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So I have to get a bus tomorrow but I have no idea how "bus laws" work


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Well thanks for all the help, jeez can't ask anything anymore.

It is the internet so I probably should have lowered my expectations.


Yes, I'm sure everyone here was going to genuinely believe you were having a serious panic attack about how to ride the bus. I was riding buses on my own at 10 years old.


But, I'll humor you.

1. Wait at the stop nearest to your house and make sure you are getting on the right bus by checking the bus route map.

2. When it arrives, get on.

3. Pay the driver.

4. Sit down in a seat. The back is the coolest place and totally where it's at. The front is better if you want to get off without falling over and looking silly.

5. When you come to the place you are heading (school, work, shops, doctors etc) you press the bell in plenty of time.

6. The bus stops and you get off. 

Don't forget to thank the driver and have a nice day! :wizard:

Yuuuupppp......the back is where the cool people sit. I don't know if you are ready for that yet Obeded the 2nd hehe

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

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You ring the bell. Its a red button on metal poles.
The bus will then stop and you get off.
Thats how its done in Dundee, if it is done differently in other places I don't know.


Okay but how do I get on? I mean if there are 3 people waiting for diffrent buses how does the guy/girl know to stop when none of those 3 people could be taking the bus?


When you see the bus you need. Go to the edge of the pavemant and the driver will know you want to get on.

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....the **** is a 'bus'?


Totally, man. 

Public transport is for losers. 

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emeraldtrader wrote...

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

MichaelStuart wrote...

You ring the bell. Its a red button on metal poles.
The bus will then stop and you get off.
Thats how its done in Dundee, if it is done differently in other places I don't know.


Okay but how do I get on? I mean if there are 3 people waiting for diffrent buses how does the guy/girl know to stop when none of those 3 people could be taking the bus?


the driver has to stop if there are people there.  all he has to do is open the door and if no one moves then he/she closes door and drives away....easy peasy


Oh okay.
Thanks!

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

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....the **** is a 'bus'?


Something for poor people to get around.
Thus why I haven't used it before.



oh Dayum son! You an ****. 

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

 So as the title says I have to get a bus (due to several factors) but how the hell do I get on the bus? I mean I've seen bus stops but I've never actually gone there myself.
I know it cost £2.00 but when I get where I need to go, how do I get off?

I'm serious here I've never used a bus so what the hell do I do? I need help!!!


Dpn't make eye contact with any passengers, don't attempt any communication with passengers, don't sit next to teenagers and you might just survive...

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DuckSoup wrote...

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Well thanks for all the help, jeez can't ask anything anymore.

It is the internet so I probably should have lowered my expectations.


Yes, I'm sure everyone here was going to genuinely believe you were having a serious panic attack about how to ride the bus. I was riding buses on my own at 10 years old.


But, I'll humor you.

1. Wait at the stop nearest to your house and make sure you are getting on the right bus by checking the bus route map.

2. When it arrives, get on.

3. Pay the driver.

4. Sit down in a seat. The back is the coolest place and totally where it's at. The front is better if you want to get off without falling over and looking silly.

5. When you come to the place you are heading (school, work, shops, doctors etc) you press the bell in plenty of time.

6. The bus stops and you get off. 

Don't forget to thank the driver and have a nice day! :wizard:

Yuuuupppp......the back is where the cool people sit. I don't know if you are ready for that yet Obeded the 2nd hehe


As you go through life I think you'll find out that even if you sit at the back, you're using a bus meaning you're a loser.

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

You obviously don't know me very well.


This is the internet, friend. None of us know each other.

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Okay but how do I get on? I mean if there are 3 people waiting for diffrent buses how does the guy/girl know to stop when none of those 3 people could be taking the bus?


Usually they're on a schedule, so the bus you want will be at a certain time. In addition, they usually have some type of sign on them telling where they go.

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Something for poor people to get around.
Thus why I haven't used it before.


VERY nice, I lolled. +1.

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Bones 6oS wrote...

....the **** is a 'bus'?


Something for poor people to get around.
Thus why I haven't used it before.



Mitt Romney, is that you? ;)

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A bus? You mean those things on wheels hobos live in?

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

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DuckSoup wrote...

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Well thanks for all the help, jeez can't ask anything anymore.

It is the internet so I probably should have lowered my expectations.


Yes, I'm sure everyone here was going to genuinely believe you were having a serious panic attack about how to ride the bus. I was riding buses on my own at 10 years old.


But, I'll humor you.

1. Wait at the stop nearest to your house and make sure you are getting on the right bus by checking the bus route map.

2. When it arrives, get on.

3. Pay the driver.

4. Sit down in a seat. The back is the coolest place and totally where it's at. The front is better if you want to get off without falling over and looking silly.

5. When you come to the place you are heading (school, work, shops, doctors etc) you press the bell in plenty of time.

6. The bus stops and you get off. 

Don't forget to thank the driver and have a nice day! :wizard:

Yuuuupppp......the back is where the cool people sit. I don't know if you are ready for that yet Obeded the 2nd hehe


As you go through life I think you'll find out that even if you sit at the back, you're using a bus meaning you're a loser.


Annnd now we know he's trollin'.

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ReconTeam wrote...

A bus? You mean those things on wheels hobos live in?


That is the describtion of  a bus yes.

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I only know how the American bus system works in the suburbs, but I'd imagine it's similar everywhere. You just wait at the bus stop, and if the bus driver sees you standing there, they're going to assume you're waiting for the bus, so they'll stop and open the door for you, then you get on and pay. Here it's $1.75 for no transfer or $2.00 if you need a transfer to a second bus afterwards. That's really all there is to it. When you need to get off you just pull the yellow string as the bus is approaching the place you want to get off at. Either that or you could just tell the bus driver, either way works I guess.

Modifié par Fidget6, 05 novembre 2012 - 07:59 .


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Cool people drive cars, that their daddys bought them, using fuel that their daddys paid for.

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

As you go through life I think you'll find out that even if you sit at the back, you're using a bus meaning you're a loser.


Wow.

As I said I've never used city buses, but that's a little harsh.

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DuckSoup wrote...

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

modjospinster wrote...

DuckSoup wrote...

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Well thanks for all the help, jeez can't ask anything anymore.

It is the internet so I probably should have lowered my expectations.


Yes, I'm sure everyone here was going to genuinely believe you were having a serious panic attack about how to ride the bus. I was riding buses on my own at 10 years old.


But, I'll humor you.

1. Wait at the stop nearest to your house and make sure you are getting on the right bus by checking the bus route map.

2. When it arrives, get on.

3. Pay the driver.

4. Sit down in a seat. The back is the coolest place and totally where it's at. The front is better if you want to get off without falling over and looking silly.

5. When you come to the place you are heading (school, work, shops, doctors etc) you press the bell in plenty of time.

6. The bus stops and you get off. 

Don't forget to thank the driver and have a nice day! :wizard:

Yuuuupppp......the back is where the cool people sit. I don't know if you are ready for that yet Obeded the 2nd hehe


As you go through life I think you'll find out that even if you sit at the back, you're using a bus meaning you're a loser.


Annnd now we know he's trollin'.




No I'm not.
Just because I'm supirior to you doesn't mean I'm trolling:lol:

jk but I am using the bus tommorow and have no idea how it works.

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Bones 6oS wrote...

....the **** is a 'bus'?


Something for poor people to get around.
Thus why I haven't used it before.




We dont take kindly to rich fok rond here, ya dig.but  i see youve fallin into the grim as a poorin now, so do ya self a favour junior.and get use to eatten such low "quality" of food junior

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HAHAHA!!!!

I. love. this.

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EntropicAngel wrote...

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

As you go through life I think you'll find out that even if you sit at the back, you're using a bus meaning you're a loser.


Wow.

As I said I've never used city buses, but that's a little harsh.


Still true.

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IIDovahChiiefII wrote...

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Bones 6oS wrote...

....the **** is a 'bus'?


Something for poor people to get around.
Thus why I haven't used it before.




We dont take kindly to rich fok rond here, ya dig.but  i see youve fallin into the grim as a poorin now, so do ya self a favour junior.and get use to eatten such low "quality" of food junior


Um, can you say that agin in English please?

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If I may ask.
Why do you need to use a bus anyway.
I find it easier to just walk everywere.

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MichaelStuart wrote...

If I may ask.
Why do you need to use a bus anyway.
I find it easier to just walk everywere.


Yeah I would but it's kind of far away.

And 7 is about the earliest time I can get up.

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Obeded the 2nd wrote...

IIDovahChiiefII wrote...

Obeded the 2nd wrote...

Bones 6oS wrote...

....the **** is a 'bus'?


Something for poor people to get around.
Thus why I haven't used it before.




We dont take kindly to rich fok rond here, ya dig.but  i see youve fallin into the grim as a poorin now, so do ya self a favour junior.and get use to eatten such low "quality" of food junior


Um, can you say that agin in English please?


English is a tone of endearment, that the white man.has shoveled onto all, ya see if ya dig junior youll find the truth