(1) Kai Leng is inevitable
So, we all know from the universally accepted Kai Leng magic gun-stopping powers theory that the Leng magician is a great, desirable state of human being - it is only logical that evolution will eventually transform us into that superior Leng lifeform. After all, that is what evolution does - remove diversity.
To accelerator that process, the Crucible will be configurated to transform all life into the Kai Leng, to create a safe universe without dangerous differences or weakening diversity.
Doubting the Leng? Just ask Mass Effect's lone ruler, Casey Hudson:
(3) Misanthropy
Okay, many a people have been confusonated about certain controversical postings that were commited in the last few sun-cycles, so allow me to clarify:
Humanity is awful! We will never evolve past racial misunderstandings and xenophoby, even though we evolved from tiny cellular beings to big hair-less monkeys! Diversity is bad, and evolution will eventually merge all life in the galaxy, anyway! The only way to create peace is to remove the most dangerous differences. Just ask my fellow misanthrope:
Seival wrote...
...To stop being Alien is to remove the most dangerous differences.
Seival wrote...
I'm afraid that differences can't be accepted.
(#) Evolution
Also, there seems to be much imbroglio concerning how Evolution works! Trust me, I am not a scientist, or a writer, or a sane human being, but I daresay I hold the fundamental truth how evolution works! In fact, my dear confederate Seival knows how to put it best:
See? Because he says that something proves something, his statements holds truth! Evolution removes diversity! Yay!Seival wrote...
[...] only Humans are superior on the Earth. Everything that brought us to this stage was an advantage...
...No other beings on this planet were so successful. Which proves that Evolution's destination is the end of diversity.
Seriously though, where did diversity come from, anyway?
Now, onto my favorite part: The FAQ, where I will attempt as hard as I can not to actually answer any questions!
(?) Humanity deserves to be wiped out by the Reapers
Hear hear! The madgod was struck down, but he quickly rose from the ashes like a glorious phoenix, madder than ever before! And that's not all: The ultimate truth has been bestowed unto him.
That is correct. What the Reapers are doing is for the good of us, us, the awful humans! And anyone who dares judge the Reapers unethical is being a hypocrite!Seival wrote...
Reapers save life. How could they be a threat?...
That is right... humanity is awful, and the best we can hope for is to be wiped out altogether! Amen!Seival wrote...
And who are we to judge that solution? We harm each other, and kill each other even without Catalyst's or synthetics' help each day. Just look around. All those pointless wars, crimes, and accidents which could be easily avoided if we only wanted to. We destroy ourselves, so why can we dare to call the Catalyst's solution "unethical" at first place?
FAQ
Q: But what if I don't want the Leng upgrade?
A: Don't worry! A group of friendly men will shortly arrive by your home and take you to the nearest reservation camp, where you can live among other inferior beings with dangerous thoughts of diversity!
Q: I don't think you have any idea of evolution or DNA.
A: That is not a question.
Q: Have you at least looked up wikipedia before going into long, nonsensical ramblings that would make an Elementary school pupil face palm?
A: Oh, it is because of people like you that the Nuclear bomb was invented.
Q: But even if all differences were gone, wouldn't there still be genetic mutations?
A: Genetic mutants? Don't be silly! That sounds like something from a bad video game or terrible movie, like Star Wars!
Q: What if Leng Upgrade malefunctions and I turn into the abhorrent non-Leng creature??
A: Sadly, such differences can't be accepted in the Lengutopia... we couldn't let you go on, it would be like keeping a timed nuke around.
Q: What is this???
A: A window into the future of human evolution.
Q: What will be on the menu of the future?
A: Cereal.
Q: Didn't Kai Leng get his ass whooped royally by the Shepard?
A: Hahaha, right! Tell me another story of "the Shepard"! Seriously though, everyone knows the mysterious Shepherd figure is only inside Leng's mind, an attempt by the Reapers to indoctrinate him!
Turian Councilor: Ah yes, "Shepard", the non-immortal sentient human allegedly saving the galaxy. We have dismissed that claim.
A: See?
Q: But what about the greymarch? Will it destroy all this madness?
A: Have no worries, in the case of a greymarch I already know the perfect replacement for the old madgod!
Q: In the great Lengutopia, will we all have the same exotic sexual preferences?
A: Don't be silly, of course there will be room for all kinds of crazy fetishes in the Lengunity! You could prefer to have the intercourse with one Leng, or with two Lengs, or with three Lengs, or with four Lengs... but not too much diversity, okay? Someone might start a war.
Q: What is the purpose of Leng's visor? Is it not an extremely impractical thing?
A: Fool, Leng is just wearing that silly thing to give himself a disadvantage, so the Shepherd character is more of a challenge for him!
Q: Who is this Master bloke who says "The Unity will bring about the master race"? Is he stealing plans?!
A: Nah, the Master is our братан, we're happy to cooperate with him on our plan!
Modifié par Sauruz, 08 novembre 2012 - 09:55 .
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