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[Bryan Johnson]

I am curious if you have any jokes you always seem to be making while playing MP.

For example whenever I play with someone I know who is a volus I start saying "Moisturize me" when I need a heal right away.

So whats some of yours? (Please keep appropriate) 

[RNG God]

Fresh Prince = Glacier Speedrun Setup
Steeve McQueen = Turian Ghost

EA Special: Disconnects during objective waves

Modifié par SalvationThroughDestruction, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:36 .

[Bro Namath1]

I'm not sure if this is what you meant but when I'm a Krogan, I like to start the match/wave by headbutting my teammates as a sign of brotherhood. I'm sure it just looks ridiculous but a lot of people do it.

Modifié par Bro Namath1, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:36 .

[omegamantis113]

When a husk ignores me and runs after a team mate I'll ask "were you wearing husk perfume? Cause that husk definitely wanted to make out with you."

Modifié par omegamantis113, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:37 .

[HoochieHamiltoe]

What random are we going to feed to the crab(Praetorian) this game?

[nick91_99]

I call the hallway on Dagger "The bowling alley"

[MegaIllusiveMan]

When Brutes are High Priority Personal:

How would Brutes even command someone?? Can anyone post a picture of this here please?? ROFL

[Captain Funky Blimp]

I did an impression of a Volus (based on the voice actor in the SP campaign) one time during a match and got a pretty good laugh. Not really a joke, but it's all I've got, so there you have it.

[poonts]

I have a few friends who like to talk in Elcor voices. Deep regret. Overwhelming amusement.

Other than that, "oh noooo" in a voice from a certain family guy character is always infectious.

[MIA115]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

I am curious if you have any jokes you always seem to be making while playing MP.

For example whenever I play with someone I know who is a volus I start saying "Moisturize me" when I need a heal right away.

So whats some of yours? (Please keep appropriate) 

Do you explode without your water?

[aimimia]

I like to rush spawns with my volus and scream " I AM KROGAN" but not sure if that's considered a joke or stupidity lol >.<

[tfoltz]

When I run from one banshee and another one teleports through a wall a kills me I always think "clever girl." I bet any Jurassic Park fans think this from time to time. It's not really a joke, but is inside my head.

Modifié par tfoltz, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:39 .

[Bryan Johnson]

MIA115 wrote...

Bryan Johnson wrote...

I am curious if you have any jokes you always seem to be making while playing MP.

For example whenever I play with someone I know who is a volus I start saying "Moisturize me" when I need a heal right away.

So whats some of yours? (Please keep appropriate) 

Do you explode without your water?

No I killed the volus the first time due to excessive laughing, and then I died...

[AkuIaTubShark]

Shawn22OS wrote...

What random are we going to feed to the crab(Praetorian) this game?

Or debating on who's getting Nuke-Lashed - that's always a fun one I keep in my mind.

[HoochieHamiltoe]

AkuIaTubShark wrote...

Shawn22OS wrote...

What random are we going to feed to the crab(Praetorian) this game?

Or debating on who's getting Nuke-Lashed - that's always a fun one I keep in my mind.

Banshee's warp ball is called the B**** Ball! 

[poonts]

you better pray to whatever taurian god u worship, crablegs. -for prae-torians

[Invader Nemesis]

When being chased by enemies who can one-hit : Oh no! It wants my body!

(Its a lot funnier when you actually hear me say it, I emphasize on the word body and I have a rather thick southern accent some of my friends think its hilarious)

[poonts]

aim for the sac! applies to ravengers, praetorians, atlases, scions

[AkuIaTubShark]

Shawn22OS wrote...

AkuIaTubShark wrote...

Shawn22OS wrote...

What random are we going to feed to the crab(Praetorian) this game?

Or debating on who's getting Nuke-Lashed - that's always a fun one I keep in my mind.

Banshee's warp ball is called the B**** Ball! 

Coconuts of doom!
...
Or there is always the thing about when I go to do something real quick and what everyone assumes I get...

[HoochieHamiltoe]

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

When being chased by enemies who can one-hit : Oh no! It wants my body!

(Its a lot funnier when you actually hear me say it, I emphasize on the word body and I have a rather thick southern accent some of my friends think its hilarious)

My friends and I can relate. When a Banshee chases us we say she wants our "Goodie Basket"!

[Mafia_Steve]

We yell, "Don't pull a Bryan Johnson on us!" then we laugh hysterically. I'd tell you what it means, but then it wouldn't be an inside joke.

[poonts]

tfoltz wrote...

When I run from one banshee and another one teleports through a wall a kills me I always think "clever girl." I bet any Jurassic Park fans think this from time to time. It's not really a joke, but is inside my head.

shoootaaa!

[Invader Nemesis]

aimimia wrote...

I like to rush spawns with my volus and scream " I AM KROGAN" but not sure if that's considered a joke or stupidity lol >.<

That is freakin' hilarious.

+10 Lmao

[TeamLexana]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

I am curious if you have any jokes you always seem to be making while playing MP.

For example whenever I play with someone I know who is a volus I start saying "Moisturize me" when I need a heal right away.

So whats some of yours? (Please keep appropriate) 

My freind Storm still calls me Banshee Bait from when the magnet hands were super out of control and I'm just like "hey, I get executed so you don't have to" LOL.

Thank you BW btw for getting that under control. Still happens a little but no where near as blatent as doing the moonwalk death march from half way across the map. Every. Single. Reaper. Match.

Modifié par TeamLexana, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:45 .

[bane gregory]

While playing N7 paladin I like shooting snap freeze into other players faces and grunting in my mic