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Runeldi

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When you return to the Elven Alienage a war vet asks for money. If you give him some coin it triggers additional scenes in the Alienage where the vet gathers more and more people. At one point there is a huge crowd and one of the options is "Everyone here is a war vet?". To which the vet replies that there are a lot of people who are down on their luck. The next option I picked simply said "Even that guy in the expensive clothes?" The cutscene stopped, panned over and an elf in expensive clothes shrugged and said "Me? I am not a beggar, I was just told some sod was handing out free coin, sorry." and leaves.

Almost cried I was laughing so hard.

Modifié par Runeldi, 02 janvier 2010 - 08:01 .


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One time, we all got naked to pass the fire to the urn, and I ran up, too quickly apparently. The cutscene started and Alistair, while talking, was in flame and he made a horrible face and jolted and titled his head back due to the fire, I guess he stood in it when the armor came back on?

It scared me at first, like some exorcism thing, but then I had to burst out laughing.

Modifié par TSW_Sweet_symphony, 02 janvier 2010 - 08:12 .


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Jory's death. More specifically, my rogue's uncharacteristically horrishocked face... probably at how Jory seemed to bleed out in record time. I know it was supposed to be dramatic, but I couldn't help but burst out laughing.



Also, after the first sex scene with Zevran. I looked up and noticed Alistair giving my elf this cold stare through his templar helm. Gee, Alistair. If you wanted him so badly, you should have made your move sooner.

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Runeldi wrote...

When you return to the Elven Alienage a war vet asks for money. If you give him some coin it triggers additional scenes in the Alienage where the vet gathers more and more people. At one point there is a huge crowd and one of the options is "Everyone here is a war vet?". To which the vet replies that there are a lot of people who are down on their luck. The next option I picked simply said "Even that guy in the expensive clothes?" The cutscene stopped, panned over and an elf in expensive clothes shrugged and said "Me? I am not a beggar, I was just told some sod was handing out free coin, sorry." and leaves.

Almost cried I was laughing so hard.


*dies* I NEVER actually saw how that entire scenario played out.  I always stopped when the 'orphan' showed up.

But now... I think I want to see this with my own eyes. xD

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MorningBird wrote...

Runeldi wrote...

When you return to the Elven Alienage a war vet asks for money. If you give him some coin it triggers additional scenes in the Alienage where the vet gathers more and more people. At one point there is a huge crowd and one of the options is "Everyone here is a war vet?". To which the vet replies that there are a lot of people who are down on their luck. The next option I picked simply said "Even that guy in the expensive clothes?" The cutscene stopped, panned over and an elf in expensive clothes shrugged and said "Me? I am not a beggar, I was just told some sod was handing out free coin, sorry." and leaves.

Almost cried I was laughing so hard.


*dies* I NEVER actually saw how that entire scenario played out.  I always stopped when the 'orphan' showed up.

But now... I think I want to see this with my own eyes. xD


This is by far my favorite part of the entire game.  Every time I play through I donate the max money to all the beggars just to hear them all talk, they earn it.  It's hilarious!  I save right before and play out every conversation posibility lol.

The other one, as mentioned, is the kiss-reward in the Redcliff bar.  Using a dwarf PC (she bends over and grabs your head) and getting her to kiss you twice ("where's my hero's welcome" and then the reward) in the same conversation with twice the "stare" scenes is priceless.  I even make sure i take the two times -10 Lelianna hits to pay for it (plenty of Lielianna gifts to make up for it later).  I replay it over and over for my two sons to watch as we roll on the floor.

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daver321 wrote...

This is by far my favorite part of the entire game.  Every time I play through I donate the max money to all the beggars just to hear them all talk, they earn it.  It's hilarious!  I save right before and play out every conversation posibility lol.


lol, Good to know this scene comes highly recommended.  I will definately check it out when the Alienage becomes accessable!

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Though likely intended to be humorous, dog's bluffing through Fort Drakon after starting the "captured" quest line; the clown cloths, Oghren's talk about "polishing the blade" and "pike twirling".



How the high dragons play toss and catch with a party member is worth some chuckles.




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Biowareian wrote...

Though likely intended to be humorous, dog's bluffing through Fort Drakon after starting the "captured" quest line; the clown cloths, Oghren's talk about "polishing the blade" and "pike twirling".

How the high dragons play toss and catch with a party member is worth some chuckles.


What is this about clown clothes? And are you talking about two high dragons "playing ball" with a character? Because then that would indeed make me laugh instead of going "Gah! Forcefield! Now!"

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friedsashimi wrote...

Biowareian wrote...

Though likely intended to be humorous, dog's bluffing through Fort Drakon after starting the "captured" quest line; the clown cloths, Oghren's talk about "polishing the blade" and "pike twirling".

How the high dragons play toss and catch with a party member is worth some chuckles.


What is this about clown clothes? And are you talking about two high dragons "playing ball" with a character? Because then that would indeed make me laugh instead of going "Gah! Forcefield! Now!"


Oghren/zev, sten/zev, oghren/sten for Fort Drakon prison break and they are in clown attire.

As to the dragon tossing, is in refererance to their "grab and chomp" routine, tends to make me grin.

Modifié par Biowareian, 02 janvier 2010 - 10:04 .


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Lol, I am so glad not the only one to chuckle at Leliana's singing. Poor girl!



If anyone's ever seen the collector's edition outtakes video, you will a) never not laugh at an ogre again, and B) never be able to romance Alistair again.



Watch here

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My, the ogre is loosing some serious cred there... and the bear, wtf is up with the bear? :lol:
Not even mentioning the Alistair romance scene - highly. disturbing.

I had a pretty much unintentionally hilarious moment courtesy of my choice of companions to take on the Sacred Ashes quest - I was taking Morrigan, Zev and Sten, and got to the point where you finally approach the actual, holy-maker-it-DOES-really-exist-and-we-found-it Urn, triumphant music starts playing in the background and it seems to be intended by all means and purposes to be an epic moment for your character.

As the three of them are of course cynical mean ol' brutes, they are not in the slightest impressed by this, Morrigan makes an off-hand sarcastic comment about the Urn, Zev chimes in with "...yeah, I could still use a vase like that for home decoration", then Sten speaks up with "Congratulations..." and I'm like "yes, at least HE is going to applaud my character for actually finding the damn thing!" and he finishes with "... you found a waste basket."
:lol:

I could literally see my character sighing and rolling her eyes... perhaps also shrugging exasperatedly and resting her forehead in her palm the way Cullen does in the mage Origin when he's stumbling over his words.
That should really have been included in the cutscene.

Of course, they weren't really reacting to each other's comments, just delivering each companion's individual standard line in response to finding the Urn, but the way it came together it seemed like they were reeeeeally making a combined effort to bring down the sacred and heroic mood of the scene...

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I can think of only two at the moment. First, the main character's expression of shock in the Human Noble origin when the mother comes out of her room. Looks silly.



And then there's **** slapping Isolde out of the way in order to kill Connor. I dislike her.

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Speaking of Isolde, most of her facial expressions and over-the-top "acting" seemed unintentionally amusing to me...

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I was in camp and talking to Leliana, it went something like this...



Leliana: The stars are out tonight



PC: So? go help Allister make supper



I lol'd :)

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Im sure someone has already said it, and i hope they have as needs to be said again! Leliana breaking into her full orchesteral backed song. HA