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[Asebstos]

Oh you, Canadians. When will you learn that Tim Hortons is just terrible?

[Ziegrif]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

kipac wrote...

meow?

You called?

In 1972, a cat commando unit was sent to the litterbox by a BIG HUMAN! court for a crime they didn't commit. These cats promptly escaped from a maximum security animal sanctuary to the Cat Kingdom underground.

Today, still wanted by the Kitty government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The Cat-Team

MEOW!

[An English Gamer]

Kenadian wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

Kenadian wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

... Beaver tails?

Found in Ottawa, several thousand kilometers away. Worth the plane ride.

I'm still holding out hope it's an innuendo.

Fried dough topped with whatever the hell you want isn't good enough?

Sounds like breakfast lunch and dinner in Scotland.

[Kenzou]

I've identified the problem and solution to this...

Problem: You're in Edmonton. No one cares about Edmonton. EDIT ** Not even BioWare.
Solution: Get out of Edmonton.

Source: I lived in Edmonton for 10+ years.

Modifié par Kenzou, 16 octobre 2012 - 04:21 .

[GhostShadow115]

Ziegrif wrote...

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

kipac wrote...

meow?

You called?

In 1972, a cat commando unit was sent to the litterbox by a BIG HUMAN! court for a crime they didn't commit. These cats promptly escaped from a maximum security animal sanctuary to the Cat Kingdom underground.

Today, still wanted by the Kitty government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The Cat-Team

MEOW!

I still am incapable to fully process this...

[KiraTsukasa]

Ziegrif wrote...

KiraTsukasa wrote...

Oh Kyon you cynical bastard! This ain't no endless 8! You should be happier!

... Wait... Deja Vu... Oh... cookie.

I hope the TCs presentation goes well.

I think I'll just go watch a baseball game between two precincts that have nothing to do with me and cheer for the losing team. Just because I feel like it.

And I will definitely not be called out to the station at 2 where I need to bring my swimsuit and bicycle.

*phone rings*

[SkreeMalicious]

Hope your report goes well ATR!
TIM HORTONS should always be a free ticket everywhere!! Im surprised it didnt work

[AppealToReason]

 

[rtwebre]

GhostShadow115 wrote...

The Reapers would rue the day they got between Canadians and Tim Horton's.

[Kenshen]

Skyance wrote...

AppealToReason wrote...

 Maybe I will bring a fresh double dozen doughnuts once more or a pair of Oil Kings tickets this time.

Don't think WHL tickets are gonna cut it, bud.

It would work on me but then again I am easy and a cheap date!!

[AppealToReason]

For those interested, I got to go in this morning. Had my conversation and left. Contrary to popular belief no one there was an evil robot hellbent on ruining your life through video games.

[Schneidend]

AppealToReason wrote...

For those interested, I got to go in this morning. Had my conversation and left. Contrary to popular belief no one there was an evil robot hellbent on ruining your life through video games.

Spoken like a true ****, using logic and reasoning to come to the conclusion that Bioware is just a bunch of talented nerds and not a hive of parasitic monsters that feed on the rage from making "bad" endings.

EDIT: What?! BIO-DRONE is censored? Really?

Modifié par Schneidend, 16 octobre 2012 - 08:50 .

[Hyperglide]

You live in Canada and you state BW is the worst company? Surely you jest? Obviously you have never done business with Rogers or Bell. The evil triumvirate of all Canadian media.

Also bribing them with Tim Hortons Doughnuts ain't gonna work. Gotta get them Double Doubles. C'mon now. Or Timbits. Everyone loves Timbits. Or Oilers tickets. Oh wait no NHL this year. Pfft.

Well you could just threaten, to murder your bank account by doing business with Rogers or Bell. They sure like to hold their customers hostage.

[Beerfish]

AppealToReason wrote...

I'm so super duper upset right meow!

First and foremost, I am a student in an Edmonton area business school.  One of my classes requires us to interview someone from the marketing industry and ask them a few questions about their experiences.  I decided this would be an excellent chance to talk to someone from BioWare.

Six weeks and 50 emails to the contact address later I am fed up. I decide it is time to go to headquarters and "kick the door down" in the most polite Canadian way: Tim Horton's doughnuts.

So there I sit in the lobby with 24 doughnuts only to be super politely and totally reasonably refused 10-15 minutes of anyone's time to help a super devoted student/fan! 

Where do you get off refusing Tim Horton's offerings BioWare? I have alerted the Grand Poobah of Canada. You all have citizen ship hearings scheduled in the next Canadian month. Until this time, you are forbidden from eating any and all maple syrup products, back bacon, poutine and beaver tails.

If you wish to reconcile with me I am more than willing to do so. Maybe I will bring a fresh double dozen doughnuts once more or a pair of Oil Kings tickets this time.

Best regards,
ATR

(tl;dr version, last ditch attempt at trying to make a boring school report interesting and hoping someone from Bioware sees this)

Did you pm any of the bio people who freqent this site or did you just send an email to BioWare.whatever?

Did you send a pm to Chris Priestly?

[regack]

AppealToReason wrote...

For those interested, I got to go in this morning. Had my conversation and left. Contrary to popular belief no one there was an evil robot hellbent on ruining your life through video games.

From the change in tone from the original post, I'd say he's been indoctrinated...

[Father Giliam]

regack wrote...

AppealToReason wrote...

For those interested, I got to go in this morning. Had my conversation and left. Contrary to popular belief no one there was an evil robot hellbent on ruining your life through video games.

From the change in tone from the original post, I'd say he's been indoctrinated...

Kill him with fire biotics!

[AppealToReason]

rtwebre wrote...

GhostShadow115 wrote...

The Reapers would rue the day they got between Canadians and Tim Horton's.

The scariest thing I've ever seen.

[AppealToReason]

Hyperglide wrote...

You live in Canada and you state BW is the worst company? Surely you jest? Obviously you have never done business with Rogers or Bell. The evil triumvirate of all Canadian media.

Also bribing them with Tim Hortons Doughnuts ain't gonna work. Gotta get them Double Doubles. C'mon now. Or Timbits. Everyone loves Timbits. Or Oilers tickets. Oh wait no NHL this year. Pfft.

Well you could just threaten, to murder your bank account by doing business with Rogers or Bell. They sure like to hold their customers hostage.

The entire thing was sarcastic to get someone's attention. Make it humourous and  people will react more positively instead of just plain old telling me to step off. And it worked!

[AppealToReason]

Beerfish wrote...
Did you pm any of the bio people who freqent this site or did you just send an email to BioWare.whatever?

Did you send a pm to Chris Priestly?

I did after someone's recommendation. The idea previously skipped my mind but NPlewes became my liason breifly and hooked up me.

[fiendishchicken]

I think I speak for many an ignorant American when I say: What the hell is Tim Horton's?

....Canadians.

[Drayce333]

fiendishchicken wrote...

I think I speak for many an ignorant American when I say: What the hell is Tim Horton's?

....Canadians.

We're not ignorant, we're just better.

[Fawx9]

Drayce333 wrote...

fiendishchicken wrote...

I think I speak for many an ignorant American when I say: What the hell is Tim Horton's?

....Canadians.

We're not ignorant, we're just better.

More like bitter.

You know you want timbits.

[Guglio08]

Tim Hortons has been doing an admirable job of fighting the Starbucks invasion.

[Nitestick7]

I'm from the United States, and I have a Tim Horton's 6 or 7 minutes from my house in Pennsylvania. Ever since Timmy Ho's showed up I've started neglecting DunkinDonuts more and more.