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[Applepie_Svk]

hukbum wrote...

Question: What will the nondiffrent-food taste like?

like chicken, and do you know why ? Because everything in from the desert to tundra have a taste like this...tested by Bear Grylls

Modifié par Applepie_Svk, 07 novembre 2012 - 11:23 .

[CptBomBom00]

Will it blend?

[hukbum]

Applepie_Svk wrote...

hukbum wrote...

Question: What will the nondiffrent-food taste like?

like chicken, and do you know why ? Because everything in from the desert to tundra have a taste like this...tested by Bear Grylls

Ok, vegetarians are screwed in this galaxy

[M Hedonist]

The myth of Shepard beating Kai Leng should be finally debunked the newest addition to the FAQ.

[Leonardo the Magnificent]

Riddle me this: if Kai Leng is so incredibly...magnificent, why doesn't he have a formal title that incorporates several polysyllabic adjectives and grandiose designations?

Modifié par Leonardo the Magnificent, 07 novembre 2012 - 11:34 .

[HellbirdIV]

Leonardo the Magnificent wrote...

Riddle me this: if Kai Leng is so incredibly...magnificent, why doesn't he have a formal title that incorporates several polysyllabic adjectives and grandiose designations?

Because all titles of nobility and grandiose honors have been merged - synthesized, if you will - into a single über-title.

Coincidentally, that title is also Kai Leng's name.

Modifié par HellbirdIV, 07 novembre 2012 - 11:35 .

[Humakt83]

Sauruz wrote...

The myth of Shepard beating Kai Leng should be finally debunked the newest addition to the FAQ.

Of course. Because Kai Leng still lives: http://social.biowar.../index/12889547

[Leonardo the Magnificent]

HellbirdIV wrote...

Leonardo the Magnificent wrote...

Riddle me this: if Kai Leng is so incredibly...magnificent, why doesn't he have a formal title that incorporates several polysyllabic adjectives and grandiose designations?

Because all titles of nobility and grandiose honors have been merged - synthesized, if you will - into a single über-title.

Coincidentally, that title is also Kai Leng's name.

But...but that's simply impossible! No title can ever be greater than  "Leonardo the Magnificent Chairmander of the Board of Exquisitely Presidential Oligarchs!" There's no concievable way to condense such an exceedingly intense amount of sheer awesomerificality into two words. It can't be done!

[Applepie_Svk]

Sauruz wrote...

The myth of Shepard beating Kai Leng should be finally debunked the newest addition to the FAQ.

Cool new signature, I have a feeling that I already saw that one somewhere ... but where ??? 

[GreyLycanTrope]

xAmilli0n wrote...

I have no idea what this is but I approve.

Check out Sevial's last thread that should clarify things...actually don't it's frightening.

Modifié par Greylycantrope, 08 novembre 2012 - 12:00 .

[GreyLycanTrope]

Will swords and troll e-mails be part of our new DNA?

[enigma8675309]

Just how much farther can the BSN slip into madness before it ceases to exist?

[Leonardo the Magnificent]

enigma8675309 wrote...

Just how much farther can the BSN slip into madness before it ceases to exist?

I'm just waiting for the announcement of the next ME game and the Greymarch that will ensue when the lawful return to the forums.

Modifié par Leonardo the Magnificent, 08 novembre 2012 - 12:18 .

[HellbirdIV]

enigma8675309 wrote...

Just how much farther can the BSN slip into madness before it ceases to exist?

Fool!

BSN is madness incarnate, the great cosmic nucleus of "What", "How" and "Dafuq". Within its immeasurable confines there is no reason, no logic, no sanity. Space and time are nothing but words and arbitrary designations of forum posts. To say reality is warped and bendable is to presume there was ever a consistency to chaos.

Wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Conniving_Eagle]

enigma8675309 wrote...

Just how much farther can the BSN slip into madness before it ceases to exist?

BSN is a star of idiocy. However, it will not collapse under itself because its energetic output of illogic and stupidity continues to exceed the inward pull of intellectual degradation.

When we run out of brain cells, that's when, my friend.

Or who knows? Maybe EA will shut down BSN like they did the Battlefield forums.

Modifié par Conniving_Eagle, 08 novembre 2012 - 12:16 .

[enigma8675309]

HellbirdIV wrote...

enigma8675309 wrote...

Just how much farther can the BSN slip into madness before it ceases to exist?

Fool!

BSN is madness incarnate, the great cosmic nucleus of "What", "How" and "Dafuq". Within its immeasurable confines there is no reason, no logic, no sanity. Space and time are nothing but words and arbitrary designations of forum posts. To say reality is warped and bendable is to presume there was ever a consistency to chaos.

Wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Ok,i like that answer.
I rase a glass to you my friend.

[Conniving_Eagle]

Someone needs to make a banner for the Triple Leng Theory.

[Leonardo the Magnificent]

Paulomedi wrote...

Lengs and Lenguettes, I have a question: Why God Kai Leng has that funny visor? He can only see diagonally up and down. When he wants to see horizontally what does he do? Does he tilt his mighty head?

If you were a true desciple of Leng, you would know that our eternal and almighty Lengship is omniscient. He chooses to wear a visor because it is incredibly intimidating and a bold fashion statement.

[Conniving_Eagle]

Allow me to recite one of the tales of how our Gracious Father bested "The Shepard"...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

-Shepard is standing with Javik and Mordin, in front of two Cerberus operatives with bags over their heads in the Normany's engine room-

-Shepard signals Javik. Javik readies his gun at the first operative-

Shepard: Tell me about Kai Leng! Who is he!? Why does he wear the visor!?

-The Operative says nothing-

Shepard: A lot of loyalty for a merc.

Kai Leng: Or perhaps he's wondering why a Prothean would shoot a man before throwing him out of the airlock.

Shepard: At least you can talk. Who are you?

Bane: It doesn't matter we are. What matters is our plan.

-Shepard unmasks the second operative, it is revealed to be Kai Leng-

Kai Leng: No one cared who I was until I put on a visor.

Shepard: If I pull that off, will you die?

Kai Leng: It would be extremely painful..

Shepard: You're a tough guy.

Kai leng: For you...

Shepard: Was getting caught part of your plan?

Kai Leng: Of course!

Kai Leng: Dr. Solus refused our offer over yours. We had to find out what he told you.

Mordin: Nothing! Didn't say a word!

Shepard: Well, congradulations. You got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Kai Leng: Crashing this frigate... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

*Kai Leng's theme loudens as Cerberus fighters blow off the engine turbines of the Normandy. Cerberus agents infiltrate the Normandy after the hull is breached and help Leng escape. The ship is shaking and everybody is being tossed around, Kai Leng grabs onto one of the generators for leverage.*