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Why the Fury > Valkyrie (IMHO)


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megawug

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While there is debate whether the Fury or Valkyrie is better in combat, in terms of fashion, the clear winner is the Fury.

The Fury has a better outfit, while tech armor makes the Valkyrie look fat.  I solicited a second (woman's) opinion, and she stated that the Valkyrie looked "sort of" fat.  QED.
:lol:

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paincanbefun

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lol, fat

who knows what the fury looks like under the hood? could be disturbing.

both are pretty rad to play

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Mozts

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Fat for some. Out here, we like some stuff to grab. And there is a name for man like that: Heterosexuals.

Enjoy your french fries ladies!:D

Modifié par Mozts, 28 octobre 2012 - 04:24 .


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The Valkyrie isn't fat, she's well rounded. And that tech armour is fashionable.

Besides, the Fury isn't even willing to take off that mask and show her face.

Modifié par blaaaaaaaaaarg, 28 octobre 2012 - 04:33 .


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Asebstos

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paincanbefun wrote...

lol, fat

who knows what the fury looks like under the hood? could be disturbing.

both are pretty rad to play

Fury has extreme butter face, its why she wears a mask AND a hood.

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Guys, I'm not saying the valk is fat. I'm saying TA makes her look bulky. Clothes that make a woman look fat is a total fashion faux pas.  Capisce?
:whistle:

Modifié par megawug, 28 octobre 2012 - 04:35 .


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Tallgeese_VII

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I know this is joke thread, but I have to say I like Fury more too.
Not because of her outfit.. but simply Darkchannel gives me one more option to how to engage enemy.

They both still need bigger knockers.

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When Tech Armour is activated, the Valkyrie looks like she is possessed by the Collectors...and she does kinda look a bit fat.

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blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...
Besides, the Fury isn't even willing to take off that mask and show her face.


It's Tali from ME1 all over again.

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I thought the Fury was a cyborg...?

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There is nothing humble about this opinion.

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megawug wrote...

Guys, I'm not saying the valk is fat. I'm saying TA makes her look bulky. Clothes that make a woman look fat is a total fashion faux pas.  Capisce?
:whistle:


As I said, TA is fashionable. And much less cliche than the Fury's hood.

Also, it makes her glow. Literally.

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Wowky wrote...

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...
Besides, the Fury isn't even willing to take off that mask and show her face.


It's Tali from ME1 all over again.


At least Tali had an awesome accent. I'd be satisfied if the Fury was at least Russian.

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AF is activated for cosmetic reasons. They look better surrounded by black smoke.

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blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...

Wowky wrote...

blaaaaaaaaaarg wrote...
Besides, the Fury isn't even willing to take off that mask and show her face.


It's Tali from ME1 all over again.


At least Tali had an awesome accent. I'd be satisfied if the Fury was at least Russian.



Oh she's definately Russian and the Valkyrie is a buxom Viking

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I dunno. I prefer the look of the Valkyrie over the Fury. The tech armor kinda looks like the Valkyrie means business. However it seems to me that BW has cloned Miranda's ass and put it on the Fury...

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Yup, the Fury can teleport through walls, kill enemies without needing a heavy weapon, detonate BE's faster. And the whole time look good doing it.

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Daihannya wrote...

Yup, the Fury can teleport through walls


I beg to differ.  Tried to escape a Brute once and DID NOT teleport through a wall.  I also tried to teleport outside but due to a slight miscalculation, I ended up hitting the wall next to said opening and ended up trapping myself to die.

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warp > throw

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Mozts wrote...

Fat for some. Out here, we like some stuff to grab. And there is a name for man like that: Heterosexuals.


+1

This is becoming my signature.

(If for whatever reason you have a problem with that, feel free to message me.)

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she's a sentinel not an adept.

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Asebstos wrote...

paincanbefun wrote...

lol, fat

who knows what the fury looks like under the hood? could be disturbing.

both are pretty rad to play

Fury has extreme butter face, its why she wears a mask AND a hood.


She has to wear the mask because otherwise she would die from her own annhilation field.

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100RenegadePoints wrote...

Asebstos wrote...

paincanbefun wrote...

lol, fat

who knows what the fury looks like under the hood? could be disturbing.

both are pretty rad to play

Fury has extreme butter face, its why she wears a mask AND a hood.


She has to wear the mask because otherwise she would die from her own annhilation field.


... also, if she took the mask off, the rest of the team would be so distracted by her beauty, that everyone would wipe at the begining of wave 1, and she'd have to carry the team... 









... and we already have that problem with Asari and Quarians :P

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paincanbefun wrote...
who knows what the fury looks like under the hood? could be disturbing.

-takes of Fury's helmet- It's a volus? How does that? Stupid messed up Mass Effect universe.

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Fury is David Bowie.