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[tallon1982]

When you see the dead adventurer in the Gauntlet...



Guardian: He chose poorly...

[Sialater]

I really wanted to tell Howe that line from Princess Bride.



"What does that make us?"

"Big damn heroes, sir."

[Squiggles1334]

"Alistair? You didn't drag poor Alistair along did you? He's not up to the challenge."
"He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him."
"Andraste's knickers you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Alistair's got friends in every town and Dalish tribe from here to Val Royeaux, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's alerted Weisshaupt Fortress already."

"The search for the Ashes is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want facts, Warden, I've none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith."

"How did you know she was a Witch of the Wilds?"
"She talks in her sleep."

Modifié par Squiggles1334, 01 janvier 2010 - 10:22 .

[RSTORM50]

When you're trying to intimidate someone: PC: Go ahead.. Make my day.



"Taryn Loghain, you've just fled the battlefield at Ostagar, killing the king and miring the nation in civil war. What will you do next?"



Loghain: "I'm going to Disneyland!!"

[tallon1982]

Alistair: This one time at warden camp.



Shale singing I feel pretty after you give it more gems.

[Ossifer]

Random Dwarf at Ostagar: What's happening?

Tall blond elf/human: Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?



PC during combat: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[tallon1982]

Random battle banter



I love the smell of Darkspawn in the morning.

[Squiggles1334]

"We gotta get free, Teagan. We've gotta get to Alistair before Loghain's men do."
"I thought that Alistair had a two day head start, and would vanish, disappear."
"No. I made that up. C'mon Teagan, you know Alistair. He got lost taking a ****** at camp one time."

[Archonsg]

How about for the Dwarven Commoner Origins with Leske ....

Leske : What land do you hail from?
Oskias : What?
Leske : What is no land I have ever heard of. Do they speak common in what?
Oskias : What?
Leske : Common Solroka! Do you speak it?!
Oskias : Yes!
Leske : Then you know what I am saying. Describe what Beraht looks like.
Oskias : Whaaat?
Leske : Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you solroka, say what one more paragon's bleeding arse time!
Oskias : he's...tough...and....
Leske : Does he looks like a nug?
Oskias : What?
Leske : *STABS!!!*
Oskias : Eeaarruugggghhhhh!
Leske : DOES HE LOOK LIKE A NUG?!
Oskias : ...Nooooo!

Heh!

Modifié par Archonsg, 01 janvier 2010 - 11:54 .

[andybuiadh]

Arl Howe shouting after FemNoblePC after they escape in the origin:

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

[tallon1982]

Speaking of Howe lol

"It's mine my own...my precious"

And I think the counting game of kills between Oghren and Zevran would have been amusing :innocent:

Modifié par tallon1982, 02 janvier 2010 - 12:04 .

[Squiggles1334]

tallon1982 wrote...

And I think the counting game of kills between Oghren and Zevran would have been amusing :innocent:

As long as Zevran doesn't jump on a shield and surf it down the stairs while shooting at darkspawn with his bow. That would be too much for me, haha.

[Herr Uhl]

I want Arl Howes closing statement to be:

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling adults!"

[Stuffy38]

ItsTakenStopAsking wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

During the fight against Howe:

pc: My name is xxxx Cousland, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

This, oh god this.

If this was an actual convo option i might have squealed with delight

I agree!

Another one:  Thomas on the bridge above Redcliffe:  " NONE SHALL PASS" (Black Knight reference in Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

[Cavegeta]

While doing the Sacred ashes quest, aside for me wanting Kolgrim to say, "THIS IS HAVEN" I really wanted the guardian to say, "You must choose, but choose wisely." Also, afterwards when talking to Genetivi, "It belongs in a museum."

[Squiggles1334]

"Listen, and understand. That Archdemon is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, EVER, until all of Thedas is DEAD."

[Cavegeta]

Squiggles1334 wrote...

"Listen, and understand. That Archdemon is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, EVER, until all of Thedas is DEAD."

PC to whoever: "I understand that you're going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass."

[westiex9]

Dalish pc to Lothering bandit leader " i know what your thinking. Did she fire six arrows or only five?well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, ive kinda lost track myself. But being as this is the Dalish Elf Longbow, The most powerful bow in thedas, whose arrows would shave your head clean off, youve got to ask yourself one question "do i feel lucky? well, do ya shem?"

[Cavegeta]

westiex9 wrote...

Dalish pc to Lothering bandit leader " i know what your thinking. Did she fire six arrows or only five?well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, ive kinda lost track myself. But being as this is the Dalish Elf Longbow, The most powerful bow in thedas, whose arrows would shave your head clean off, youve got to ask yourself one question "do i feel lucky? well, do ya shem?"

LOL!  loved the "Shem" part

[westiex9]

Cavegeta wrote...

westiex9 wrote...

Dalish pc to Lothering bandit leader " i know what your thinking. Did she fire six arrows or only five?well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, ive kinda lost track myself. But being as this is the Dalish Elf Longbow, The most powerful bow in thedas, whose arrows would shave your head clean off, youve got to ask yourself one question "do i feel lucky? well, do ya shem?"

LOL!  loved the "Shem" part

lol the lack of dalish and dirty harry love on this forum had to be rectified

[tallon1982]

Love it lol

[gotthammer]

Broodmother (or some other insane character): It puts the lotions on its skin...

[westiex9]

gotthammer wrote...

Broodmother (or some other insane character): It puts the lotions on its skin...

Imagining the broodmother saying that suddenly makes buffalo bill seem a lot less horrifying in comparison .....The horror!!

[gotthammer]

PC: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

(PC addressing party in what I wish were available options, like raiding a Chantry, assaulting Denerim early, etc. )

[Squiggles1334]

"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nug-herder!"
"Who's scruffy-looking?"