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[An English Gamer]

I yell "I BRING GIFTS!!!" while kiting the two banshee's I have collected towards team-mates on Gold. :3,

[KiraTsukasa]

DragonRacer wrote...

CrutchCricket wrote...

I'm sure it's been said before but Seeker swarms are now "The BEES!" and we all furiously deny their existence when they're on us.

And if anyone remembers the show Beast Wars (CG animal Transformers) I also named my Vorcha Soldier Inferno and when I run the Flamer I'll go "burn Maximals, burn!"

Oh and if I'm playing with friends and a Nemesis is the last enemy in a wave we usually trap it in a corner and laugh at its inability to escape (all the while telling us there's no escape)

"For the Royalty!!!!"

I can't possibly read that in any way other than Inferno's voice.

[isocyanide]

When someone is playing as quaian female ill sometimes shout BANANA...thats what sound like they are saying when they say for Rannoch..

[VaultingFrog]

I keep hoping for cookies every time the reactor hazard gets tripped.

That and when I see the opportunity to start it I think of Total Recall.

"Quade, Quade, start the reactor..."

Modifié par VaultingFrog, 09 novembre 2012 - 05:41 .

[N7 Whiskey]

Sometimes I "Flour Sack" my teammates, but not intentionally. Humans teabag, Krogans Flour Sack.

[zRz Tyr]

When i use cryo snap or blast, i say "Wat killd tha dainasaus? TEH AIS AEGE!!!!"

[DM Rafael]

Dbohr wrote...

Lemme see...


1- Screaming "Here's a dose of 'screw you', courtesy of [character's home planet/ military allegiance]" when firing a rocket at a particularly nasty bunch of enemies.

2- "We are FINISHING this match!", when rallying friends for a last stand. Usually works.

3- We took to calling Dragoons "hornies" after my friends read this fiction I wrote. Also, because they're quite... voracious... when rushing your position.

4- "DIE, demon!", after finishing a Banshee or Brute who has insta-killed a squadmate.

5- "Payback is a B***h, eh?", after Shadow Striking a Phantom.

Last, but not least:

6- "Assimilate THIS", when headshotting a Reaper with a shotgun at close range.

Much of the fun is lost in the translation. "MORRE DIABO" (4) and "Guloso" (5) is waaaay better in portuguese.

[Toxophilus]

 Sometimes I'll dress up my Infiltrators in obnoxious pinks, greens and yellows, in a camoflague pattern so I look like an easter egg.  Then I equip a claymore and nothing else.  

Whenever I see a really big target, I run up to it and shout "You think I look funny now, do you?!"

Makes my day just a little bit better.  :happy:

[Reaperpoo]

Shephard-Commander909 wrote...

VilyaEleni wrote...

When I play either of the Phoenix biotics against Cerberus, I pretend to know everyone. "Hi, Bill the Guardian! Sorry about that!" And all the phantoms are angry ex girlfriends.

I knew it wasn't just me, i also tend to say "damn Carla so i banged Jess, so what?" When i get sync-killed

 I love that

[The_Pretender00]

Whenever I'm playing with friends and I have a banshee chasing/OHK me I scream "stranger danger"

[upinya slayin]

The_Pretender00 wrote...

Whenever I'm playing with friends and I have a banshee chasing/OHK me I scream "stranger danger"

lol I do that to. I also yell "i need an adult"

[FuriousAngel24]

Zero 48444 wrote...

My teammate Mark and I refer to Ravagers as "He-Man cannons" for the sound effects they make.

Whenever we get incapped by a Maurader, we always proclaim "it's always a maurader..." This is due to the mauraders always finding a way to get the last hit in.

We tend to "mush" R2-D2er by constantly hitting it with soft melees during Escort

During 1-2-3-4, Targets, or Pizza Delivery, we always proclaim "I got it!" Usually in a high pitch, goofy 12-year old boy voice.

Whenever FB:Goddess loads, I heavy melee in disgust right after loading in (as I hate that map), and mark proclaims "For Thessia" after each wave..

Whenever FBW loads, and were at the platform at the top of the ladder, we start laughing due to a concussion shot/stasis combo to a midair trooper that is still the best stasis "catch" I've ever seen

Whenever I reset the soldier class, Mark and I play a FBWCG with my lvl 1 alliance Soldier with a mattock and a predator. Tradition to see if we can recreate the time the lvl 1 beat 3 lvl 20s.

I'm Mark! Such great memories. Along with some no so good ones...*cough lvl 1

[JRCHOharry]

BuckshotSamurai wrote...

Sometimes I "Flour Sack" my teammates, but not intentionally. Humans teabag, Krogans Flour Sack.

Hahahahaa!

[upinya slayin]

FuriousAngel24 wrote...

Zero 48444 wrote...

My teammate Mark and I refer to Ravagers as "He-Man cannons" for the sound effects they make.

Whenever we get incapped by a Maurader, we always proclaim "it's always a maurader..." This is due to the mauraders always finding a way to get the last hit in.

We tend to "mush" R2-D2er by constantly hitting it with soft melees during Escort

During 1-2-3-4, Targets, or Pizza Delivery, we always proclaim "I got it!" Usually in a high pitch, goofy 12-year old boy voice.

Whenever FB:Goddess loads, I heavy melee in disgust right after loading in (as I hate that map), and mark proclaims "For Thessia" after each wave..

Whenever FBW loads, and were at the platform at the top of the ladder, we start laughing due to a concussion shot/stasis combo to a midair trooper that is still the best stasis "catch" I've ever seen

Whenever I reset the soldier class, Mark and I play a FBWCG with my lvl 1 alliance Soldier with a mattock and a predator. Tradition to see if we can recreate the time the lvl 1 beat 3 lvl 20s.

I'm Mark! Such great memories. Along with some no so good ones...*cough lvl 1

ravagers always remind me of Tundro



Maureders and hunders give the "elbow of dom" or "the peoples elbow"

when an escort mission pops up. hooker jokes happen. i won't get into details lol

several jokes involving blue cheese and parts of the bodies that include sound effetcs. always grosses out ladynemesis which makes it funnier

When getting melee'd by a preatorian i usually yell "rape, rape, oh its raping me"

when 2 teamates are down on top of eahc other they are cuddling

when 1 is down he is taking a nap

[Miclotov]

I can't tell mass effect related jokes. Only horrible and inappropriate stories.

[Hokochu]

My group calls Firebase Dagger "Arizona" and the circular structure at the top of the map "the Donut".

[Alath01]

When i get the pizza and i do the sprint bug i always play guile theme.

[Alath01]

Sorry for double post but had to say this,when an enemy sync kills me i always say "Not without a lawyer"

[DragonRacer]

Creepter wrote...

I don't have many recurring things to say because I mainly only use a mic with a few select people. But when I fly in in silence I usually just go with the average melee moves. Batarian brofists, Turian jetpack-jumps etc.
And the obvious Krogan headbutt fest.

Lately I've been playing a volus and just started running around people I like often. It's hillarious.


EDIT: Oh hai Dragon.

Speaking of that adorable little Volus that runs laps around me, as referenced in my first post... hi, Creepter!

[Schneidend]

DragonRacer wrote...

Nice!

Ate-a-lotta-Pizza's engineer's drone is "Drone McGee". Which we all dearly love when deployed. Drone McGee is good at saving our butts. A lot.

"Drone McGee, save us!"

Drone McGee, Chaz, Hank, and Chavez probably all go out for beers when off-duty.

Oh! I also remembered another couple things my friends and I do. If we should happen to "kill steal" off of one another we very seriously intone "kill secured."

Also, whenever a particularly cool or gruesome headshot occurs, Psychotron and I will occasionally whisper "heeeaaadshoot" in the gruffest voice we can manage.

We also do Nick Cage's "NOT THE BEES!" bit when covered in seekers or when we get caught in the Hazard Glacier swarm, as others have mentioned.

We also quote Left 4 Dead characters whenever we get a fresh coating of Ravager/Swarmer acid. "Covered in burnin' goo ****!"

upinya slayin wrote...

Maureders and hunders give the "elbow of dom" or "the peoples elbow"

My group also does this one, haha.

Modifié par Schneidend, 09 novembre 2012 - 06:43 .

[Sailears]

Posessed abomination running at the squad => youtu.be/MMDv1dwONsA

Every time.

zRz Tyr wrote...

When i use cryo snap or blast, i say "Wat
killd tha dainasaus? TEH AIS AEGE!!!!"

Reegar/PPR + cryo
ammo.

Rynocerous wrote...

Killing enemies with the Kishock : I quote Commando

"Stick Around".

AHAHA! (wait, wasn't it in predator?) I do this too, and with ballistic blades or the grall.

Modifié par Curunen, 09 novembre 2012 - 07:03 .

[upinya slayin]

Schneidend wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

Nice!

Ate-a-lotta-Pizza's engineer's drone is "Drone McGee". Which we all dearly love when deployed. Drone McGee is good at saving our butts. A lot.

"Drone McGee, save us!"

Drone McGee, Chaz, Hank, and Chavez probably all go out for beers when off-duty.

Oh! I also remembered another couple things my friends and I do. If we should happen to "kill steal" off of one another we very seriously intone "kill secured."

Also, whenever a particularly cool or gruesome headshot occurs, Psychotron and I will occasionally whisper "heeeaaadshoot" in the gruffest voice we can manage.

We also do Nick Cage's "NOT THE BEES!" bit when covered in seekers or when we get caught in the Hazard Glacier swarm, as others have mentioned.

We also quote Left 4 Dead characters whenever we get a fresh coating of Ravager/Swarmer acid. "Covered in burnin' goo ****!"

upinya slayin wrote...

Maureders and hunders give the "elbow of dom" or "the peoples elbow"

My group also does this one, haha.

One of my personal favorite running jokes started as making a joke about point and why they don't matter until one person replied if i don't score high enough my GF won't sleep with me, which then turned into saying revives get you laid. So we "steal each other revives to get laid" or i'll gel right before i get revieved and say "ha ha your not getting laid tonight" lol

[diamonte_d]

Also fun to repeatedly yell "Bad touch!" whenever grabbed by a banshee's insta-kill.

[Invader Nemesis]

upinya slayin wrote...

Schneidend wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

Nice!

Ate-a-lotta-Pizza's engineer's drone is "Drone McGee". Which we all dearly love when deployed. Drone McGee is good at saving our butts. A lot.

"Drone McGee, save us!"

Drone McGee, Chaz, Hank, and Chavez probably all go out for beers when off-duty.

Oh! I also remembered another couple things my friends and I do. If we should happen to "kill steal" off of one another we very seriously intone "kill secured."

Also, whenever a particularly cool or gruesome headshot occurs, Psychotron and I will occasionally whisper "heeeaaadshoot" in the gruffest voice we can manage.

We also do Nick Cage's "NOT THE BEES!" bit when covered in seekers or when we get caught in the Hazard Glacier swarm, as others have mentioned.

We also quote Left 4 Dead characters whenever we get a fresh coating of Ravager/Swarmer acid. "Covered in burnin' goo ****!"

upinya slayin wrote...

Maureders and hunders give the "elbow of dom" or "the peoples elbow"

My group also does this one, haha.

One of my personal favorite running jokes started as making a joke about point and why they don't matter until one person replied if i don't score high enough my GF won't sleep with me, which then turned into saying revives get you laid. So we "steal each other revives to get laid" or i'll gel right before i get revieved and say "ha ha your not getting laid tonight" lol

Revive all things = getting laid oh yeah

[upinya slayin]

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

upinya slayin wrote...

Schneidend wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

Nice!

Ate-a-lotta-Pizza's engineer's drone is "Drone McGee". Which we all dearly love when deployed. Drone McGee is good at saving our butts. A lot.

"Drone McGee, save us!"

Drone McGee, Chaz, Hank, and Chavez probably all go out for beers when off-duty.

Oh! I also remembered another couple things my friends and I do. If we should happen to "kill steal" off of one another we very seriously intone "kill secured."

Also, whenever a particularly cool or gruesome headshot occurs, Psychotron and I will occasionally whisper "heeeaaadshoot" in the gruffest voice we can manage.

We also do Nick Cage's "NOT THE BEES!" bit when covered in seekers or when we get caught in the Hazard Glacier swarm, as others have mentioned.

We also quote Left 4 Dead characters whenever we get a fresh coating of Ravager/Swarmer acid. "Covered in burnin' goo ****!"

upinya slayin wrote...

Maureders and hunders give the "elbow of dom" or "the peoples elbow"

My group also does this one, haha.

One of my personal favorite running jokes started as making a joke about point and why they don't matter until one person replied if i don't score high enough my GF won't sleep with me, which then turned into saying revives get you laid. So we "steal each other revives to get laid" or i'll gel right before i get revieved and say "ha ha your not getting laid tonight" lol

Revive all things = getting laid oh yeah

mmm thats nice!

Nothing beats your It wants my body though. except when i try to get you to say it and you laugh so much you can't aim lol