Slimjim0725 wrote...
Jack Crapper wrote...
I'd say Ashen because he is a really good listener. I can talk to him about anything, and he doesn't judge me. He just sits there and listens. I've never met anyone who hasn't stopped me by the time I get to my burning 'rhoids, uncontrollable 'rhea, and sensitive ingrown hair treatments.
If he was a girl, I would have proposed by now. Wait. Are you a girl, Ashen? Cuz I can either get a divorce or become Mormon if so.
So all those talks we had were for nothing? My heart is now broken...
If you were listed, things would be different. I didn't want to derail the thread with my usual remarks.
"Who is your favorite character, and how do you build it?"
"Slimjim is quite the character, and he's well built enough I don't need to mess with it... unless it's dessert time

"
"How do you get the best fire explosions?"
"Flamer + Phase Disruptor. You will ignite enemies like Slimjim ignites my heart, and they will explode just like the rest of my organs do


"
I wanted to stay on topic for once. It is embarassing you caught the one thread for which I did so.