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[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

So, have I won this contest, yet? I've got an acceptance speech ready.

Keep talking like that and you may get a special audience with Noemi and Nemiah.

Idle threat.

I'll show you idle. ~Shakes stick~

I'm not falling for that again.

Toss it.  Toss it.  Toss it.

[westiex9]

Taleroth wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

So, have I won this contest, yet? I've got an acceptance speech ready.

Keep talking like that and you may get a special audience with Noemi and Nemiah.

Idle threat.

I'll show you idle. ~Shakes stick~

I'm not falling for that again.

Toss it.  Toss it.  Toss it.

Do we still have a grenade on the end of that thing cus i pulled the pin after mistaking it for a can

[Herr Uhl]

westiex9 wrote...
Do we still have a grenade on the end of that thing cus i pulled the pin after mistaking it for a can

Spares us a round of buckshot.

[westiex9]

Herr Uhl wrote...

westiex9 wrote...
Do we still have a grenade on the end of that thing cus i pulled the pin after mistaking it for a can

Spares us a round of buckshot.

Sorry Uhl we ran out of buckshot after we had to use it to drive off the Teagan fans who were blocking the stage, but i did meet this nice qunari in Val Royeux and he said i could borrow his cannon if i wanted  

[Tirigon]

westiex9 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

westiex9 wrote...
Do we still have a grenade on the end of that thing cus i pulled the pin after mistaking it for a can

Spares us a round of buckshot.

Sorry Uhl we ran out of buckshot after we had to use it to drive off the Teagan fans who were blocking the stage, but i did meet this nice qunari in Val Royeux and he said i could borrow his cannon if i wanted  

You want to borrow a Qunari cannon? What a sick, perverted mind would even dare thinking about that?!

Boy, you really have me shocked now....
A Qunari cannon.
Wow.
W O W.
So ... big. And... HARD.
No.
Pictures, get out of my mind!!!
Nooooooo, leave me be I wanted to go to bed now...

Damn you for giving me these images..
If I have nightmares now it´s ALL YOUR FAULT! Be proud of that!!!!

[westiex9]

Tirigon wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

westiex9 wrote...
Do we still have a grenade on the end of that thing cus i pulled the pin after mistaking it for a can

Spares us a round of buckshot.

Sorry Uhl we ran out of buckshot after we had to use it to drive off the Teagan fans who were blocking the stage, but i did meet this nice qunari in Val Royeux and he said i could borrow his cannon if i wanted  

You want to borrow a Qunari cannon? What a sick, perverted mind would even dare thinking about that?!

Boy, you really have me shocked now....
A Qunari cannon.
Wow.
W O W.
So ... big. And... HARD.
No.
Pictures, get out of my mind!!!
Nooooooo, leave me be I wanted to go to bed now...

Damn you for giving me these images..
If I have nightmares now it´s ALL YOUR FAULT! Be proud of that!!!!

Awww come on whats not to love? its big, polished and all it takes is a spark and it goes off in a shower of shot and debris. he even said i could let people touch the thing

[Tirigon]

westiex9 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

westiex9 wrote...
Do we still have a grenade on the end of that thing cus i pulled the pin after mistaking it for a can

Spares us a round of buckshot.

Sorry Uhl we ran out of buckshot after we had to use it to drive off the Teagan fans who were blocking the stage, but i did meet this nice qunari in Val Royeux and he said i could borrow his cannon if i wanted  

You want to borrow a Qunari cannon? What a sick, perverted mind would even dare thinking about that?!

Boy, you really have me shocked now....
A Qunari cannon.
Wow.
W O W.
So ... big. And... HARD.
No.
Pictures, get out of my mind!!!
Nooooooo, leave me be I wanted to go to bed now...

Damn you for giving me these images..
If I have nightmares now it´s ALL YOUR FAULT! Be proud of that!!!!

Awww come on whats not to love? its big, polished and all it takes is a spark and it goes off in a shower of shot and debris. he even said i could let people touch the thing

You do that on purpose, don´t you? Go on, say the word. SAY IT.
It´s spelled P E N .............. isnt it?

[amethyst_rose2009]

westiex9 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

westiex9 wrote...
Do we still have a grenade on the end of that thing cus i pulled the pin after mistaking it for a can

Spares us a round of buckshot.

Sorry Uhl we ran out of buckshot after we had to use it to drive off the Teagan fans who were blocking the stage, but i did meet this nice qunari in Val Royeux and he said i could borrow his cannon if i wanted  

You want to borrow a Qunari cannon? What a sick, perverted mind would even dare thinking about that?!

Boy, you really have me shocked now....
A Qunari cannon.
Wow.
W O W.
So ... big. And... HARD.
No.
Pictures, get out of my mind!!!
Nooooooo, leave me be I wanted to go to bed now...

Damn you for giving me these images..
If I have nightmares now it´s ALL YOUR FAULT! Be proud of that!!!!

Awww come on whats not to love? its big, polished and all it takes is a spark and it goes off in a shower of shot and debris. he even said i could let people touch the thing

Oh my.  What have I walked into?

*tiptoes back out of the room hopefully unnoticed*

[KnightofPhoenix]

Tirigon wrote...
You do that on purpose, don´t you? Go on, say the word. SAY IT.
It´s spelled P E N .............. isnt it?

The pen is indeed mightier than the sword.

[Herr Uhl]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
You do that on purpose, don´t you? Go on, say the word. SAY IT.
It´s spelled P E N .............. isnt it?

The pen is indeed mightier than the sword.

It's not the size, it's how you use it.

[westiex9]

Tirigon wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

westiex9 wrote...
Do we still have a grenade on the end of that thing cus i pulled the pin after mistaking it for a can

Spares us a round of buckshot.

Sorry Uhl we ran out of buckshot after we had to use it to drive off the Teagan fans who were blocking the stage, but i did meet this nice qunari in Val Royeux and he said i could borrow his cannon if i wanted  

You want to borrow a Qunari cannon? What a sick, perverted mind would even dare thinking about that?!

Boy, you really have me shocked now....
A Qunari cannon.
Wow.
W O W.
So ... big. And... HARD.
No.
Pictures, get out of my mind!!!
Nooooooo, leave me be I wanted to go to bed now...

Damn you for giving me these images..
If I have nightmares now it´s ALL YOUR FAULT! Be proud of that!!!!

Awww come on whats not to love? its big, polished and all it takes is a spark and it goes off in a shower of shot and debris. he even said i could let people touch the thing

You do that on purpose, don´t you? Go on, say the word. SAY IT.
It´s spelled P E N .............. isnt it?

PENASHA? why yes! that is the cannons name it was used during the qunari invasion of thedas during frontal assaults and rearguard actions. .............

[mrofni]

westiex9 wrote...
PENASHA? why yes! that is the cannons name it was used during the qunari invasion of thedas during frontal assaults and rearguard actions. .............

Those sound like the same tactics the humans used to conquer the elves, and more recently Anora with Shianni. She needed Alistair to help flank her though. Nothing better then a married couple sharing a hobby.

And don't worry so much Tirigon. You know Shianni is clear headed. She decided that so long as Humans are in power, they will continue to rape and pillage her people. So for her people, sexing up Anora to get Alilstair in on the action and addicted before Anora has a little "accident" is a necessary evil. And if she enjoys herself on the way, that is just good clean fun. Ok, maybe not the clean part.

Oh yes, and Kolgrim should be in this competition. He's awesome, and he looks like Duncan's brother. He even has the beard!

Modifié par mrofni, 02 janvier 2010 - 03:01 .

[coldblossom]

Hey, where is Cullen!? He should be here....in fact he was but I don't know what happened to him. I think he's got a few votes, though. How 'bout a few more? *casts a duplication spell on his votes, runs off*

[westiex9]

And how come Eamon hasn't had any mention yet?, i mean come on for an old timer he's pretty awesome. He goes from being in a coma to taking on loghain in the landsmeet and donning armour to fight the archdemon
alongside the warden. Come on people he even has an epic beard The Holy Norris has smiled upon this man!

Kerridan i beseech thee hear  my prayer and right this terrible injustice!

Modifié par westiex9, 02 janvier 2010 - 08:10 .

[AtreiyaN7]

*sets duplicate Cullen votes on fire with a wave of her staff*

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 02 janvier 2010 - 08:53 .

[Lotion Soronarr]

Tirigon wrote...
Sacrilege! Shianni would NEVER, NEVER sleep with Anora, and if she had 500 dicks. Not as long as I live. This cant happen. I will protect Shianni and personally cut off Anora´s dick. All of them.

You've been watching tentacle porn again, haven't you?

[Lotion Soronarr]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

*Wynne walks in and smiles slyly*
 
Wynne: I would like to nominate the sexiest man in all of Fereldon - First Enchanter Irving!  Oooh, the things I would do to that beard!

I have it from a very realiable source that the object of Wynnes affection is in fact none other than the resident templar commander. F'course, keep this quiet. If word of their relashionship gets out, there could be a great scandal.

Modifié par Lotion Soronnar, 02 janvier 2010 - 11:52 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

*Wynne walks in and smiles slyly*
 
Wynne: I would like to nominate the sexiest man in all of Fereldon - First Enchanter Irving!  Oooh, the things I would do to that beard!

I have it from a very realiable source that the object of Wynnes affection is in fact none other than the resident templar commander. F'course, keep this quiet. If word of their relashionship gets out, there could be a great scandal.

Oooh, the plot thickens.  Three way!!! I think deep down Gregoir has a thing for Irving too. I mean who wouldn't want some lovin' from the most powerfull mage at the tower?

Bad images in head, bad!  Suddenly I feel nauseous . Old people having sex never makes good mental images.  

Zevran: Hmmm, did someone say three way?  Care to make it a foursome?  I care not about age.  It's experience that counts.

[amethyst_rose2009]

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where is Cullen!? He should be here....in fact he was but I don't know what happened to him. I think he's got a few votes, though. How 'bout a few more? *casts a duplication spell on his votes, runs off*

Yeah, I would have liked to have seen cullen in the contest too, actually.  My mage kind of had a secret crush on him (until she met Alistair that is ).  I think Cullen was in the audience earlier and went into a tizzy about a certain bloodmage backstage.  Haven't heard from him since. Hopefully Jowan didn't cast some sort of spell on him.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 02 janvier 2010 - 02:23 .

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where is Cullen!? He should be here....in fact he was but I don't know what happened to him. I think he's got a few votes, though. How 'bout a few more? *casts a duplication spell on his votes, runs off*

Yeah, I would have liked to have seen cullen in the contest too, actually.  My mage kind of had a secret crush on him (until she met Alistair that is ).  I think Cullen was in the audience earlier and went into a tizzy about a certain bloodmage backstage.  Haven't heard from him since. Hopefully Jowan didn't cast some sort of spell on him.

You and I play way too similarly. 

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where is Cullen!? He should be here....in fact he was but I don't know what happened to him. I think he's got a few votes, though. How 'bout a few more? *casts a duplication spell on his votes, runs off*

Yeah, I would have liked to have seen cullen in the contest too, actually.  My mage kind of had a secret crush on him (until she met Alistair that is ).  I think Cullen was in the audience earlier and went into a tizzy about a certain bloodmage backstage.  Haven't heard from him since. Hopefully Jowan didn't cast some sort of spell on him.

You and I play way too similarly. 

We're secret long-lost sisters!  Ahh, I've always wanted a sister.

It's funny how we both were crushin' on Cullen though.  He even says to the female pc that he was the one who was to land the killing blow if you failed your test and we still like him.  Our poor PCs hopelessly (and shamelessly) fall for guys who will break their hearts and / or lop off their heads.  Something is seriously wrong with us.

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where is Cullen!? He should be here....in fact he was but I don't know what happened to him. I think he's got a few votes, though. How 'bout a few more? *casts a duplication spell on his votes, runs off*

Yeah, I would have liked to have seen cullen in the contest too, actually.  My mage kind of had a secret crush on him (until she met Alistair that is ).  I think Cullen was in the audience earlier and went into a tizzy about a certain bloodmage backstage.  Haven't heard from him since. Hopefully Jowan didn't cast some sort of spell on him.

You and I play way too similarly. 

We're secret long-lost sisters!  Ahh, I've always wanted a sister.

It's funny how we both were crushin' on Cullen though.  He even says to the female pc that he was the one who was to land the killing blow if you failed your test and we still like him.  Our poor PCs hopelessly (and shamelessly) fall for guys who will break their hearts and / or lop off their heads.  Something is seriously wrong with us.

Well, that part bugged me, but I figured it was because he thought he could be more humane than his 'brothers'.  However, as an elf mage, you're a double outcast.  All you have for friends is Jowan.  And Cullen is the only guy who ever looked at you in that way until you meet up with Alistair.  Turns the poor PC's head, it does.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where is Cullen!? He should be here....in fact he was but I don't know what happened to him. I think he's got a few votes, though. How 'bout a few more? *casts a duplication spell on his votes, runs off*

Yeah, I would have liked to have seen cullen in the contest too, actually.  My mage kind of had a secret crush on him (until she met Alistair that is ).  I think Cullen was in the audience earlier and went into a tizzy about a certain bloodmage backstage.  Haven't heard from him since. Hopefully Jowan didn't cast some sort of spell on him.

You and I play way too similarly. 

We're secret long-lost sisters!  Ahh, I've always wanted a sister.

It's funny how we both were crushin' on Cullen though.  He even says to the female pc that he was the one who was to land the killing blow if you failed your test and we still like him.  Our poor PCs hopelessly (and shamelessly) fall for guys who will break their hearts and / or lop off their heads.  Something is seriously wrong with us.

Well, that part bugged me, but I figured it was because he thought he could be more humane than his 'brothers'.  However, as an elf mage, you're a double outcast.  All you have for friends is Jowan.  And Cullen is the only guy who ever looked at you in that way until you meet up with Alistair.  Turns the poor PC's head, it does.

Yeah, seriously.  I think Gregoir would have just been downright giddy at the thought of lopping off our pc's head.  At least Cullen admits he would have hated to do it if it had come down to that.

Have you ever had the flirt conversation with Jowan?  Actually, maybe you're the one who told me about it.  I tried it this playthrough and it's hilarious.  My pc was so shamless, flirting with Jowan right in front of his girlfriend.  It's just too funny when Jowan get flustered. 

Come to think of it, I don't think Jowan could have cast a decent spell on Cullen like I said before.  Have you ever played as Jowan in the fade?  He's about the weakest mage there is ........and he's supposed to be a blood mage!  Oh maybe i just didn't know how to play a blood mage properly.  Anyway the desire demon kicked his a** and with no potions.......reload with my elven mage instead.  Just tried to let Jowan redeem himself to no avail.  Poor guy.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 02 janvier 2010 - 03:23 .

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where is Cullen!? He should be here....in fact he was but I don't know what happened to him. I think he's got a few votes, though. How 'bout a few more? *casts a duplication spell on his votes, runs off*

Yeah, I would have liked to have seen cullen in the contest too, actually.  My mage kind of had a secret crush on him (until she met Alistair that is ).  I think Cullen was in the audience earlier and went into a tizzy about a certain bloodmage backstage.  Haven't heard from him since. Hopefully Jowan didn't cast some sort of spell on him.

You and I play way too similarly. 

We're secret long-lost sisters!  Ahh, I've always wanted a sister.

It's funny how we both were crushin' on Cullen though.  He even says to the female pc that he was the one who was to land the killing blow if you failed your test and we still like him.  Our poor PCs hopelessly (and shamelessly) fall for guys who will break their hearts and / or lop off their heads.  Something is seriously wrong with us.

Well, that part bugged me, but I figured it was because he thought he could be more humane than his 'brothers'.  However, as an elf mage, you're a double outcast.  All you have for friends is Jowan.  And Cullen is the only guy who ever looked at you in that way until you meet up with Alistair.  Turns the poor PC's head, it does.

Yeah, seriously.  I think Gregoir would have just been downright giddy at the thought of lopping off our pc's head.  At least Cullen admits he would have hated to do it if it had come down to that.

Have you ever had the flirt conversation with Jowan?  Actually, maybe you're the one who told me about it.  I tried it this playthrough and it's hilarious.  My pc was so shamless, flirting with Jowan right in front of his girlfriend.  It's just too funny when Jowan get flustered. 

Come to think of it, I don't think Jowan could have cast a decent spell on Cullen like I said before.  Have you ever played as Jowan in the fade?  He's about the weakest mage there is ........and he's supposed to be a blood mage!  Oh maybe i just didn't know how to play a blood mage properly.  Anyway the desire demon kicked his a** and with no potions.......reload with my elven mage instead.  Just tried to let Jowan redeem himself to no avail.  Poor guy.

Yeah, Jowan wasn't the most competent individual in the Tower.  Poor guy.  And yes, it's funnier than hell to flirt with him in front of Lily.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

coldblossom wrote...

Hey, where is Cullen!? He should be here....in fact he was but I don't know what happened to him. I think he's got a few votes, though. How 'bout a few more? *casts a duplication spell on his votes, runs off*

Yeah, I would have liked to have seen cullen in the contest too, actually.  My mage kind of had a secret crush on him (until she met Alistair that is ).  I think Cullen was in the audience earlier and went into a tizzy about a certain bloodmage backstage.  Haven't heard from him since. Hopefully Jowan didn't cast some sort of spell on him.

You and I play way too similarly. 

We're secret long-lost sisters!  Ahh, I've always wanted a sister.

It's funny how we both were crushin' on Cullen though.  He even says to the female pc that he was the one who was to land the killing blow if you failed your test and we still like him.  Our poor PCs hopelessly (and shamelessly) fall for guys who will break their hearts and / or lop off their heads.  Something is seriously wrong with us.

Well, that part bugged me, but I figured it was because he thought he could be more humane than his 'brothers'.  However, as an elf mage, you're a double outcast.  All you have for friends is Jowan.  And Cullen is the only guy who ever looked at you in that way until you meet up with Alistair.  Turns the poor PC's head, it does.

Yeah, seriously.  I think Gregoir would have just been downright giddy at the thought of lopping off our pc's head.  At least Cullen admits he would have hated to do it if it had come down to that.

Have you ever had the flirt conversation with Jowan?  Actually, maybe you're the one who told me about it.  I tried it this playthrough and it's hilarious.  My pc was so shamless, flirting with Jowan right in front of his girlfriend.  It's just too funny when Jowan get flustered. 

Come to think of it, I don't think Jowan could have cast a decent spell on Cullen like I said before.  Have you ever played as Jowan in the fade?  He's about the weakest mage there is ........and he's supposed to be a blood mage!  Oh maybe i just didn't know how to play a blood mage properly.  Anyway the desire demon kicked his a** and with no potions.......reload with my elven mage instead.  Just tried to let Jowan redeem himself to no avail.  Poor guy.

Yeah, Jowan wasn't the most competent individual in the Tower.  Poor guy.  And yes, it's funnier than hell to flirt with him in front of Lily.

Which is odd considering how Jowan just blasts through like ten templars (or maybe it wasn't that many) as well as Gregoir and Irving.  I mean geez all I had at that point was the first level of fire and lightning, as well as the first heal spell, I think.  Maybe Jowan has some sort of secret dark side abilities that only appear when his girlfriend is in danger or something, who knows......