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RebelTitan428

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"i am the catalyst"

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Fredvdp

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Benezia wasn't only the worst acted character until Diana Allers came along, she also had some absolutely disgusting lines of dialog. Having said that, I think I hate her lines so much because of the quality of the acting rather than the writing. She managed to say simple lines completely wrong, emphasizing words that didn't require emphasis.

"I transcribed the data to an OSD. Take it! PLEASE!" (As if she was begging Shepard to take something (s)he desperately needed.)

There's also this gem:

"You should... You should. UHH! You should.... [...] You've always made me proud, Liara... DIE!"

Modifié par Fredvdp, 22 octobre 2012 - 01:05 .


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steamcamel

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When the starchild said: "I am the Walrus".

That was pretty cringe-inducing.

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Tomwew wrote...

all of traynor's dialogue about EDI's voice.

first 5 minutes of meeting her and the game is screaming SHE'S A LESBIAN GEDDIT!!!!


Yeah, I felt she was making it a little too obviousy. >.>

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Soundwave04 wrote...

Tomwew wrote...

all of traynor's dialogue about EDI's voice.

first 5 minutes of meeting her and the game is screaming SHE'S A LESBIAN GEDDIT!!!!


Yeah, I felt she was making it a little too obviousy. >.>

and is it the first time you see steve he's listening to the recording of his husband? hmmmmm wonder if he's gay? bioware the masters of suBtlety ha. "don't make me an anchor!" Image IPB

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BerzerkGene

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"You're just a machine and machines can be broken."
No, Shepard, thats not how you talk to eons old super AIs

“When fire burns, is it at war? Is it in conflict? Or is it simply doing what it was created to do? We are no different.”
I just said "No, fire is a chemical reaction with no mind...What are you talking about?"

"I was created to bring balance, to be the catalyst for peace between organics and synthetics."
*Facepalm*
Basically anything Glowboy says.
There are others, but those stand out.

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Found another one today.

"No Reaper's taking this Primark from me!"

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CrutchCricket

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Anything and everything that holographic child-sized abomination says.

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o Ventus wrote...

LucasShark wrote...

All in the space of minutes... so basically summed up as "we fight or we die, and if we fight we die."


It's always came off to me more as "we die or we die!"


The introduction where you can say this line isn't as bad as the final speech you give where you can literally say 'we must be willing to die, anything less and you're already dead'.  Ugh.  So bad.

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When harbinger makes a noise, i was like: "HA! Now he is taunting me!" But its a just a noise. (confirmed)

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" "Stop them? This isn't about strategy or tactics. This is about survival.""

No wonder why everything was blow to **** in Refusal

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Kaidan and his whole quickening conversation that he has with himself because I run every time I hear it. It's stupid, un-Kaidan and poorly delivered. Also I hate the "you've seen my gun do you really want to do this" like from ME2. And we fight or we duh. Well no way, really? Who thought that was a good line.

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LilLino wrote...

KAI LENG&Shepard

-'You're still slow Shepard!'
-'I'm only slow because I'm not running!'
-'Shut up!'

This exchange is the worst I've seen in a video game for a while.


Truly horrible stuff

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FemShep at the hospital: "C'mon Kaidan... fight..."
"And that's an order."

ugh...:pinched:

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sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

BonFire5 wrote...

Anything Allers said, because of her bad delivery that can rival ME 1 & 2 Male Shep's.

Most of Liara's lines on Thessia.

Not a line exactly, but Jack's little freakout in ME2 when she's that the Normandy is a Cerberus ship makes me shake my head very hard.

Which brings me to her students. What age were they aiming for? Almost every line from Rodriguez and the other guy definitely made me cringe.

Can't think of anything else right now.


The average gamer is in their mid 30s now. The average game company manager still thinks that teens are the largest consumer of these games. Hence look at the ages of the characters: Liara is barely an adult, Tali is barely legal age, Samantha is about 26, Vega is 25.

Bottom line: they need to start making the age of the LIs a bit older. I felt like I was robbing the cradle.



There is a pole about this very topic you bring up it actually shows the opposite. I was saddened myself to find out we are a waning demographic Image IPB 

The teens greatly outnumber us.

Modifié par Lunch Box1912, 23 octobre 2012 - 03:04 .


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"I am the Catalyst."

The one line that launched a thousand fists at my computer screen. It heralded the death of a series and one of the worst literary cop-outs in recent memory.

"Cringe" doesn't even begin to describe it.

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"Krogan airdrop" was pretty up there.

Good job turning the one krogan with his head screwed on properly into a one-liner spewing retard, Bioware. At least you made all the fokking krogan fanboys on BSN happy.

Modifié par majormajormmajor, 23 octobre 2012 - 03:21 .


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Tomwew

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watched a little bit of the leviathan dlc
leviathan :"the intelligence has one purpose the preservation of life, that purpose has not been fulfilled"
30 seconds later, "no! it still serves it's purpose"
and people say leviathan makes sense of the ending?

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Lunch Box1912

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ME2
Avina: I have no information on a “Reaper.” References to the term exist in some para-historical theories on galactic extinction cycles


ME2
Joker: It’ll be better than the old days.
Shepard: I hope so. I died.

Modifié par Lunch Box1912, 23 octobre 2012 - 03:41 .


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ME2
Admiral Gerrel: You’ve got Admiral Koris backing up worse than a krogan toilet. Glad to see Tali’s captain knows how to handle a courtroom.


ME1
Shepard: You can’t predict how people will act, Garrus. But you can control how you’ll respond. In the end, that’s what really matters.Image IPB

Modifié par Lunch Box1912, 23 octobre 2012 - 03:42 .


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Lunch Box1912

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ME1
Shepard: Wrex.

Wrex: Shepard.



None of these are really bad more comical… well except for maybe Admiral Gerrel

Modifié par Lunch Box1912, 23 octobre 2012 - 03:43 .


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"Abandon the Citadel! Evacuate the council!" - 12-year old boy doing VA for ME1

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I cant remember the exact line, but i do remember that Wrex does not know what Rachni are the first time we meet them in Noveria.

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Tomwew wrote...

watched a little bit of the leviathan dlc
leviathan :"the intelligence has one purpose the preservation of life, that purpose has not been fulfilled"
30 seconds later, "no! it still serves it's purpose"
and people say leviathan makes sense of the ending?


It means it's in the process of fulfilling it's purpose, what the hell is there hard to understand?

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Replayed the Geth dreadnought mission today with Tali and Ashley. Having romanced Tali in me2 some of the lines were...

Well not cringe worthy to me because I can be that lame and awkward in romance (seriously I'm like a dancing shepard in that department = very far from elegant or sophisticated) but.... let me just say that I can certainly understand other people doing the ole roll eyes :D