What ridiculous monsters do you want in DA3?
I want to see a floating baboon head connected to exposed innards, dragging across the ground beneath as it levitates closer and closer, blasting your protagonist with a beam of energy from its mouth.
It's name? Slumgut.
Go.
Ridiculous Monsters
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 03:09
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Cthulhu.
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 03:19
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Well, the children were pretty ridiculous. I don't really understand how they're supposed to be immature darkspawn when they seem to eat darkspawn for breakfast.
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 03:24
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What do you call a Genlock who tattles?
Narkspawn.
Narkspawn.
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 03:25
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.... that was a really bad joke. Feel free to kick my ass...
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 03:29
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lol yeah...that WAS a bad joke...but it still made snort and shake my head derisively, so there's that 
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 03:39
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 03:55
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This...
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 06:46
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The Dulupicious...the epic monster that just sits there and does nothing. 
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 07:01
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Tentacle monster that rapes women.
And flying pigs.
And Earthworm Jim.
And flying pigs.
And Earthworm Jim.
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 07:51
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Knight of Dane wrote...
Female Dwarfs
Only if they come with beard!
Hmmmm....a jellyfish-like creatue floating in he air, with eyestalks, and which is completely helpless when flipped on the back?
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 07:52
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Knight of Dane wrote...
Female Dwarfs
That would be funny indeed.
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 08:19
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I'd say ManBearPig except it's not ridiculous...
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 08:22
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 08:24
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Pokemon... or Yoda clones. Whichever, they're both good!
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 08:35
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Please no varterrals. x_x
I wouldn't mind seeing some sort of plant-type monsters. Not necessarily a talking tree like The Grand Oak, but something that would obviously be a plant, perhaps with vines and such.
I wouldn't mind seeing some sort of plant-type monsters. Not necessarily a talking tree like The Grand Oak, but something that would obviously be a plant, perhaps with vines and such.
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 09:21
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nightscrawl wrote...
Please no varterrals. x_x
I wouldn't mind seeing some sort of plant-type monsters. Not necessarily a talking tree like The Grand Oak, but something that would obviously be a plant, perhaps with vines and such.
But, the Varterrals are fun. I want to claim one as my pet, and ride it across Thedas causing mayham whereever I go. It can be best friends with my pet dragon...Flemeth.
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 10:12
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Pretty much anything from Azura's Wrath. Arguably the most over the top bosses evah!
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Posté 25 octobre 2012 - 02:46
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dreman9999 wrote...
OEOHFPPE for the win!
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