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[Han Shot First]

Mr.House wrote...

Shepard:Wait you can mate with other asari?
*told to Liara after she talks about mating.*

No line is more cringe worthy or stupid then that, yes it's optional to say but it does not change the fact it's there and that Shepard can even think that. Any Shepard that said that should have been smacked by Liara and had a sticker on their forhead saying I'm dumb.

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Ding ding ding

Ladies and gents, we have a winner!

Seriously, that is the single dumbest line uttered by any character in the entire trilogy. If a player chooses that line, in turns Shepard into a moron who can't figure out on his own that if the Asari couldn't mate with other Asari, their species would have went extinct.

Modifié par Han Shot First, 21 octobre 2012 - 05:54 .

[sammysoso]

The entire prologue: "This isn't about strategy or tactics" and "We fight or we die, that's the plan".......what?

That sequence had some of the most badly written dialogue I have ever seen.

Anything Kai Leng or the Star Kid said was usually pretty stupid.

[ATLAS1192]

"I fight for freedom. Mine and everyone's. I fight for the right to choose our own fate. And if I die, I'll die knowing that I did everything I could to stop you. And I'll die free."

Nice job breaking it, hero.

[Han Shot First]

BeastSaver wrote...

Not so much a cringe-worthy line, but the context. On Eden Prime, Shepard says, "They were gunned down while watching the game and having a drink" (or something similar), and the dead colonists are wearing armor and helmets! Who has a game-night party dressed up for combat?

To be fair, that one isn't really the fault of the writers.That line was probably written long before work was done on designing the game enviroment for Eden Prime.

The blame there lies with whoever designed the interior sections of Eden Prime, since they inserted armored characters into a section that should have had dead people either wearing civilian clothing or the Alliance utilities that Traynor, Joker and Shepard are seen wearing on the Normandy.

Modifié par Han Shot First, 21 octobre 2012 - 06:01 .

[grey_wind]

Any time Hackett opens his mouth and whines that we can't win conventionally.

Coz if you read the codex and witness the spectacular tactics Hackett employed before Earth fell, you realize why conventional victory is impossible with this idiot leading the charge.

[xsdob]

"We have dismissed that claim." - spartus, mass effect 2.

And I just checked, according to ashley, their suit recorders were on during the virmire mission. The council saw both sovereign and vigil in recording form...and dismissed the claims anyway.

Oh politicians, will you ever do something that doesn't make me want to kill you.

[xsdob]

grey_wind wrote...

Any time Hackett opens his mouth and whines that we can't win conventionally.

Coz if you read the codex and witness the spectacular tactics Hackett employed before Earth fell, you realize why conventional victory is impossible with this idiot leading the charge.

Miracle of palavan is a shame, just putting it out there.

You want to talk stupid tactics? Try teaching the reapers how to FTL right past orbital defenses and go directly over home planets. Thank you turians, what would we do without you.

Oh yeah, have prepared after ME1 instead of getting stonewalled by your council and his finger quotes.

[Nightdragon8]

David7204 wrote...

It's not a fast food joint. You can't program conversations like ordering a burger. There's a finite amount of possibilities.

Besides, Shepard is not going to have "no connection to Earth."

You know, you are completely wrong... adding extra choices is not that hard. Most of the time it will be a copy/paste thing. with them only chaning locations on the wheel. And nothing Shep picks at this point is even used later. and even if it was, the extra lines isn't that much work.

[xsdob]

Nightdragon8 wrote...

David7204 wrote...

It's not a fast food joint. You can't program conversations like ordering a burger. There's a finite amount of possibilities.

Besides, Shepard is not going to have "no connection to Earth."

You know, you are completely wrong... adding extra choices is not that hard. Most of the time it will be a copy/paste thing. with them only chaning locations on the wheel. And nothing Shep picks at this point is even used later. and even if it was, the extra lines isn't that much work.

Can you prove what you are saying?

[Cainne Chapel]

Gosh there are so many ....quirky... lines from all 3 where does one even begin?

Most of them HAVE been brought up here though. Oddly enough the prologue lines in ME3 didnt bother me all that much, sounded about standard for SHep honestly

[daecath]

"Without us to stop it, synthetics would destroy all organics."
Actually, every line spoken by the catalyst, Leviathan, and really anything having to do with the crucible, catalyst, etc.

Ok, so basically the entire main plot of ME3.

[AnimaMachinae]

You big stupid jellyfish

[Iclonic]

Shadrach 88 wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

BonFire5 wrote...

Anything Allers said, because of her bad delivery that can rival ME 1 & 2 Male Shep's.

Most of Liara's lines on Thessia.

Not a line exactly, but Jack's little freakout in ME2 when she's that the Normandy is a Cerberus ship makes me shake my head very hard.

Which brings me to her students. What age were they aiming for? Almost every line from Rodriguez and the other guy definitely made me cringe.

Can't think of anything else right now.

The average gamer is in their mid 30s now. The average game company manager still thinks that teens are the largest consumer of these games. Hence look at the ages of the characters: Liara is barely an adult, Tali is barely legal age, Samantha is about 26, Vega is 25.

Bottom line: they need to start making the age of the LIs a bit older. I felt like I was robbing the cradle.

Interesting post. But Kaidan and Miranda are admittedly older than the other LIs. Thane too.

Tali hardly lega? Tali's in her mid twenties.   If anything, Liara's robbing the craddle.  Her society says she hardly an adult. She's still 6 times older than Shepard.   

[brettc893]

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

[Hexley UK]

brettc893 wrote...

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

Depends what she's reaching for.....

[Tibbur]

Barquiel wrote...

Nassana Dantius: Shepard! I thought you were dead.

Shepard: I got better.

 

That's a Joke from a Monty Python film it's funny.

[Bill Casey]

brettc893 wrote...

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

***I had reach, but she had flexibility

Modifié par Bill Casey, 21 octobre 2012 - 07:48 .

[jkflipflopDAO]

brettc893 wrote...

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

Garrus says he had reach and she had flexibility. It makes perfect sense.

[Zazzerka]

Iclonic wrote...

Tali hardly lega? Tali's in her mid twenties.   If anything, Liara's robbing the craddle.  Her society says she hardly an adult. She's still 6 times older than Shepard.   

109/31=6

Awesome math, there.

[brettc893]

Hexley UK wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

Depends what she's reaching for.....

Nope. Not seeing it.

Believe me, I've played it out in my head hundreds of times.(Pants Optional) It makes no sense.

Mommy Daddy Hugging doesn't work like that.

[jkflipflopDAO]

brettc893 wrote...

Hexley UK wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

Depends what she's reaching for.....

Nope. Not seeing it.

Believe me, I've played it out in my head hundreds of times.(Pants Optional) It makes no sense.

Mommy Daddy Hugging doesn't work like that.

It appears Garrus isn't the one trying way too hard to be clever.

[Bill Casey]

In boxing, reach is measured in inches/centimeters...

[brettc893]

jkflipflopDAO wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

Hexley UK wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

Depends what she's reaching for.....

Nope. Not seeing it.

Believe me, I've played it out in my head hundreds of times.(Pants Optional) It makes no sense.

Mommy Daddy Hugging doesn't work like that.

It appears Garrus isn't the one trying way too hard to be clever.

Yeah, Liara earns that trophy hands down.

Alternatively;
http://t2.gstatic.co...sxbGGopxEtGifng

Modifié par brettc893, 21 octobre 2012 - 07:55 .

[jkflipflopDAO]

brettc893 wrote...

jkflipflopDAO wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

Hexley UK wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

Depends what she's reaching for.....

Nope. Not seeing it.

Believe me, I've played it out in my head hundreds of times.(Pants Optional) It makes no sense.

Mommy Daddy Hugging doesn't work like that.

It appears Garrus isn't the one trying way too hard to be clever.

Yeah, Liara earns that trophy hands down.

I'd like to think you're actually this oblivious. It's funnier that way.

That pic doesn't really fit. It's like you're slow-clapping at a Deicide concert.

Modifié par jkflipflopDAO, 21 octobre 2012 - 07:56 .

[brettc893]

jkflipflopDAO wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

jkflipflopDAO wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

Hexley UK wrote...

brettc893 wrote...

"She had reach, and I had flexibility"

Only Half Of That Makes Sense In A Sexual Connotation Garrus! You're trying too hard to be clever! STOP.

Depends what she's reaching for.....

Nope. Not seeing it.

Believe me, I've played it out in my head hundreds of times.(Pants Optional) It makes no sense.

Mommy Daddy Hugging doesn't work like that.

It appears Garrus isn't the one trying way too hard to be clever.

Yeah, Liara earns that trophy hands down.

I'd like to think you're actually this oblivious. It's funnier that way.

Again but a little louder;



You keep on keepin' on there champ, you're obiously way cooler then anyone else here.

Modifié par brettc893, 21 octobre 2012 - 07:59 .