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[Axterix]

Sten: I have come here to eat cookies and kick ***...and I'm all out of cookies.

Oh, and on a similar note, I'd like to see the Ser Jory and Duncan re-enact the fight from They Live (also used as the basis of the Cripple Fight in South Park) at the joining ceremony.  Swap in "drink the blood" for "wear the sunglasses" and let's see them go to town.

Modifié par Axterix, 02 janvier 2010 - 02:15 .

[knarayan]

After my dog kills some one

"He disagreed with something and ate him"

[gotthammer]

(not from a movie, but...)



Morrigan (after 'suffering a concussion' post-battle): *proceeds to Cone of Cold PC and beat him/her up* "Officer Aeryn Sun. Special Peacekeeper commando, Icarion Company, Pleisar Regiment. Identify yourself."

[tallon1982]

Sten: Tea, cake or death?

[westiex9]

(Dog accidently eats a diamond)'



PC:he's eaten it

Morrigan: well cut the blasted thing open!

Allistair: ee's not a tinna beans morri

[frostajulie]

Zevrahn :Oh my God THey killed Alistair!

Oghren: YOu Bastards

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

Howe to Human Noble PC when entering the room in his Dungeon

Howe: Mr/Miss Cousland welcome back! We... missed you!

Human Noble: It ends tonight!

Riordan just as he is about to jump onto the Archdemon's back

Riordan: I am the leaf on the wind, watch how I soar!

Male Human Noble to Howe after defeating him in dungeon

Human Noble: Mercy is the mark of a great man

*Human Noble stabs Howe once*

Human Noble: Guess I'm just a good man

*Human Noble stabs Howe again*

Human Noble: Well I'm alright!

Alastair to corpse of Warden at the funeral after Warden sacrificed self for Ferelden

Alastair: I will see you again, but not yet, not yet

Wynne to Warden regarding Leliana

Wynne: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're
going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for
child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Speech Alastair should have done on the march to Denerim for final battle

Alastair: Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at
all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us,
on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong-luh mah?


Party banter involving Leliana, Alastair and Zevran

Leliana: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Alastair: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!

Zevran: I could stand to hear a little more

Ulrich Cousland (my Human Noble Warden) meeting Loghain outside his tent at Ostagar

Loghain: And you are?
Ulrich: Well, I am, um
Loghain: You've forgotten, or your name is Ser Um?
Ulrich: Ulrich Cousland from Highever
Loghain: I'd forget as well, what a mouthful

Party after Ulrich Cousland has defeated Loghain in duel at Landsmeet

*party members and Eamon standing over the fallen Loghain*
Eamon: You have been weighed
Morrigan: You have been measured
Alastair: And you have absolutely...
Sten: Been found wanting..
Ulrich: Welcome to the new world. Maker save you, if it is right he should do so

[Vicious]

Archonsg wrote...

During the fight against Howe:

pc: My name is xxxx Cousland, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

This, a horrifically missed opportunity that it wasn't in there.

[tallon1982]

PC while escaping Fort Drakon
"Come out to Denerim, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Landsmeet -

Alistair: I have a request.

Loghain: What idiot put you in charge?

Alistair: You did. When you murdered Calian. Now everybody's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.

Modifié par tallon1982, 02 janvier 2010 - 03:13 .

[Squiggles1334]

I wanted to tell Bevin: "You'll poke your eye out, kid."

[Sialater]

tallon1982 wrote...

Speaking of Howe lol

"It's mine my own...my precious"

And I think the counting game of kills between Oghren and Zevran would have been amusing :innocent:

One of Zev's battle comments is, "Shall we keep score?"

[Sialater]

gotthammer wrote...

(not from a movie, but...)

Morrigan (after 'suffering a concussion' post-battle): *proceeds to Cone of Cold PC and beat him/her up* "Officer Aeryn Sun. Special Peacekeeper commando, Icarion Company, Pleisar Regiment. Identify yourself."

A lesser injury kit should fix that small identity crisis. LMAO

[tallon1982]

Sialater wrote...

tallon1982 wrote...

Speaking of Howe lol

"It's mine my own...my precious"

And I think the counting game of kills between Oghren and Zevran would have been amusing :innocent:

One of Zev's battle comments is, "Shall we keep score?"

I didn't know that. I don't tend to use Zev a lot but I'll have to see if he says it the next time I throw him in the group.

[Sialater]

I really want Oghren to reply with a number. I REALLY want that. It would just make my day.

[ozenglish]

Loghain to Male PC Warrior at Landsmeet: I see you have a sword. And I see it is as long as mine, let us see how well you handle it.

All I really want to hear is someone say about Andrastes Ashes. If Timothy Leary was here, I'd bet he would smoke em.

Modifié par ozenglish, 02 janvier 2010 - 05:05 .

[Sialater]

Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien wrote...

Howe to Human Noble PC when entering the room in his Dungeon

Howe: Mr/Miss Cousland welcome back! We... missed you!

Human Noble: It ends tonight!

Riordan just as he is about to jump onto the Archdemon's back

Riordan: I am the leaf on the wind, watch how I soar!

Male Human Noble to Howe after defeating him in dungeon

Human Noble: Mercy is the mark of a great man

*Human Noble stabs Howe once*

Human Noble: Guess I'm just a good man

*Human Noble stabs Howe again*

Human Noble: Well I'm alright!

Alastair to corpse of Warden at the funeral after Warden sacrificed self for Ferelden

Alastair: I will see you again, but not yet, not yet

Wynne to Warden regarding Leliana

Wynne: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're
going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for
child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Speech Alastair should have done on the march to Denerim for final battle

Alastair: Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at
all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us,
on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong-luh mah?


Party banter involving Leliana, Alastair and Zevran

Leliana: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Alastair: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!

Zevran: I could stand to hear a little more

Ulrich Cousland (my Human Noble Warden) meeting Loghain outside his tent at Ostagar

Loghain: And you are?
Ulrich: Well, I am, um
Loghain: You've forgotten, or your name is Ser Um?
Ulrich: Ulrich Cousland from Highever
Loghain: I'd forget as well, what a mouthful

Party after Ulrich Cousland has defeated Loghain in duel at Landsmeet

*party members and Eamon standing over the fallen Loghain*
Eamon: You have been weighed
Morrigan: You have been measured
Alastair: And you have absolutely...
Sten: Been found wanting..
Ulrich: Welcome to the new world. Maker save you, if it is right he should do so

The fact that these all fit so well indicates the writing team was successful in borrowing Whedonese.

[Bear Pusher]

NPC to elf/dwarf pc



Aren't you a little short for a Grey Warden?

[tallon1982]

[One of the girls at The Pearl and Alistair are staring at each other across the room]

PC Warden: [snaps fingers] Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.

Alistair: But I am the Chosen One.

[Warden smacks him on the head with the newspaper]

Alistair: Sorry... kidding!

[Squiggles1334]

Bear Pusher wrote...

NPC to elf/dwarf pc

Aren't you a little short for a Grey Warden?

Already in the game, though as a dialog option to say to Anora wearing guard armor.

[NvVanity]

PC (to Sten): How tall are you!?

Sten: Six feet.

PC: Damn! I didn't know they stacked **** that high!



Loghain Sergeant: Bloody hell we surrender!

PC: Well i'm sure you heard about us right?

Loghain Sergeant: Yes!

PC: And you know we're not in the prisoner takin' business we're in the killin' traitor's business. And business, is a boom'in.



Gauntlet Ghost Lady: The smallest lark can carry it but a man cannot.

PC: 42 (the answer to everything)



Proving Master: Intro-duc-ing the seeker of serenity, protector of Antivan virginity, and enforcer of our maker, the one, the only, GREEEEEYYYY WARDEN!



Marjolaine: Pfft you think you can defeat me? The Divine is Orlesian!

PC: Your divine may be Orlesian but Andraste is Ferelden! (knights tale reference)



PC (to loghain): I didn't expect you to withdraw.

Loghain: Nor me, though it happens.

[Lord Abrasion]

Sword & Shield specced Warden, before tanking a boss: "This calls for a special blend of psychology and extreme violence."

------------
The Warden and a few of the companions are sitting around the campfire.

Alistair: [stands up] Why don't you like me?
Morrigan: 'Cause you are a whiney bastard.
Alistair: Morrigan, I'm being serious.
Morrigan: So am I. You are a whiney bastard and we all hate you.
Alistair: [chuckles and places hands on hips] I find that very difficult to believe.
Morrigan: You wish to bet on it? I'll put down five silver.
Zevran: Yes, I will too.
Warden: Count me in.

------------
Alistair and Morrigan are arguing over who gets which tent at the new camp site.

Morrigan: Tis my tent!
Alistair: No, it's my tent!
Morrigan: [Dumps a backpack full of her clothes on the bedroll] No! See? It must be my tent, 'cause all my unmentionables are here!
Alistair: [after picking the clothes up and throwing them out of the tent] No they're not, Morrigan!
[Morrigan snaps her fingers and lights the bedroll on fire]
Alistair: Oh, that's just perfect, now what are we going to do?
Morrigan, Alistair: [Rushing out of the tent] Leliana! Your bedroll's on fire!
Leliana: [Coming out of a tent] Hm? Which one is mine?
[Sees flaming tent]
Leliana: Oh no!

Modifié par Lord Abrasion, 02 janvier 2010 - 09:18 .

[Kimarous]

Warden: Oh, my decision? I think we've seen how effective my decisions have been. Let's re-cap. I lead a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archaeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or murder of the royal family, not to mention personally delivering the most powerful force known to man into the hands of a mercenary nutcase who's probably gonna sell it to the Divine! Have I left anything out?!

Alistar: Well, you did set the camp on fire and drop us down that big hole.

Warden: Thank you! Thank you very much!

[Biowareian]

ItsTakenStopAsking wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

During the fight against Howe:

pc: My name is xxxx Cousland, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

This, oh god this.

If this was an actual convo option i might have squealed with delight

I was looking for this option!!  I really thought it would be there.

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

NvVanity wrote...

Proving Master: Intro-duc-ing the seeker of serenity, protector of Antivan virginity, and enforcer of our maker, the one, the only, GREEEEEYYYY WARDEN!

Marjolaine: Pfft you think you can defeat me? The Divine is Orlesian!
PC: Your divine may be Orlesian but Andraste is Ferelden! (knights tale reference)

PC (to loghain): I didn't expect you to withdraw.
Loghain: Nor me, though it happens.

Your good, your very good...

Warden, Oghren, Zevran and Leliana in a tavern singing

Party: He's blond, he's pissed, he'll see you in the landsmeet, Alastair, Alastair! He's blond, he's tanned, he comes from Ferelden, he comes from Ferelden! Ferelden, Ferelden, Ferelden.... Ferelden, Ferelden, Ferelden...

Modifié par Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien, 02 janvier 2010 - 12:46 .

[tallon1982]

Blending two different quotes here hehe



PC Warden to the Soldier in the pub



-waves hand- We aren' the Grey Wardens you're looking for. You want to go run naked in the wilds and rethink your life.