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Yate

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Heheh, pretty much all the dialogue in the games is cringe-worthy in any other place, but the games are just so deadpan and comic that it works. In a wonderfully cheesy scifi way.

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78stonewobble wrote...

Replayed the Geth dreadnought mission today with Tali and Ashley. Having romanced Tali in me2 some of the lines were...

Well not cringe worthy to me because I can be that lame and awkward in romance (seriously I'm like a dancing shepard in that department = very far from elegant or sophisticated) but.... let me just say that I can certainly understand other people doing the ole roll eyes :D


Whatutalkinabout? The romance dialog on the Dreadnaught was one of my favourite moments in ME3.

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Toxic Waste

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Not a line, more an action. When you shot Mordin and Shep throws his pistol on the ground right after. And of course Mordin dragging his way to the controls saying something like "almost there" and dies an inch away. Made me almost reset the level, but I was renegade and had to let it play through.

Modifié par Toxic Waste, 23 octobre 2012 - 04:12 .


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NM_Che56

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Barquiel wrote...

Nassana Dantius: Shepard! I thought you were dead.

Shepard: I got better.


If you're a Monty Python fan, then you can appreciate the humor.

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NM_Che56

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Stuff from ME1:
The leader of Terra Firma's lines
"Machines can be broken"


ME2:
Mordin's generic "prayer" over the dead Krogan female during his loyalty mission
"I accept the judgement of the Justicar"

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NM_Che56

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thane's "tongue in the mouth" line in ME2 is creepy as sh8+.

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Fredvdp wrote...


"You should... You should. UHH! You should.... [...] You've always made me proud, Liara... DIE!"


That line was just awful. Even an actor with Martin Sheen's talent would have a hard time pulling that line off. So I'll give Martina Sirtis a pass on that one. But her performance was just all around bad in Mass Effect 1, and not just limited to the poorly written dialogue.

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BonFire5

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Jack: I'm a mean **** (or something to that effect on her loyalty mission).

Liara: Shepard... *bringing her head down under Shepard's view* Kaiden/Ashley needs to go to a hospital.

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Profanity Beaver

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When my serious ruthless FemShep just clicking the 'learn more about Jacob dialouge choice' suddenly drops all badassery and in the girliest most flirty voice imaginable says

"I'm just interested in talking for bit."

Wasn't able to bring myself to talk to him for the rest of that playthrough...

Also at least 80 percent of the dialouge between her and Vega for the same reason times 100!
Can't I just have a professional work relationship with the male soldiers under my command?

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Pretty much everything Liara says in ME1 is just...awful.

And every. Single. Line. Of Kaiden random chat dialogue in ME3. Shut the **** up, you whiny emo ****. Why don't you use your fancy biotics to knock all the sand out of your huge vagina and come join the rest of the big boys.

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Upper right reaction to Synthesis: "I.... don't know."
Catalyst: "Why not? Can you imagine your life without synthetics?"

Lower right reaction to Synthesis: "I won't chose that for everyone against their will!"
Catalyst: "Why not? Can you imagine your life without synthetics?"

.... What the hell.

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Profanity Beaver

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Everytime I hear:
"Once you get used to the warm food and soft beds, it' not so bad."
It just reminds me that half of what Shep says is gonna be cringingly out of my control.

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StarcloudSWG

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I took that to be sarcasm, myself.

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xMellowhype

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I don't remember but Shepard's master strategy on beating the reapers at the beginning of ME3. "We stick together...."

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vanom66

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Romanced liara

liara: your a good FRIEND.....

me: is the romance flag bugged ?!

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vanom66 wrote...

Romanced liara

liara: your a good FRIEND.....

me: is the romance flag bugged ?!

 Someone who tried to romance Liara but could't??????:blink::blink::blink:

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teh DRUMPf!!

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Yate wrote...

Heheh, pretty much all the dialogue in the games is cringe-worthy in any other place, but the games are just so deadpan and comic that it works. In a wonderfully cheesy scifi way.


Right?

ITT: we recount every memorable line in the ME series. :lol: