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#276
JRCHOharry

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My friends and I will usually shout 'For Gondor!' before we charge into a group of bosses. Or before we die. Or whilst we're reviving each other. Actually I don't think there is a situation where we don't shout it.

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JRCHOharry wrote...

My friends and I will usually shout 'For Gondor!' before we charge into a group of bosses. Or before we die. Or whilst we're reviving each other. Actually I don't think there is a situation where we don't shout it.

I need to start doing this

Nao

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Some guy had a spacebar malfunction, so i said, "i'm surprised spacebar doesn't mow my damn lawn. It does everythinf else."

He pressed his mic button and he was cracking up =)

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While working on my Biotic Mastery banner I used Pull entirely too much one game vs. Reapers. A friend of mine complained it was like Duck Hunt. Every time he'd look around a corner another Husk/Cannibal/Marauder would go floating by and he'd have to look up to shoot them.

So now anytime we go into a game vs. Reapers and one or both of us is playing a biotic with Pull, we both yell "Duck Hunt" and start making quacking noises when the enemies are floating around.

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I'm sure it's been said before but Seeker swarms are now "The BEES!" and we all furiously deny their existence when they're on us.

And if anyone remembers the show Beast Wars (CG animal Transformers) I also named my Vorcha Soldier Inferno and when I run the Flamer I'll go "burn Maximals, burn!"

Oh and if I'm playing with friends and a Nemesis is the last enemy in a wave we usually trap it in a corner and laugh at its inability to escape (all the while telling us there's no escape)

Modifié par CrutchCricket, 09 novembre 2012 - 04:23 .


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My fav moment was during a game with my Fury. On Dagger, cerberus, gold. We were all crowded around the corner in the control room, shooting down the long corridor.

After the atlas was taken out, I realized the other guys were all crowded around her. So I said, "Hey guys, give my Fury some room! She's a lady, you know." Then the awkward silence. Well, I laughed anyway.
;)

Modifié par megawug, 09 novembre 2012 - 04:23 .


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KiraTsukasa

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One time when doing a device objective, I yelled "Cover me Porkins!" and that's when the krogan came over.

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Auras_Mendalla

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My girlfriend and I are fond of singing the Monkees theme song when the announcer says "Here they come!".

I also like to joke that somewhere out there there's a Chik-Fil-A staffed only by Batarians, as they seem to be the only other creatures in the galaxy that say "with/my pleasure".

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Auras_Mendalla

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KiraTsukasa wrote...

One time when doing a device objective, I yelled "Cover me Porkins!" and that's when the krogan came over.


This should always happen. Image IPB

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If I see anyone melee a Banshee and get insta-killed I usually think:

'One does not simply hit a Banshee'

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When all 4 people are playing as a Volus & they all try to simultaneously "heavy melee" a boss, it's called The Volus Circle of Friendship.

And, this isn't really an inside joke per se, but sometimes my friend & I will pick each other's classes & weapon for the other one -- the user picks the weapon class, the other picks the specific weapon. So for instance, she'll tell me to use a Drell Vanguard, I'll say I want a pistol, she'll tell me to use the Arc Pistol. Then I pick her loadout...

Modifié par Rehab Grimace, 09 novembre 2012 - 04:42 .


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VilyaEleni wrote...

When I play either of the Phoenix biotics against Cerberus, I pretend to know everyone. "Hi, Bill the Guardian! Sorry about that!" And all the phantoms are angry ex girlfriends.

I knew it wasn't just me, i also tend to say "damn Carla so i banged Jess, so what?" When i get sync-killedImage IPB

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I tend to talk back petulantly to the vorcha when the announce a new enemy.

"Big Monster!"
-"Yes...it is a big monster...good boy."

At the beginning of a round I usually take cover right next to some else and gradually tap closer and closer until we're nose to nose. Then I look the other way ashamedly.

I'll also do the heavy melee thing in between rounds and if someone else responds correctly I'll make large up and down motions to approximate nodding.

If someone steals the last kill in a wave from me I'll usually unload a clip in the corpse just to make them wonder about my fragile mental state.

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Calling "First" after being taken down in the first wave.

Husk Hats

Always calling the most defensible position on the map "the house"

Belief that you are doing it wrong if you take a rocket anywhere but the face.

#290
GetMattie

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When I play as a Justicar and go shield an ally who is swamped (more specifically an asari ally) I'll say "Mama's gotcha!"

#291
IThatOneNinjaI

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When someone gets sync-killed by a Praetorian (which we call lazer crabs) we say that person "got the head crab"

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CrutchCricket wrote...

I'm sure it's been said before but Seeker swarms are now "The BEES!" and we all furiously deny their existence when they're on us.

And if anyone remembers the show Beast Wars (CG animal Transformers) I also named my Vorcha Soldier Inferno and when I run the Flamer I'll go "burn Maximals, burn!"

Oh and if I'm playing with friends and a Nemesis is the last enemy in a wave we usually trap it in a corner and laugh at its inability to escape (all the while telling us there's no escape)


"For the Royalty!!!!"

Image IPB

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Whenever I'm in cover next to someone else, I ask if the enemy is out. I then get up, get shot, and re-take cover and shout, "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COUNT?!"

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I don't have many recurring things to say because I mainly only use a mic with a few select people. But when I fly in in silence I usually just go with the average melee moves. Batarian brofists, Turian jetpack-jumps etc.
And the obvious Krogan headbutt fest.

Lately I've been playing a volus and just started running around people I like often. It's hillarious. Image IPB


EDIT: Oh hai Dragon. Image IPB

Modifié par Creepter, 09 novembre 2012 - 05:17 .


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SWFanatic wrote...

I tend to talk back petulantly to the vorcha when the announce a new enemy.

"Big Monster!"
-"Yes...it is a big monster...good boy."


I really wish all players heard the same character comments, because I too like to talk back. Unfortunately, all players hear a different bunch of sounds (hence, all players don't hear the enemy say, "Target cloaked!" just because you cloaked) so you end up sounding like you're responding to your own conversation.

Here's an idea, how about canned character verbal retorts that rely on the kits in play? One guy's Krogan does the "For Tuchanka!" and another player's Salarian does a nerdy "Yes, yes, keep it down please."

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Ice Cold J

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Some of my friends and I call Brutes, "Fluffy."

Other jokes, too, but I can't say them in a PG-13 rated forum.

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Lady Galaga wrote...

SWFanatic wrote...

I tend to talk back petulantly to the vorcha when the announce a new enemy.

"Big Monster!"
-"Yes...it is a big monster...good boy."


I really wish all players heard the same character comments, because I too like to talk back. Unfortunately, all players hear a different bunch of sounds (hence, all players don't hear the enemy say, "Target cloaked!" just because you cloaked) so you end up sounding like you're responding to your own conversation.

Here's an idea, how about canned character verbal retorts that rely on the kits in play? One guy's Krogan does the "For Tuchanka!" and another player's Salarian does a nerdy "Yes, yes, keep it down please."


I was never sure if they are the same for everyone or not.
Thats unfortunate.

I'd certainly be for more color commentary by the characters themselves.

The other thing I say is whenever a mook throws a grenade and it lands right next to you I say "Nice throw" as I find cover.

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Husks/Abominations = leghumpers
When shooting a boss, "Concentrate all firepower..."
When a trooper gets lifted I try to "Catch the balloon"

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It used to be that my friends would equip Harriers just to troll me: they would have IIIs, IVs, even a V or VI, and I didn't even have one (but I DO have a Typhoon and Javelin V)

And then I finally got my first Harrier, and they started up with the BW.

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If a teammate seems not to be willing to use medigel to revive himself when appropriate... I somehow just say to myself in my head "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"

Modifié par dios.mio, 09 novembre 2012 - 05:30 .