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[CBGB]

[Edit: fixed typo. "Mage's Collective" is an oxymoron.]


City Elf Who Thought He Lost All Hope Loses Last Bit of Hope He Didn't Know He Had


People of Thedas Shocked to Discover their Helmets Are Silly
"One day, I just realized I was wearing a traffic cone," says source from the Mages' Collective.


Cloak Shortage Continues


Antivan Crow Found Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances


Local Man Says Wade Goods Not Worth the Wait


Cranky Chantry Penitent Preferred Weynon Priory


Who Would Leave a Perfectly Good Lifestone in This Random Chest?


Malcontent Antivans Demand More Sexual Preferences


City Elves Directed to Quit Whining
"It's really irritating after awhile," says reputed bastard-son of Maric.


Templar Leader Hides Lovable Side


Lothering Honeymoon 'Absolutely Ruined' for Area Couple


Wealthy, Arrogant Noble Acts Like Rich Snob


Fate of Landsmeet Rests with Littlest Arl


Darkspawn Steal Valuable Bike


Fun-Loving Adventurers Leave Matronly Companion in Locked Closet


Spoiled Princess Barkeep Just In It For the Money


Fatal Flaw Alleged in Proving-Ground Justice System


Camp Dwarf Caught Making Up Rumors
"He's never even been 'on the road,'" says son. "We just stand around, and I play dumb."

Modifié par CBGB, 02 janvier 2010 - 05:27 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

LOL.  The ones about the mages hats and Alistair and the whiney city elves are hilarious. 

[fantasypisces]

Very funny, well done sir!

[tmp7704]

Two thumbs up to you sir, for a good laugh.

[Skydiver8888]

should put this in the Community Creations forum. it's new! it needs more posts!



http://social.biowar...tegory/97/index

[Obadiah]

This is good.

[Bibdy]

Hahah, very nice.

[AsheraII]

What? Nothing about the horses being eaten by the gryphons during lunch time and the gryphons in turn being eaten by some archdemon type person fellow around snacktime the very same day?

[Merlik]

Good job

[Cuthlan]

Ah, what a clever way to gripe about things. Would have been funnier if you'd left that crap out.

[wonko33]

Shortage of ladders since people started using them to get off my back

[Faffnr]

wonko33 wrote...

Shortage of ladders since people started using them to get off my back

All of those are great, but this one made me LOL.

[Endurium]

Nice report; would like to have seen stringless bows mentioned. Lazy Bioware, lazy.

[Kohaku]

Faffnr wrote...

wonko33 wrote...

Shortage of ladders since people started using them to get off my back

All of those are great, but this one made me LOL.

I have to pick that voice set now. There are alot of backs to get off in Ferelden.

[Hugie]

Haven guard clueless about village's dark secrets; just generally grumpy
"Hiding things?  What're you talking about?" commented the guard, scowling. "I just hate this job."

Modifié par Hugie, 31 décembre 2009 - 08:52 .

[MatronAdena]

Fereldens outraged by the concept of slight inclines, now boycott walking up anything steeper than 10°.
" well...if they just made everything flat, I'd have no problems traveling ...."

Modifié par MatronAdena, 31 décembre 2009 - 10:22 .

[CBGB]

MatronAdena wrote...
Fereldens outraged by the concept of slight inclines

Yes, not to mention other impassables, like barrels and hip-high fences.

Hugie wrote...
Haven guard clueless about village's dark secrets; just generally grumpy

He's "just in it for the money."

wonko33 wrote...
Shortage of ladders since people started using them to get off my back

Excellent! I really need to try that voiceset.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Antivan Crow Found Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances

Add:

"

Witnesses say last seen outside the tent of an unidentified man offering services of a masseur."

[Eliende]

*LOL* I liked the last one!

"
Camp Dwarf Caught Making Up Rumors
"He's never even been 'on the road,'" says son. "We just stand around, and I play dumb."
"

Lovely! 

Modifié par Eliende, 02 janvier 2010 - 12:15 .

[Estelindis]

High-larious! :-D

[westiex9]

Theory that Thedas is just a conjured illusion to entertain bored people in another dimension is "Utter Trash" According to First enchanter



Warden sighted leaving The Infamous and exclusive pearl brothel late at night, onlookers claim they could hear the pained squeel of a nug coming from inside.



Regent Loghain commands populace to shun grey wardens,shun traitors and then shun shunning

[Lotion Soronarr]

Open Days of Blood Magic
Books on Blood Magic on Open Display, First Enchanter interweens

Local Man in Loithering Sued Into Poverty
"the bloody moron left posion traps everywhere, half the village needs medicine now" an angry farmer comments

Local Templar Commander has a love affair with the Circle's Spirit Healer
"I'm shocked" sez a mage named Jowan

Andraste Approves of Urn Pillgrimage
"I love it when food comes to me. It's like ordering take-out!" exclaimed the high dragon

Walking Disaster Forces Ferelden to Declare Emergency Natural Disaster Mesures
"all I wanted was to help people, really!" protested the whiny mage before the templars came for him

The New Show "Secrets Exposed" a Hit in Ferelden
"we all love to dig into the psyche of others" as the shows host, the Guaridan, explains

[tmp7704]

Ferelden Postal Service comes to grinding halt as Grey Warden retires.

The Pearl forced to declare bankruptcy.
"15 workers and only a single room for the customers, who's really surprised?" quips anonymous bouncer.

[Pisai]

"Darkspawn Steal Valuable Bike"



Awesome thread.

[SusanStoHelit]

Endurium wrote...

Nice report; would like to have seen stringless bows mentioned. Lazy Bioware, lazy.

I've seen this several times. It bothers me. Because the people who mention it never complain about people carrying razor sharp knives, sword, and axes on their backs without a sheath. Either both get 'real' treatment or neither do. I can use a stringless bow if you can carry Starfang without a sheath. There is a reason why people don't do that in real life - crippling injuries and instant death if you fall among them.

On topic: very funny m8.