance being in the same town as the Bann of Studliness.

Sir Perth, definitely. He *is* nice, and so polite. He's got a good head on his shoulders, too. He knows the amulets are worthless, but he wants to give his men something to believe in. What's not to like.

And here, I thought Ser Gilmore was a given. How could anybody leave out the cutest knight in Castle Cousland?

Maybe Fergus. He's not as sweet as Ser Gilmore, and he *is* my brother, but it isn't like there's anything wrong with him... apart from a complete lack of sense when it comes to talking about wenches in th presence of his wife and child.

And I know this is a long shot, but what about Levi Dreyden? The poor guy has had a rough time of it. He's had some ancient blood mage messing around with his dreams since he was a child, he's had to endure the snickering of the nobility for years, and he has his one hope of vindication dashed. And after all this, he manages to handle it with grace. He even spares the rest of his family from finding out that their beloved ancestor was a raving, demon-possessed lunatic. The man's got class.

[Sialater]

Ewwwwwwww

[amethyst_rose2009]

berelinde wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

How about Ser Perth?    Anyone?  *crickets *  He's nice and kinda cute.  Did I mention he's nice?  Great hair, too.  Oh darn.  I guess he never had a chance being in the same town as the Bann of Studliness.

Maybe Fergus. He's not as sweet as Ser Gilmore, and he *is* my brother, but it isn't like there's anything wrong with him... apart from a complete lack of sense when it comes to talking about wenches in th presence of his wife and child.

And swords!  Let's not forget what he said to his son about swords!  Makes you wonder.......

[KnightofPhoenix]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

berelinde wrote...

Maybe Fergus. He's not as sweet as Ser Gilmore, and he *is* my brother, but it isn't like there's anything wrong with him... apart from a complete lack of sense when it comes to talking about wenches in th presence of his wife and child.

And swords!  Let's not forget what he said to his son about swords!  Makes you wonder.......

Injured during the battle of Ostagar. Somehow survived and was recieved by a chasind tribe, despite the fact that the blight overran most of the South. Conveniently appeared when the blight was over.....you buy that?
 

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 01 janvier 2010 - 02:27 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

berelinde wrote...

Maybe Fergus. He's not as sweet as Ser Gilmore, and he *is* my brother, but it isn't like there's anything wrong with him... apart from a complete lack of sense when it comes to talking about wenches in th presence of his wife and child.

And swords!  Let's not forget what he said to his son about swords!  Makes you wonder.......

Injured during the battle of Ostagar. Somehow survived and was recieved by a chasind tribe, despite the fact that the blight overran most of the South. Conveniently appeared when the blight was over.....you buy that?
 

David has a wicked sense of humor.   He added that on purpose just to mess with us.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 01 janvier 2010 - 02:30 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Ewwwwwwww

Yeah, Irving wouldn't stand much of a chance against Ali, Cailan, or Zev (or any of them actually), but Wynne would be as giddy as a schoolgirl.

[Tirigon]

mrofni wrote...

Hmm... Anora with a dick. I might not hate her as much anymore now. I mean, just the thought of her bending Shianni over... Excuse me. *reaches for some tissue* I mean, it kind of makes sense. Her having a dick, and even a relationship with Shianni. I imagine that they hate each other, but in this case I think it makes it all the better. They even have similar attitudes. I imagine it could be one of the best sex scenes too. The red hair and the pointy ears, the Leah buns and the snake tongue... Excuse me again. *fails to reach tissue in time* Argh. I guess I have to go take a shower. =(

Sacrilege! Shianni would NEVER, NEVER sleep with Anora, and if she had 500 dicks. Not as long as I live. This cant happen. I will protect Shianni and personally cut off Anora´s dick. All of them.

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

berelinde wrote...

Maybe Fergus. He's not as sweet as Ser Gilmore, and he *is* my brother, but it isn't like there's anything wrong with him... apart from a complete lack of sense when it comes to talking about wenches in th presence of his wife and child.

And swords!  Let's not forget what he said to his son about swords!  Makes you wonder.......

Injured during the battle of Ostagar. Somehow survived and was recieved by a chasind tribe, despite the fact that the blight overran most of the South. Conveniently appeared when the blight was over.....you buy that?
 

Why not? It´s quite easy. Fergus was caught by the darkspawn and should be used as food for the broodmothers. However, he flirted with the broodmother and made her not eat him. Instead she fell in love with him and commanded her Hurlocks to take him in medical care. Once he was fit again, he stole the broodmothers jewelry, sold it to some gay Shrieks (they come from elves, they can be gay for sure!), bribed the guards and made his way out. He then gathered a group of Chasind, burned down Lothering (dont blame the darkspawn for that, they were innocent!), had his fun robbing and raping, stayed there for a little while and when the Blight was over he came back to Denerim to do some politics. And apparently some robbing and raping in the back alleys. It´s Denerim after all, that kind of thing is all right there.




Edit: Btw, I have something to prove.
*Puts on seducing voice-acting*: "Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter, my dear? No? What a shame. Hey it´s winter right now, and I have quite a good lamppost. Wanna go somewhere private?"

Now tell me: Wasnt that better than Alistair? No? Come on, be honest.... Eh, don´t lie, that´s not fair.

Well. Ok. At least Alistair wants to accept my offer. See you later, my dear ladies!

*takes Alistair´s hands* "Oh precious, you are soo cute, and your lamppost, aaaahhh.... A dream..."
*we disappear in Alistairs room*

Modifié par Tirigon, 01 janvier 2010 - 08:07 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

mrofni wrote...

Hmm... Anora with a dick. I might not hate her as much anymore now. I mean, just the thought of her bending Shianni over... Excuse me. *reaches for some tissue* I mean, it kind of makes sense. Her having a dick, and even a relationship with Shianni. I imagine that they hate each other, but in this case I think it makes it all the better. They even have similar attitudes. I imagine it could be one of the best sex scenes too. The red hair and the pointy ears, the Leah buns and the snake tongue... Excuse me again. *fails to reach tissue in time* Argh. I guess I have to go take a shower. =(

Sacrilege! Shianni would NEVER, NEVER sleep with Anora, and if she had 500 dicks. Not as long as I live. This cant happen. I will protect Shianni and personally cut off Anora´s dick. All of them.

Kerridan better post something real soon.........the thread has ventured into strange and dark places.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

mrofni wrote...

Hmm... Anora with a dick. I might not hate her as much anymore now. I mean, just the thought of her bending Shianni over... Excuse me. *reaches for some tissue* I mean, it kind of makes sense. Her having a dick, and even a relationship with Shianni. I imagine that they hate each other, but in this case I think it makes it all the better. They even have similar attitudes. I imagine it could be one of the best sex scenes too. The red hair and the pointy ears, the Leah buns and the snake tongue... Excuse me again. *fails to reach tissue in time* Argh. I guess I have to go take a shower. =(

Sacrilege! Shianni would NEVER, NEVER sleep with Anora, and if she had 500 dicks. Not as long as I live. This cant happen. I will protect Shianni and personally cut off Anora´s dick. All of them.

Kerridan better post something real soon.........the thread has ventured into strange and dark places.

Dont blame me. ´Twasnt me who thought of Shianni and Anora together. Actually, I´m quite appalled by such thoughts.. It´s perverted. Even more so since it involves necrophilia, because Anora should be executed....

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

mrofni wrote...

Hmm... Anora with a dick. I might not hate her as much anymore now. I mean, just the thought of her bending Shianni over... Excuse me. *reaches for some tissue* I mean, it kind of makes sense. Her having a dick, and even a relationship with Shianni. I imagine that they hate each other, but in this case I think it makes it all the better. They even have similar attitudes. I imagine it could be one of the best sex scenes too. The red hair and the pointy ears, the Leah buns and the snake tongue... Excuse me again. *fails to reach tissue in time* Argh. I guess I have to go take a shower. =(

Sacrilege! Shianni would NEVER, NEVER sleep with Anora, and if she had 500 dicks. Not as long as I live. This cant happen. I will protect Shianni and personally cut off Anora´s dick. All of them.

Kerridan better post something real soon.........the thread has ventured into strange and dark places.

Dont blame me. ´Twasnt me who thought of Shianni and Anora together. Actually, I´m quite appalled by such thoughts.. It´s perverted. Even more so since it involves necrophilia, because Anora should be executed....

Shame on mrofni for putting such unnatural and disturbing images into my head.  Now how am I supposed to sleep at night thinking of Anora with a......well you know.

Umm, not that I normally dream of Anora.  No, it's normally Alistair...................and pandas.

[andybuiadh]

berelinde wrote...
And I know this is a long shot, but what about Levi Dreyden? The poor guy has had a rough time of it. He's had some ancient blood mage messing around with his dreams since he was a child, he's had to endure the snickering of the nobility for years, and he has his one hope of vindication dashed. And after all this, he manages to handle it with grace. He even spares the rest of his family from finding out that their beloved ancestor was a raving, demon-possessed lunatic. The man's got class.

Levi "cockney" Dryden?

Seriously!? Come on! I'm a hetrosexual male and I can see the attraction in Teagan and even Alistair when the sun catches him right, but Levi? Nonono...

[Euteras]

Levi's agant, Scott Boras, is asking for too much money. Plus he wants a share of the revenue, ad money and insurance in case he breaks a nail. Unlike the other contestants who just want to be told how pretty they are, or are just too brutally unaware of whats taking place, He wants to be paid.

[amethyst_rose2009]

andybuiadh wrote...

berelinde wrote...
And I know this is a long shot, but what about Levi Dreyden? The poor guy has had a rough time of it. He's had some ancient blood mage messing around with his dreams since he was a child, he's had to endure the snickering of the nobility for years, and he has his one hope of vindication dashed. And after all this, he manages to handle it with grace. He even spares the rest of his family from finding out that their beloved ancestor was a raving, demon-possessed lunatic. The man's got class.

Levi "cockney" Dryden?

Seriously!? Come on! I'm a hetrosexual male and I can see the attraction in Teagan and even Alistair when the sun catches him right, but Levi? Nonono...

No, but Levi's demon-possessed, undead granny might be a great contender for Miss Fereldon.  She's a strong leader (though her morals are a little in the gray area), she was attractive when she was younger......or um .......alive, and she has really awesome armor.  And such a seductive voice - sounds like a drunk Tim Curry with a head cold.

[andybuiadh]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

andybuiadh wrote...

berelinde wrote...
And I know this is a long shot, but what about Levi Dreyden? The poor guy has had a rough time of it. He's had some ancient blood mage messing around with his dreams since he was a child, he's had to endure the snickering of the nobility for years, and he has his one hope of vindication dashed. And after all this, he manages to handle it with grace. He even spares the rest of his family from finding out that their beloved ancestor was a raving, demon-possessed lunatic. The man's got class.

Levi "cockney" Dryden?

Seriously!? Come on! I'm a hetrosexual male and I can see the attraction in Teagan and even Alistair when the sun catches him right, but Levi? Nonono...

No, but Levi's demon-possessed, undead granny might be a great contender for Miss Fereldon.  She's a strong leader (though her morals are a little in the gray area), she was attractive when she was younger......or um .......alive, and she has really awesome armor.  And such a seductive voice - sounds like a drunk Tim Curry with a head cold.

"This one wants to enter, this one thinks that they could win this competition.

This one suggests killing everyone else in the competition first."

[Sialater]

andybuiadh wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

andybuiadh wrote...

berelinde wrote...
And I know this is a long shot, but what about Levi Dreyden? The poor guy has had a rough time of it. He's had some ancient blood mage messing around with his dreams since he was a child, he's had to endure the snickering of the nobility for years, and he has his one hope of vindication dashed. And after all this, he manages to handle it with grace. He even spares the rest of his family from finding out that their beloved ancestor was a raving, demon-possessed lunatic. The man's got class.

Levi "cockney" Dryden?

Seriously!? Come on! I'm a hetrosexual male and I can see the attraction in Teagan and even Alistair when the sun catches him right, but Levi? Nonono...

No, but Levi's demon-possessed, undead granny might be a great contender for Miss Fereldon.  She's a strong leader (though her morals are a little in the gray area), she was attractive when she was younger......or um .......alive, and she has really awesome armor.  And such a seductive voice - sounds like a drunk Tim Curry with a head cold.

"This one wants to enter, this one thinks that they could win this competition.

This one suggests killing everyone else in the competition first."

This one sounds like the Rachni Queen. 

[andybuiadh]

Sialater wrote...

This one sounds like the Rachni Queen. 

This one had to Google.

This one has not played Mass Effect.

[Herr Uhl]

andybuiadh wrote...
This one had to Google.
This one has not played Mass Effect.

*slaps*

Do it now.

[Sialater]

Herr Uhl wrote...

andybuiadh wrote...
This one had to Google.
This one has not played Mass Effect.

*slaps*

Do it now.

This one seconds Herr Uhl.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Shame on mrofni for putting such unnatural and disturbing images into my head.  Now how am I supposed to sleep at night thinking of Anora with a......well you know.

Umm, not that I normally dream of Anora.  No, it's normally Alistair...................and pandas.

Not that the thought of sexual intercourse with Shianni was an unpleasant one, though. Shianni is so hot that one might even enjoy watching her having sex with you-know-whom-I-mean. Though such a thing must never happen.
Now, Shianni and a panda, or Shianni and Alistair, that would be enjoyable for sure (at least the second one). Or Alistair having sex with a panda maybe? hmm. No. Guess not.

[AtreiyaN7]

*sneaks in and stuffs the ballot box with votes for Teagan*

[andybuiadh]

Sialater wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

andybuiadh wrote...
This one had to Google.
This one has not played Mass Effect.

*slaps*

Do it now.

This one seconds Herr Uhl.

Ahh I know I should. But I'm scared I'll be disappointed after playing DA:O.

On topic: Surely this competition is a two horse race between Alistair and Teagan? Some may call for Daveth and Ser Gilmore, but they're rank outsiders...

[Kohaku]

Ha! You guys make this more fun.



Actually, I was playing the game and taking pictures of certain people. It's giving me ideas!

[Tirigon]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

*sneaks in and stuffs the ballot box with votes for Teagan*

I see. Guess I´ll have to employ the republicans to fake the election. AGAIN. FFS.:crying:

[Tirigon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Ha! You guys make this more fun.

Actually, I was playing the game and taking pictures of certain people. It's giving me ideas!

You should take pictures of your PC. She is quite hot. And we have so few colored contestants.