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[Reaperpoo]

Larg_Kellein wrote...

I tend to crack up a bit at strategically significant husks and brutes, does that count?

Also: Vorcha breakdance around the headbutting krogans.

I am waiting for Commander Bruteus Gluteus, the first brute commander in the reaper war.

[Tonymac]

Sometimes I do voices for fun - like Tychus Findlay from Starcraft. When I am doing my weapon achievements and they really make me mad (because most of the guns in this game suck) I do they Tychus "I'mma firin' my laser, Jimmy!".

[blacklanner]

In Serious Sam, there was a scene, when one headless exploding grunt is rushing towards Sam and screaming "UAAAA!" all the way down (He´s got the head in one hand, grenade in other - I think).
Sam shoots him and replies - "UAAA yourself!" Then a swarm of headless exploding grunts appears on the horizont...

So whenever a flaming(nuclear) abomination is running towards me (or chasing me), I kill him, watch a "bigbadaboom" aka "going nuclear" and say: "UÁAA! yourself!"

And try to waltz from his too friendly friends.

[DragonRacer]

BarbequedChicken wrote...

There's a group of folks I play with from time to time ... and it's a running joke for somebody to use a missile launcher on a single swarmer.

Oh, and I apparently keep saying "Excellent" very cheerfully every time the proverbial 'stuff' hits the fan. Also, every time I die, I'm usually saying "Oh, hey, I found the banshee" after the fact.

None of them are overly funny, but, eh, I enjoy it

Anytime we get a Wave 10 hack, I immediately chime in with, "What could possibly go wrong?"

I'm not sure the noises I hear my friends make are laughs or tears.

Also, of anyone, I tend to be the one in the group to start making the lewd and/or "that's what she said" jokes... which seems to have added hilarity because I'm usually the only chick in the group. If someone yelps about getting Banshee-grabbed, my immediate response is usually, "Uh oh, did she touch you in your no-no zone?" And after the wave ends and they miraculously revive... "Show me on the doll where the Banshee touched you."

Modifié par DragonRacer, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:32 .

[Skuggis]

"We need more dakka on the banshee! More dakka! WAAAAAAGH!" /commence Typhoon spin-ups across the team

[DragonRacer]

Schneidend wrote...

My group and I name our "pets."

Fellow BSN'er Voxgizer's Geth Engineer is Tim The Enchanter, and his turret is Chaz. Chaz is actually not a turret, but an amputee geth war veteran, and is a complete and total badass. He doesn't steal your kills, for those kills belong to him. Your shields are not being recharged by technology, but from the radiant glow of Chaz being awesome.

My Destroyer's Missile Launcher is known as Hank, and he is actually the source of the Destroyer's dialogue, while the Destroyer himself is actually mute. Hank is really, really pissed off all the time.

Vox and I's mutual friend Psychotron has his human Engineer, whose drone is known as Chavez. Chavez is suave as hell, and is constantly wooing Banshees and taking them out to dinner.

Nice!

Ate-a-lotta-Pizza's engineer's drone is "Drone McGee". Which we all dearly love when deployed. Drone McGee is good at saving our butts. A lot.

"Drone McGee, save us!"

[MrDbow]

My friends, who all have the particle rifle (I still don't), all yelling at the same time, "IMA SHOOT MI LAZRS!"

..... so damn, annoying...

[Lenderien]

Since the Dragoons entered the battlefield me and my friends usually shout LEMMINGS whenever those darn things are trying to swarm us.

[silentwindfr]

a friend that was playing a volus had him caracter rolliing, rolling, rolling down the stair. since... we call it the ball

[RPGmom28]

I was playing a salarian engineer with some friends with a deactivate goal, and I was left the only one alive, so I had to both deactivate the pylon thingies and clear the map. As I completed the last deactivation, I just couldn't help but mutter, "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."

[KyreneZA]

Teleporting around the map with a Fury, doing a very manly (and very bad) immitation of a Banshee screaming. This has also led to not playing the Fury, but rather the 'Redneck Banshee.'

Upon hearing that first Banshee scream as they spawn: "Heeeeere she comessss!" or "Sheeeee's coming for you, X!" where X is the poor pubby we've got with us.

Banshee death scream almost always leads to: "Scream ****, scream!"

Brute death: "Bad dog! Bad!"

Also, Vorcha always have to mark their territory at the start of the game by flaming the rest of the team. It's an in-joke that what they use to fuel their flamers is Vorcha urine.

When any female character goes down, the gallant Vorcha will state in the third person: "Vorcha coming to save pretty lady!"

Quarians are always there to steal the other player's credits.

"My soup!" "Bananos!" and "Enemy spinach!"

[kaecyus]

I call the banshee the 'Ex-Wife'.

[Pee Jae]

I do a pretty spot on Dr. McCoy when someone gets sync killed. "He's dead, Jim." Unfortunately, I don't have a mic so nobody hears me.

[Xanthalas]

Am I the only one who sings DEVO when Dragoon's show up?
"Whip it..."

I do it with the Players who play Phoenix's too...  I think a lot of Ex-Cerb's might re-defect.

Modifié par Xanthalas, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:22 .

[LoboFH]

Bro Namath1 wrote...

I'm not sure if this is what you meant but when I'm a Krogan, I like to start the match/wave by headbutting my teammates as a sign of brotherhood. I'm sure it just looks ridiculous but a lot of people do it.

It doesn't look ridiculous, it looks awesome and a sure sign of major ownage.


I like to dodge brutes and say: Ehe Toro...
...yeah, spaniard manias.

Modifié par LoboFH, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:24 .

[Stenun]

As others have already said, "Get OVER here!" when using Lash is an essential part of the game.

One of my friends will always try to revive anyone the moment they get knocked down, regardless of how dangerous the situation. If you've been revived in one of our games then 9 times out of 10 it was by her. So much so that we now refer to her as the Team Medic. Whenever one of us gets knocked down we scream "MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!" and she replies "I'm on my way!".
And of course seeing as how we are British we are sticklers for good manners and we would always have to say thank you after she revived us. But it could get quite repetitive in certain games so now we've taken to thanking her in different ways - usually quotes or jokes. The one I currently use, particularly if I'm anticipating that the game is going badly enough that I will get knocked down again before it's over, is to put on my best Apu From The Simpsons voice and say "Thank you, come again".

This quote also gets used a lot if our Great Attack suddenly falls flat:
www.youtube.com/watch
As in: "Eat hot death, Reaper Scum!" ... opens fire, sees most of the Reapers still standing ... "Oh, apparently Reaper Scum actually do eat hot death."

I imagine this one is not going to make much sense outside these Sceptered Iseles, but this scene gets referenced a LOT. The most relevant bits being at 0:46 and 1:26.
www.youtube.com/watch
The first reference being that someone will invent a random number of an "N7 directive" and someone else has to come up with a funny defintion of what that directive actually is. "Damn it, two Scions! N7 Directive 9176!" "N7 Directive 9176? But surely that's impossible without a Volus on the team?"
And the second one is pretty much quoted exactly. Upon seeing a large group of enemies: "Step up to Red Alert!" only to be greeted with the reply ... "Sir, are you absolutely sure? ... "

Modifié par Stenun, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:29 .

[Riot Inducer]

One of my friends has become something of an artist with the Kishock he takes great pride in giving Banshees a set of "tassels" whenever we play vs reapers. It's probably the most disturbing/hilarious thing I've seen in MP.

[CaoSlayer]

Saying "you are already dead" when tossing a couple of inferno grenades, I usually don't bother with fire exploding them but walk again to restock grenades.

Also, there is the Turians Junkies for obvious reasons and the harrier for champs that is how I call a hurricane with a stability mod and barrage gear.

but actually the greatest meme in tis game so far is pizza delivery.

[Dbohr]

Lemme see...


1- Screaming "Here's a dose of 'screw you', courtesy of [character's home planet/ military allegiance]" when firing a rocket at a particularly nasty bunch of enemies.

2- "We are FINISHING this match!", when rallying friends for a last stand. Usually works.

3- We took to calling Dragoons "hornies" after my friends read this fiction I wrote. Also, because they're quite... voracious... when rushing your position.

4- "DIE, demon!", after finishing a Banshee or Brute who has insta-killed a squadmate.

5- "Payback is a B***h, eh?", after Shadow Striking a Phantom.

Last, but not least:

6- "Assimilate THIS", when headshotting a Reaper with a shotgun at close range.

[Captain Flowers]

One of my friends always seemed to be the Banshee's first target. So every time it goes after him we go, "look, Graeme! It's your ex!"

My human soldier has pink and white camo.

I also got really drunk and played Firebase Condor the first time it came out. It will forever be known as Firebase Con**m.

I also ask randoms: "Know why it's called the piranha? Because it TEARS s**t up!"

[Marx312]

Whenever I see a group of swarmers I say "THEY"RE BABIEEEEES!!!" Or when beating a boss type enemy: "Enemy Officer Defeated!"

[XCPTNL]

"Need a hug?" (translation: want to play vs. Reapers?)
"Time for a hug..." (translation: I'll change to Reapers)
"Looks like someone really needs some love today" (translation: don't get instakilled so often you idiot)

Also note that a Banshee is nothing more than an Asari on Bad Hair Day. And she whenever she walks by a mirror

[Credit2team]

krogan with a volus on his team.
Krogan to the volus: "oh look, a wee little bahybayh. GET IN MY BELLEH"

[upinya slayin]

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

When being chased by enemies who can one-hit : Oh no! It wants my body!

(Its a lot funnier when you actually hear me say it, I emphasize on the word body and I have a rather thick southern accent some of my friends think its hilarious)

Lol its my favorite one. I thought of that when i read the title of thise thread:wub:

But sadly i cannot do it like you