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[Leonardo the Magnificent]

Paulomedi wrote...

Leonardo the Magnificent wrote...

Paulomedi wrote...

Lengs and Lenguettes, I have a question: Why God Kai Leng has that funny visor? He can only see diagonally up and down. When he wants to see horizontally what does he do? Does he tilt his mighty head?

If you were a true desciple of Leng, you would know that our eternal and almighty Lengship is omniscient. He chooses to wear a visor because it is incredibly intimidating and a bold fashion statement.

Thank you son of Lenglordson. I can see The Lengtruth on you.


Other question:

If Leng was Long Dong, would he use is Little Ling to Bong Bong?

You are welcome, young acoLeng.  As for your other question: It would depend on the amount of cereal consumed by our eternal and almighty Lengship and also on the color and texture of the Bong Bong.

[drayfish]

[sorry, I've published this elsewhere, but what the hell - more evidence must be assembled for the greatness of Kai Leng...]


YOU HAVE RECEIVED A NEW MESSAGE:


Dear Shepard,

I am sending you a spam email. Are you scared of me yet? No?

Well how about if I try to belittle your war efforts? Not doing it for ya? I can be pretty snarky. That's gotta hurt some. No?

Well how about that drell guy then? What if I embarrass myself by being unable to assassinate an octogenarian politician lizard, then kill your friend a couple of days before he was going to cark it anyway? How's that strike you? Still not feeling butterflies in the belly?

...But you've heard about my whole cereal thing, yeah? And peeing in vases?

By the way, do you have any vases?

And the glasses? Come on: you've got to admit the glasses are cool. They totally stick to my face without handles. Like Morpheus! (...You saw The Matrix right?  Remember the Architect bit?  Yeah, you'll wanna keep that part in mind for later...)

Also, I use a sword. Like, a sharp one. Because that totally makes sense in space. If you try to shoot me with a laser or blow me up with a rocket I'll be all like, 'Nah... Cause, my sword.' So there.

Is that scary?

What if I kind of crouch while you shoot at me? Does that unnerve you? Give you the creeps?  Even a little bit? I'm pretty leery, so I can throw in some pouting too.

Still nothing?

Please understand that I am totally threatening you and stuff. Like, really heaps. I'm writing you a threatening letter and posting it online. That's like the worst way that you can be insulted ever. I hope you feel really burned.

Please email me back.

I am so lonely.

Your mortal frienemy,

Kai Leng.

p.s. - Sometimes the Illusive Man is kind of dismissive to me - ordering me about like he's so great.
 

[The Spamming Troll]

Leonardo the Magnificent wrote...

HellbirdIV wrote...

Leonardo the Magnificent wrote...

Riddle me this: if Kai Leng is so incredibly...magnificent, why doesn't he have a formal title that incorporates several polysyllabic adjectives and grandiose designations?

Because all titles of nobility and grandiose honors have been merged - synthesized, if you will - into a single über-title.

Coincidentally, that title is also Kai Leng's name.

But...but that's simply impossible! No title can ever be greater than  "Leonardo the Magnificent Chairmander of the Board of Exquisitely Presidential Oligarchs!" There's no concievable way to condense such an exceedingly intense amount of sheer awesomerificality into two words. It can't be done!

bacon master.

[enigma8675309]

DirtyMouthSally wrote...

Though I may disagree with Seival, creating a parody thread singling him/her out as the butt of the joke, is a bit classless, and I wouldn't be surpised if the mods closed this thread as well.

Or do I have it wrong and I'm missing something here?

Why would they close this thread if does not really exist in this plane of reality.
Fixed......my bad.

Modifié par enigma8675309, 08 novembre 2012 - 05:47 .

[SuperVulcan]

lol

[M Hedonist]

Stuff added to the OP, including questions that may or may not have been asked.

[Pantegana]

But if in the great Lengutopia there are only Lengs, sex will always be like Leng having sex with Leng. Doesn't this mean that there is no sex, only masturbation?

[AlexMBrennan]

Oops

[Little Princess Peach]

This is the strangest Thing I have ever heard of...

[Argolas]

I'm confused about one scene. When Shepard breaks Leng's sword with his/her fist and then rams his/her omniblade into him, what does actually happen to Leng?

This can't be taken face value, obviously.

[Restrider]

Sauruz wrote...
-original post-

You, Sir, have made my day. I was sitting at my desk and started to laugh madly... good thing is, I was alone at that time.
Kudos

[TheChris92]

Casey is right about one thing. The Deception book sure is funny.

[Jadebaby]

Sauruz wrote...

Conniving_Eagle wrote...

Oh god, that thing is ridiculous.

I'm laughing so hard right now.

[Jadebaby]

Paulomedi wrote...

OH..
MY..
GOD..

*head explodes from sheer awesomeness*

[Restrider]

What are your answers to this, o great Lenglord:





And for the lulz:

Modifié par Restrider, 08 novembre 2012 - 03:46 .

[Discouraged_one]

Obama approval

[paxxton]

What is this thread?

[Chief Commander]

I play for the winning side.

[M Hedonist]

Seival's abysmal "dangerous differences can't be accepted" thread has finally been killed! Hurray!

paxxton wrote...

What is this thread?

I already answered that in the FAQ, silly.