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[robertthebard]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Bomfy wrote...
Sadly there's nothing that can be done about it, the twins thing is hardwired in. 

Seriously though, I don't really understand this quest to 'deflower' as many girls as possible.  Most guys that do that are the ones that take off after and cause all sorts of lovely issues for the girls.  Maybe I'm just not a cool enough guy?  I'd rather go on a hunt for contortionists and gymnasts instead of virgins.

That's all just a legend ya know? What do you think a gymnast will do? The smae thing as any other girl, that's what. You're just setting yourself up for dissapointment.

That said, there is a certain appeal virgins have...altouhg I won't go into that here.

Now I understand why you like Alistair so much.

[LynxAQ]

robertthebard wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Bomfy wrote...
Sadly there's nothing that can be done about it, the twins thing is hardwired in. 

Seriously though, I don't really understand this quest to 'deflower' as many girls as possible.  Most guys that do that are the ones that take off after and cause all sorts of lovely issues for the girls.  Maybe I'm just not a cool enough guy?  I'd rather go on a hunt for contortionists and gymnasts instead of virgins.

That's all just a legend ya know? What do you think a gymnast will do? The smae thing as any other girl, that's what. You're just setting yourself up for dissapointment.

That said, there is a certain appeal virgins have...altouhg I won't go into that here.

Now I understand why you like Alistair so much.

Haha, +1 to the side of good!

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

robertthebard wrote...

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

Bomfy wrote...
Sadly there's nothing that can be done about it, the twins thing is hardwired in. 

Seriously though, I don't really understand this quest to 'deflower' as many girls as possible.  Most guys that do that are the ones that take off after and cause all sorts of lovely issues for the girls.  Maybe I'm just not a cool enough guy?  I'd rather go on a hunt for contortionists and gymnasts instead of virgins.

That's all just a legend ya know? What do you think a gymnast will do? The smae thing as any other girl, that's what. You're just setting yourself up for dissapointment.

That said, there is a certain appeal virgins have...altouhg I won't go into that here.

Now I understand why you like Alistair so much.

And at the same time why he hates Morrigan so much

[AsheraII]

She *could* be, and at the same time, *may not* be. She refers to the subject at some point, yes, but even then she's so extremely vague about it, that you may draw any conclusion from it and still be completely wrong. There's absolutely nothing "between the lines" during that conversation. It is only a statement that she has met men in her past, without a single reference to what she actually did with them.

But anyhow, it doesn't matter much, does it?

[jon 45]

AsheraII wrote...
She refers to the subject at some point, yes, but even then she's so extremely vague about it, that you may draw any conclusion from it and still be completely wrong. There's absolutely nothing "between the lines" during that conversation. It is only a statement that she has met men in her past, without a single reference to what she actually did with them.
 

No she says "I have been with men physically". You really have to go through some awesome mental contortions for that to be anything other than an acknowledgement of her having had sex before.

[CREinstein]

Baher of Glory wrote...

Ubasti wrote...

...unless she thinks seducing means disapprove of most they do, never try to tell them they are good at what they're doing and never want to know anything about them...

Hmmm...

if I would not know, that this is the DA:O board, I could think you described the common girl next door...



Ubasti wrote..

"The thing is, that to me it seems most men want to get seduced first"


Huh? Who said that??

I to prefer women to make the first moves, indicating desire. Makes everything more fun then

[Basher of Glory]

CREinstein wrote...

Baher of Glory wrote...

Ubasti wrote...

...unless she thinks seducing means disapprove of most they do, never try to tell them they are good at what they're doing and never want to know anything about them...

Hmmm...

if I would not know, that this is the DA:O board, I could think you described the common girl next door...



Ubasti wrote..

"The thing is, that to me it seems most men want to get seduced first"


Huh? Who said that??

I to prefer women to make the first moves, indicating desire. Makes everything more fun then

Now it seems to become a definition thing

As a matter of fact: Women ALWAYS do the first move and if they are "good", they make the men believe it was converse. But that's common knowledge.

For me there is a difference between "first move" and "seduction".
But ok: If you take it basically, then it is certainly a seduction, although a very short one.
In common speech "seduction" is somewhat longer then a mere impulse.
I argue, that the initial impulse is enough for the vast majority of men.

[CREinstein]

Me in 12th grade:
Fit (I walked to school in highschool, about 10 miles, over an hour and half, with school backpack, plus down-below)
In military already (Joined Split-Op program, between senior and junior year I did first half of training, then last half after graduating)
Attractive (My sister confided that I had a hot butt cause all her friends could not quit commenting about it, frustrated her, lol)

but alas I was also:

Nerdy Smart (As in I could not understand how to hit on women, and was always pleased when a gal started asking me out, lol... plus all that math science, history knowledge, reading books at 1500 words per minute... etc)

Like when word got around I was single then suddenly in one day (after a period of allowing me to not be feeling intruded upon or something?) I got asked out by three separate gals...


The moral of this story, some guys need to be asked out because they, like me, do not know any better!

Modifié par CREinstein, 02 janvier 2010 - 04:39 .

[Maria Caliban]

jon 45 wrote...

No she says "I have been with men physically". You really have to go through some awesome mental contortions for that to be anything other than an acknowledgement of her having had sex before.

Obviously, she meant that she's been in the same area as men. Morrigan is worried you might not know this fact.

[CREinstein]

I think she meant to say "I have been A man physically." as in she shapechanged? But got nervous admitting it so changed it in the last second, wishing to hide her secret ability?

[Ryngard]

Yeah I'll pass on both virgin girls and twin sisters. No thanks!

[NiNakaWarrior]

Frist thing that came to mind:
Morrigan is as much a virgin as my little pinky here is the queen of Ferelden

Nah, it can always be so, but I don't really see the point in that..

[SeanMurphy2]

When you first meet Morrigan in the Wilds. She is curious, dramatic and confident.



I can imagine her in the same way approaching an attractive guy who wanders into the Wilds. She is curious about the wider world and the different experiences she can have. But feels comfortable and safe in the Wilds.

[Lotion Soronarr]

robertthebard wrote...
Now I understand why you like Alistair so much.

OUCH! Should have seen that coming.

At least I'm not the recipient orf Zevrans "rear assasinations" like you. You like that man-sausage, don't you?
Tell you what - you can have both Zev and Al. Do what you want with them.

Now excuse me, I'm going to my tent to write a diary...with Leli's help.<3 And I do not want to be disturbed!

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

Now we know why you hate Loghain so much as well, your an Orlesian supporter

[robertthebard]

Lotion Soronnar wrote...

robertthebard wrote...
Now I understand why you like Alistair so much.

OUCH! Should have seen that coming.

At least I'm not the recipient orf Zevrans "rear assasinations" like you. You like that man-sausage, don't you?
Tell you what - you can have both Zev and Al. Do what you want with them.

Now excuse me, I'm going to my tent to write a diary...with Leli's help.<3 And I do not want to be disturbed!

This just in:  Alistair announces plans to marry Zevran, news at 11.

[CREinstein]

11oclock news is also reporting robertthebard is ali and Zevrans love child, no clue who is the mother and who is the father, blood magic suspected!

[Basher of Glory]

I'd really like to know, how many *true* virgins some of the guys here who think, that Morrigan is one, have met.


Maybe I see it to strong from a European point of view and it is really different in the US.

At least I never heard a "virgin" say things like:
1) "I have my (sexual) needs, you have yours and when we have time we can help each other"
2) "...and Alistair, it won't be as bad as you imagine...you will be pleased!"
3) "Now I know, that all the stories about the "strength" of the Wardens are not just rumours!"
and so on.

In my games she said that kind of stuff either to the PC or to Alistair. I used my words now, but as analogously as possible.

*True* virgins say stuff like

1)   I didn't know that it hurts so much
2)   I was afraid it will hurt but it didn't
3)   I thought it would be bigger
4)   I never thought it would be soooo big
5)   I'm sure I made every possible mistake, didn't I?
6)   Is it always like this? I mean, c'mon...30 seconds, that's it?
7)   Do you despise me now?
8)   Was it your first time, too?
9)   Ack, that was disgusting!
10) Wow, I never imagined, that it is SOOO good!
11 - ?


For me, Morrigan seemed to be very experienced, although only in regard of the physical aspects, not in regard of her social behaviour.

Modifié par Baher of Glory, 03 janvier 2010 - 04:12 .

[AsheraII]

Many a virgin is more likely to say one of your first 3 lines than one of your last 10. These days, many girls don't want to be called "inexperienced" by their friends and pretend to be experienced, just the same thing as with guys really.

At the same time, there's girls who like to pretend being a virgin outward because they believe it fits their image. So whatever a girl says, believe it as you like, or not. The truth is with her, and she won't tell you if she doesn't want to share it.

[CREinstein]

Naw you know you have a virgin by the lack of hip movements from them, they are pretty much reliant upon you the majority of the time, not knowing how to increase their pleasure (and yours)

[Astranagant]

I didn't expect when registering that Bioware's official forum would actually have a thread where a person adamantly claims to know Morrigan's entire sexual history AND suggest that she should commit an act of beastiality in-game. Bravo, internets, bravo. *slow clapping*

[Squiggles1334]

This thread still really delivers. 5 stars!

[CREinstein]

I never once said she and dog had relationships when you leave them both in camp, never once mind you!

[robertthebard]

CREinstein wrote...

11oclock news is also reporting robertthebard is ali and Zevrans love child, no clue who is the mother and who is the father, blood magic suspected!

Nah, if I was related to Alistair, I'd have drowned him.  It would be an interesting case study, however, not only considering being the love child of two males, but also being born older than both of them put together.  Time to hide from all the scientists, I think.

[MassEffect762]

Morrigan a virgin, LMAO.