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[BHRamsay]

Marjolaine: You didn't think Killing me was going to be that easy did you?



Leliana: You know what ... for a second or two, yeah I think I did.

[SnakeStrike8]

Ohhh, I have one!



(Before the assault on darkspawn occupied Denerim):



PC: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;

Or close the wall up with our Ferelden dead.

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man

As modest stillness and humility:

But when the blast of war blows in our ears,

Then imitate the action of the tiger;

Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,

Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;

Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;

Let pry through the portage of the head

Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it

As fearfully as doth a galled rock

O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,

Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.

Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,

Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit

To his full height. On, on, you noblest Ferelden.

Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!

Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,

Have in these parts from morn till even fought

And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:

Dishonour not your mothers; now attest

That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.

Be copy now to men of grosser blood,

And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,

Whose limbs were made in the Bannorn, show us here

The mettle of your pasture; let us swear

That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;

For there is none of you so mean and base,

That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.

I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,

Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:

Follow your spirit, and upon this charge

Cry 'Maker for Alistair, Ferelden, and Andraste!'

[Stuffy38]

After drinking the tainted blood and becoming a Grey Warden:



Duncan - How do you feel?

PC - I hold up my hands and go like this.

[Stuffy38]

SnakeStrike8 wrote...
PC: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,

Change that to "Mabari" and I reckon you're on a winner there.

[Stuffy38]

Lord Abrasion wrote...
Alistair and Morrigan are arguing over who gets which tent at the new camp site.

Morrigan: Tis my tent!
Alistair: No, it's my tent!
Morrigan: [Dumps a backpack full of her clothes on the bedroll] No! See? It must be my tent, 'cause all my unmentionables are here!
Alistair: [after picking the clothes up and throwing them out of the tent] No they're not, Morrigan!
[Morrigan snaps her fingers and lights the bedroll on fire]
Alistair: Oh, that's just perfect, now what are we going to do?
Morrigan, Alistair: [Rushing out of the tent] Leliana! Your bedroll's on fire!
Leliana: [Coming out of a tent] Hm? Which one is mine?
[Sees flaming tent]
Leliana: Oh no!

Later:
Leliana: I'm glad Morrigan and Alistair told me my bedroll was on fire, otherwise I would have fallen asleep and burnt to death.


Young Ones FTW.

[Kimarous]

Not really a "movie" quote, but still...



Goldanna: "Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed. There ain't nothing in this world for free. I know I can't slow down, I can't hold back, though you know, I wish I could. No there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good."

[tallon1982]

While at Fort Drakon and talking to the jail guard to escape.



"How about I give you the finger and you give me my messenger?"

[ozenglish]

PC when injured: You utter, utter utter utter B*stard!!



Go Vivian from the Young Ones.



Or Alistair to Wynne when she has a go at him about his socks.

"Like wow man, freaking me out, my sock crawled out of my back pack!"

[Jakia]

Oh dear. I have a pile of quotes saved up. Let me look through them.



Male PC to Alistair: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Alistair. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for the Maker to let us die.



Fem!PC: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my tent?"

Zevran: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Fem!PC: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."



Leliana: (pointing to a pink frilly dress) "Say, look at the fluffy one!"

Morrigan: "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink."

Male!PC: "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Alistair, can I have money for a slinky dress?"

Zevran: "I'll chip in."

Morrigan: (to Zevran) "I can hurt you."



(after landsmeet)

Fem!PC:"Are you in pain?"

Alistair: (who fought Loghain) "Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know. Right here."

Fem!PC: "I saw."

Alistair: "Don't care much for the royal life. Too rough."

Fem!PC: "It wasn't entirely a disaster."

Alistair: "I got stabbed! Right here!"



PC: (to Morrigan) Cut her down.

Templar: But she's a Witch!

PC: Yes, but she's *our* witch. I said cut her down.



Alistair (now king, having dumped fem!PC): It never would have worked out between us.

Fem!PC: Keep telling yourself that, darling.



Zevran: Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you can never predict when they are going to do something incredibly...(looks at Alistair) stupid.



Morrigan: Have you not met Alistair? He's noble, heroic. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half souls. And did I happen to mention... he's in love. With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony.

[tallon1982]

Warden: Why do you fear the past? You are Maric's heir, not Maric himself. You are not bound to his fate.

Alistair: The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness.

Warden: Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.



Oghren: Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in the Deep Roads who still draws breath.



Narrator: The battle of Denerim is over; the battle for Thedas is about to begin.

[fantasypisces]

tallon1982 wrote...

Warden: Why do you fear the past? You are Maric's heir, not Maric himself. You are not bound to his fate.
Alistair: The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness.
Warden: Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.

Oghren: Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in the Deep Roads who still draws breath.

Narrator: The battle of Denerim is over; the battle for Thedas is about to begin.

Perfect, absolutely perfect!
Bravo

[SnakeStrike8]

Stuffy38 wrote...

SnakeStrike8 wrote...
PC: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,

Change that to "Mabari" and I reckon you're on a winner there.

D'ouch! How could I have missed that?!

[vaelinaeruil]

[PC to Leliana, First Kiss]
PC: Gimme some sugar, baby!

[Alistair has just become King and is starting to feel his oats!  He grabs the NobleFemPC and dips her.]
Alistair: Hail to the King, baby!

[Prior to the Landsmeet, The Grey Warden, Anora and Arl Eamon discuss who shall be king]
Eamon: Alistair should be king.
Grey Warden,Anora: Surely you can't be serious!
Eamon: [looks both in the eyes] I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley.

[The Battle against the Archdemon Rages is about to begin as the Grey Warden and his allies near the door to the roof.  A side door opens and Arl Eamon appears]
Eamon: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
[Door closes]
[The fight is in full swing and the door down into the castle opens, Arl Eamon appears]
Eamon: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Taiyama]

vaelinaeruil wrote...

[PC to Leliana, First Kiss]
PC: Gimme some sugar, baby!

[Alistair has just become King and is starting to feel his oats!  He grabs the NobleFemPC and dips her.]
Alistair: Hail to the King, baby!

[Prior to the Landsmeet, The Grey Warden, Anora and Arl Eamon discuss who shall be king]
Eamon: Alistair should be king.
Grey Warden,Anora: Surely you can't be serious!
Eamon: [looks both in the eyes] I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley.

[The Battle against the Archdemon Rages is about to begin as the Grey Warden and his allies near the door to the roof.  A side door opens and Arl Eamon appears]
Eamon: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
[Door closes]
[The fight is in full swing and the door down into the castle opens, Arl Eamon appears]
Eamon: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

You, Sir, are awesome. Gotta love Airplane! +10 internetz for you.

[vaelinaeruil]

Hehe ty   Then you'll like this I hope lol

[Ted Striker is a soldier in Taeryn Loghain's army unit]
NPC Soldier: My orders came through. My unit moves out of Ostagar tonight. We're flanking the Darkspawn as the Grey Wardens and the King draw them into the trap at 1800 hours.  We're coming in from the North, when the Tower of Ashal signal beacon is lit.
FemaleElf: When will the battle be over?
NPC Soldier: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

*** SMALL SPOILER from Redcliffe side quest ***


[The Grey Warden has convinced the little boy hiding in the closet in Redcliffe to return to the Chantry's safety, where he meets Bann Teagan]
Bann Teagan: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[Thinking to himself]
Alistair: I've got to concentrate...
[his thoughts echo]
Alistair: concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Fighting for the Grey Wardens... Alistair ... Alistair... Alistair...

[BloodRaith]

Howe, or any baddie: "AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!"

Dog: "WOOF!"

PC: "And Scooby Doo too!:D"

Rest of the party: <_<

[Nemesis Shield]

Just before the battle the beginning of the battle of Ostagar, instead of saying "For Ferelden!", King Cailin should say: "THIS IS FERELDEN!!!"



Then, after the battle, Alastair should say: "Game over, man, game over. What are we gonna do now, man?!"



Whenever Sten or Oghren are equipped with a really big two-handed weapon, they should say: "I like to keep this handy - for close encounters!"



In general, Sten should just go around saying: "Get these *bleep* darkspawn off my *bleep* plane!"

[Gabriel-all-the-way]

Archonsg wrote...

During the fight against Howe:

pc: My name is xxxx Cousland, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

Howe: No... I am your father....

PC:  NOOOOOOO

[Herr Uhl]

Gabriel-all-the-way wrote...
Howe: No... I am your father....

PC:  NOOOOOOO

Eleanor got around in her youth.

[zombieapocalypso]

Biowareian wrote...

ItsTakenStopAsking wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

During the fight against Howe:

pc: My name is xxxx Cousland, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

This, oh god this.

If this was an actual convo option i might have squealed with delight

I was looking for this option!!  I really thought it would be there.

Yes please!!!  And can I add how thrilled I was when I got the dialogue option "Sten tear his arms off". . .I always thought there was a slight fezzikness about the qunari.

[Zafireria]

I have some few to add, lets see if I fail, lol.

(after having bed with Alistair or Zevran)
Alistair "waking up in bed" She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. "grins" I was used! Cool!

(can be said with anyone, just took Wynne because of her age, lol)
Alistair "How old are you?"
Wynne: "Oh please...!"
Alistair: "If I had to guess by your eyes. I'd say you were fifty."
Wynne: "If I had to guess by your eyes. I'd say you were kind."

(I am an Alistair fan, this is just a joke)
Alistair "I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!"

Alistair "You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!"
Morrigan "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."

Modifié par Zafireria, 08 janvier 2010 - 08:19 .

[Sialater]

Zafireria wrote...


Alistair "You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!"
Morrigan "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."

The rest of that conversation also fits. 

Morrigan:  "The female of the species is more deadly than the male."

[Zafireria]

Sialater wrote...

Zafireria wrote...


Alistair "You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!"
Morrigan "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."

The rest of that conversation also fits. 

Morrigan:  "The female of the species is more deadly than the male."

And we continue with
Alistair "I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them"

Or we use the

Alistair "Oh.... Does it hurt?"

[Chas1024]

Wynne to male PC: "Is that a great sword in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"