Alistair with chest hair. Didn't need to see that.
The Onion Reports from Ferelden
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Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 07:13
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Dark Ritual Goes Awry
The Dark Ritual ends up having horrible consequences for the apostate witch Morrigan as, instead of receiving the spirit of an Old God, she receives the taint of the Darkspawn, with terrifying results!
(apologies to Brock and KoP!)
Dark Ritual Goes Awry
The Dark Ritual ends up having horrible consequences for the apostate witch Morrigan as, instead of receiving the spirit of an Old God, she receives the taint of the Darkspawn, with terrifying results!
(apologies to Brock and KoP!)
Modifié par tklivory, 02 décembre 2011 - 07:17 .
#78
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 07:21
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lol, Rage and tklivory!
Follow-up Story: Grey Warden Strom marries Broodmother. Spends entire honeymoon motor-boating.
tklivory wrote...
(it could be worse...)
Dark Ritual Goes Awry
The Dark Ritual ends up having horrible consequences for the apostate witch Morrigan as, instead of receiving the spirit of an Old God, she receives the taint of the Darkspawn, with terrifying results!
Follow-up Story: Grey Warden Strom marries Broodmother. Spends entire honeymoon motor-boating.
Modifié par Schratty, 02 décembre 2011 - 07:23 .
#79
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 07:28
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Schratty wrote...
lol, Rage and tklivory!tklivory wrote...
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Dark Ritual Goes Awry
The Dark Ritual ends up having horrible consequences for the apostate witch Morrigan as, instead of receiving the spirit of an Old God, she receives the taint of the Darkspawn, with terrifying results!
Follow-up Story: Grey Warden Strom marries Broodmother. Spends entire honeymoon motor-boating.
Follow-up Interview: King Alistair recalls the horror of serving as best-man at the wedding. "It marked me for life," says the King. "I can never forget... the kiss... Maker!"
Maid of Honor Solona Amell unavailable for comment as she has disappeared following this final picture snapped of her at the wedding:
Modifié par tklivory, 02 décembre 2011 - 07:34 .
#80
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 07:30
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tklivory wrote...
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Dark Ritual Goes Awry
The Dark Ritual ends up having horrible consequences for the apostate witch Morrigan as, instead of receiving the spirit of an Old God, she receives the taint of the Darkspawn, with terrifying results!
(apologies to Brock and KoP!)
Well, I guess thats just More Morrigan to love then...
#81
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 07:39
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Fereldan's Cavalry Dispatched on First Mission
With the onslaught of a mysterious attack by a muscular Rivain warrior wearing a wifebeater, Fereldan's Cavalry, the most recent addition to the might of the Fereldan military, is sent to investigate and head off the outraged invader with King Alistair at the head!
Modifié par tklivory, 02 décembre 2011 - 07:53 .
#82
Posté 02 décembre 2011 - 08:08
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Schratty wrote...
lol, Rage and tklivory!tklivory wrote...
(it could be worse...)
Dark Ritual Goes Awry
The Dark Ritual ends up having horrible consequences for the apostate witch Morrigan as, instead of receiving the spirit of an Old God, she receives the taint of the Darkspawn, with terrifying results!
Follow-up Story: Grey Warden Strom marries Broodmother. Spends entire honeymoon motor-boating.
*snip*
After news of the wedding reached the rest of Thedas we talked to some people for their reactions. Safe to say many were speechless.
Like there was this man who's only response was "Enchantment"
#83
Posté 18 décembre 2011 - 03:14
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Sanitation crisis strikes Fereldon
"There's corpses everywhere!" complains local merchants association.
"My kingdom for a horse"
"My feet are killing me" - King Alistair
New underware designer predicts "I'll be the panty & bra king within a month!
Dragons are over rated!
"I just saw one get killed by a dog, a drunk dwarf, a dead guy and a pansie Elf mage." Says Blackmarsh refugee.
"There's corpses everywhere!" complains local merchants association.
"My kingdom for a horse"
"My feet are killing me" - King Alistair
New underware designer predicts "I'll be the panty & bra king within a month!
Dragons are over rated!
"I just saw one get killed by a dog, a drunk dwarf, a dead guy and a pansie Elf mage." Says Blackmarsh refugee.
