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[Marauder-Shields]

Banshee
Wat are u doin
Banshee
Stahp

Also my Batarian Brawler's Charge/Punch combo is often accompanied by "I'm Batvaaaaaaaan."

[_sigge_]

Whenever I slap Adrenaline III on my Drell I usually start every game by running a lap around the map in warp speed screaming Weeeeeeh!

Very popular ...

[pitko]

DamonD7 wrote...

I can't really remember much I always say, I mostly just roll with it if it's a nice talkative group and ad-lib funny stuff.

About the only consistent things are doing a Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man impression of "Not the bees! Beeeees! They're in my eyes!" when covered in a collector swarm. And I can do a pretty descent Volus impression too, so things like "*wheeze* I can't reach!" when doing a hack objective or playing as the engineer and intoning "I am an engineering god!"

Haha we do the not the bees thing too!

[P51Mus7ang]

For weeks/months I would dread Phantom's but like most of the enemies we eventually learn the best way to deal with them.

Batarian Falcon Punch to the face - Sorry hun it's nothing personal

Slayer - Slash, thanks from the team

Banshee - kid the younger guys sometimes - your better half is pissed at the hours you spend on the game and has arrived, OMG she brought her sister, now we are in for it, the whole family is here, going for a coffee - deal with it

Last night buddy from BSN - Gold/Reepers and things were hot - So I inform him as we are running as a pair, we have two brutes and two ravangers on their way in - his reply - going for ammo, will address upon return.....

Was in the control room Hydra one night playing and was flanked by phantoms, I yelled where did they come from - maybe you had to be there but my scottish bussy come on and says - Through the door

We had a newer player join the team a few month back, she received the Destroyer in a pack finally and loved it, problem is she always forgot to turn Devestator mode on - sometimes I forget so the guys yell Shannon Syndrome:)

There are so many as we joke around on a constant basis....lot's of fun

Modifié par P51Mus7ang, 09 novembre 2012 - 09:26 .

[DarkFaerie316]

Datdude1970 wrote...

Shipping Containers on Rio...
Mine B***h....
Flippy Little B****es....

All very inside...not telling what they mean either....

^^This......... and I'm not telling either 

[Titus Thongger]

when abominations are high priority targets

and one of my mates and I like to say 'ponk' in mimicking the crusader's sound when it fires when I use it

[I7IDanny]

Team Pink.

Oh, the glory of Team Pink.

[LtAdams2247 Origin]

The first time a buddy of mine and I played together months ago, there was a random on the crew that went by the name of "tanner*some number*". He went down twice a wave, by wave 6 it was starting to get funny. To this day, whenever one of us goes down, the other one yells "TANNER!!!" while reviving the other one.

Also when playing as a Vorcha team, we like to mimic the sounds of the Vorcha all match long. It's disgusting. Good thing we're on Skype and the randoms can't hear us ;-)

Modifié par LtAdams2247 Origin, 09 novembre 2012 - 10:11 .

[Ziegrif]

IndoctrinatedSpectre wrote...

Ziegrif wrote...

Whenever I get left alone to hold a flank or am alone and need to do a big damn hero moment and happen to be carrying the Eagle I about 90% of the time will yell:

''DON'T WORRY GUYS! I GOT THE EAGLE!'' or ''DON'T WORRY! I'LL RESCUE YOU WITH THE EAGLE!''

Also *Posessed abomination blows up* ''HAHAHAHAHAA!! AHAHAHAHAA!!!''

Are you one of those people that will purposely kill a Possessed Abomination that's attacking the evac point with less than 2 seconds remaining, killing everybody?

If so, good show.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!
Usually I'll try to not do it at the EZ.
But my personal best is helping a destroyer get a Possessed abomination off of them with a shadow strike.
It was HILARIOUS.

[FeralJester616]

Dammit! Will someone help me with these husks? They keep trying to kiss me!

Gah! Not the "Shoulder Massage of Death", not again...

Either one of these when getting husked...

edit:
Oh, forgot about calling the Banshees "Grandma" and joking that she must have lost at bingo again...
Explains why shes always screaming...

Modifié par FeralJester616, 09 novembre 2012 - 10:18 .

[Digitalis32]

I call my Salarian engineer decoy my stunt double...my team mates and I also refer to the reactor in the hazard reactor map as the dutch oven 4000.

I am also famous for playing my destroyer and firing my grenades directly into the faces of my enemies. When I play my N7 Fury I always equip Adrenaline III so i'm easily the fastest player on the field - and I quote Dr rockso " I do cocaine" with each heavy melee.

I am also known for taking screenshots of my team mates when they get downed in compromising poses.

Modifié par Digitalis32, 09 novembre 2012 - 10:41 .

[xHNS]

Banshee's - Dem Magnet hands. Curveball 3000
Swarmer - Public enemy number 1
Preatorian -Giant enemy crab
Phantom - one last hump before you kill me
Scions - Pimples, pimples everywhere.
Dragoons - the silent before the storm(as far as I can tell they make near no sound at all)
Nemesis - ****
Marauder - all powerful maurauder shields, or Dat phaeston 27.
Cannibals - No hugs, No ******
Brute's - Hulking point machines

Volus bowling ball attack (rolling into the enemy spawn, launching a recon mine at their feet, rolling out again and blowing it up.)

Volus with AD module still probably the most fun i've had in ME multiplayer though.

Oh yeah, and pink krogan stories. (Krogan soldier or sentinel only power allowed is fortification or tech armor, no melee, and you can only use the GP smg or the GPR

Modifié par xHNS, 09 novembre 2012 - 10:25 .

[sonofabumdooda]

I do quite like just firing my turret at the heads of brutes
usually accompanied with me saying 'bonk'

[Happy Shepard]

No. Yes.

The tulomorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the vanskher: "I didn't know your parnaps could glow."

Modifié par Happy Shepard, 09 novembre 2012 - 10:31 .

[xHNS]

_sigge_ wrote...

Whenever I slap Adrenaline III on my Drell I usually start every game by running a lap around the map in warp speed screaming Weeeeeeh!

Very popular ...

+1, try it with avolus in a more deep toned weeee...

[Cohen le Barbare]

Bro Namath1 wrote...

I'm not sure if this is what you meant but when I'm a Krogan, I like to start the match/wave by headbutting my teammates as a sign of brotherhood. I'm sure it just looks ridiculous but a lot of people do it.

Nah, you gotta do it. The krogan who doesn't do it is too uptight, and there's no such thing as an uptight krogan (except maybe the krogan poet in ME2)

[xHNS]

OneTrueShot wrote...

Ragegelling - The act of geling when you know damn well your team could pick you up.

I'm glad i'm not the only one doing that( and my friend i play most my games with).

[N7Kopper]

Cohen le Barbare wrote...

Bro Namath1 wrote...

I'm not sure if this is what you meant but when I'm a Krogan, I like to start the match/wave by headbutting my teammates as a sign of brotherhood. I'm sure it just looks ridiculous but a lot of people do it.

Nah, you gotta do it. The krogan who doesn't do it is too uptight, and there's no such thing as an uptight krogan (except maybe the krogan poet in ME2)

Krogan who don't headbutt back are not krogan. They're the Dalatrass' whiny pups.

[FreaperFTW]

Imitating a perverted Elcor always cracks me up.

Other than that, headbutting squaddies at the start of every wave as a sign of affection.

[scot15]

I have taken to saying "Guys, i'm bringing the party to you" when running back to my team with a boss level world of hurt on my tail. Shame I don't have a mic.

[Reaperpoo]

Illusive Man hates Shepard wrote...

When Brutes are High Priority Personal:

How would Brutes even command someone?? Can anyone post a picture of this here please?? ROFL

Me and a friend always laugh at this. Kill the high ranking enemy....cannibal 

[gynoid]

My sister and I have a ton of in-jokes:

Guardians are always called Grauniads.
When seeker-swarmed, I am COVERED IN BEEEEEES! à la Eddie Izzard.
Playing as a Krogan = laughing like a Krogan the whole match.
Melee is pronounced meeeeleeeeee.
If I play as a Drell, between waves I spam light melee/stationery leg kick.
Typical Phantom-sighting dialogue: "I see a Phantom. ... Ex-Phantom."
Extraction time? "GET TO THA CHOPPAAAAA"

[gunslinger_ruiz]

Not really an inside joke, but whenever I do something awesome, like slicing a phantom's head off, lashing a trooper off just before he stomps a teammate, etc, I say "It's just been revoked."
Then, if someone gets the family guy reference they'll say, "Uh, that doesn't really fit in this situation,"
I'll say, "Oh... I'll have what She's having!"

And we'll have a good laugh.

[Reaperpoo]

Mazohyst wrote...

My sister and I have a ton of in-jokes:

Guardians are always called Grauniads.
When seeker-swarmed, I am COVERED IN BEEEEEES! à la Eddie Izzard.
Playing as a Krogan = laughing like a Krogan the whole match.
Melee is pronounced meeeeleeeeee.
If I play as a Drell, between waves I spam light melee/stationery leg kick.
Typical Phantom-sighting dialogue: "I see a Phantom. ... Ex-Phantom."
Extraction time? "GET TO THA CHOPPAAAAA"

lol I've heard someone saying the GET TO THA CHOPPA line  and people yelling out being covered in crabs when they covered in the seeker swarm.

[BadgerladDK]

I tend to crack up a bit at strategically significant husks and brutes, does that count?

Also: Vorcha breakdance around the headbutting krogans.