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[WMcAlister]

More than one flamer or Reeger gets a 'Don't cross the streams!'

[upinya slayin]

WMcAlister wrote...

More than one flamer or Reeger gets a 'Don't cross the streams!'

lol i do that with more then1 PPR

[The Smitchens]

People usually get a kick out of it when I tell them I died from stepping in ravager ******.

[WMcAlister]

The Smitchens wrote...

People usually get a kick out of it when I tell them I died from stepping in ravager ******.

I use a word aside from ******..

'God almighty it's like a Motel 6 in here!'

[xZBx]

With a friend of mine, we call the Cannibals "PUERCOS" which means pigs in spanish lol. Sounds hilarious. WE also call the Brutes "Kane" cause of their chokeslam OHK's. The banshee is "Brujas" which means witches.

We call the Atlas "The Atlantic Ocean." We have a weird and twisted sense of humor so I don't expect many to find it funny.

[pigdog3459 is MINE]

My friends and I call Banshee Mother-In-Laws, and I coined the phrase Ninja-B**ch for the Phantoms during the demo days.. One of my friends also call getting sync killed by a banshee " Getting the beefy nipple " I call it getting my prostate checked.

Showing my age much :/

[DragonRacer]

pigdog3459 is MINE wrote...

My friends and I call Banshee Mother-In-Laws, and I coined the phrase Ninja-B**ch for the Phantoms during the demo days.. One of my friends also call getting sync killed by a banshee " Getting the beefy nipple " I call it getting my prostate checked.

Showing my age much :/

Haha, my pet name for them is "Cartwheeling Nag". LOL

[SquintSky12]

Me and one of my xbl friends were in a game a few months ago with some British guy who cracked us both up. He asked what shotgun he should use and we both said the Piranah which he had never used before. The whole game he complained about it saying it was the worst shotgun ever and that "It's a f*cking pea shooter!"

Now we throw that line out whenever we want to say some pug is an idiot without them knowing it.

[THE Terry]

I always tell my teammates the Banshee always chases the most handsom man on the field

[tMc Tallgeese]

Both of my Ryncol Light Presents threads...now I will be adding video of these beings of genius.

[Zso_Zso]

Banshee hug: "Owh, she still loves me !"
Brute preparing to charge: "Come at me lil' bear!"
Team doing the musical-revive-chairs game in front of a turret / during wave-10 hack: cluster-f*ck

[MikeandHolly]

[After hit by Collector swarm]
In my best Chris Farley -
BEES! BEES EVERYWHERE!  YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!

[Datdude1970]

WMcAlister wrote...

More than one flamer or Reeger gets a 'Don't cross the streams!'

Back off man!

[GhostShadow115]

When seeing Guardians: "Watch out Grandpa is angry..."
When heavy meleeing something with a Krogan: "Ar you deaf...! I'm a pimp named Slickback..."
When Atlas' are coming: "WALL-E is angry... again..."
Seeker Swarms on anyone: "NOT THE BEES...!!!!"
And when getting overwhelmed by Dragoons: "Goddammit I don't have your fix...!"

Modifié par GhostShadow115, 10 novembre 2012 - 01:27 .

[AlienSpaceBats]

When more than one of us are using beam weapons or the Reegar:

"Don't cross the streams!!!"

edit: not the only one it seems. 

Modifié par AlienSpaceBats, 10 novembre 2012 - 01:34 .

[canerican]

when team gets a hack that is in a terrible spot/out in the open

"IT'S A TRAP!!!!!"

[The Don's Hound]

When a banshee grabs you

"Ohhhh, she's stroking my hair"

[bane757]

When I first started playing I always ran from the banshees and they would always target my friend so we started calling them his ex's and saying they were looking for their child support and she was angry cause he was part of the dead beat dad organization

I have a habit of rocketing a single swarmer and when my friends ask why I am always like "but they are the most dangerous enemy that the reapers have, do you know how many times I have died because of a swarmer while playing my destroyer?" they then go onto sigh and I just look at the ground and slowly back away

[Sovereign330]

Played with someone who called snap freeze "the air freshener"

[Kingston Atticus]

As my Shadow, if I do my heavy melee I find myself normally saying " Off with YOUR head!"

[Swan Killer]

If I play as a Vorcha and there's a Turian on the team, I'll unleash my flamer on him and tell him that "I've had enough of your tricks!"

Modifié par tivesz, 14 novembre 2012 - 08:51 .

[Rahmiel]

Every single time my friend, or I play the N7 Paladin, my friend makes the same old comment. He says the paladin sounds like he's some kind of.. rockstar or heavy metal band vocalist. So his running joke is always, "Rahm and I always say the paladin sounds like a singer in a band. So he's always trying to convince the other n7's to form a band with him."

To which I always have to correct him by saying, no.. I don't think that. Only you do. Without fail.. he always says it, and always includes me in his opinion of the n7 paladin. I just don't understand why..

[klokked]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

Moisturize me

Yes master.

But in all seriousness.

Entire team of Krogan Soldiers, Sentinels, or Adepts: Krogan Murder Train
Entire team of Kroguards: Krogan Murder Express

Whenever a banshee is heard for the first time in a game:
"Hey [insert name of scrub random player], your girlfriend is here."
or
"Dammit, [insert name of friend], what did I tell you about bringing these naked skanks home with you?"

Brute appears: Let's play some grabass

Playing as my Batarian Brawler: in a team full of randoms with mics, I run around saying I'm the Batman 30+ times throughout the game and narrate my every action

Whenever I'm dead, I say "Hey guys, I'm all over the floor."
Whenever I get sync-killed by a phantom or banshee, I say "Aren't I supposed to be doing the penetrating?"

Modifié par klokked, 14 novembre 2012 - 08:44 .

[Swan Killer]

Zero 48444 wrote...

Whenever I cast Singularity, I can't help myself from saying "Enjoy the ride..."

Which I usually respond something like: "Enemy is everywhere!!!" and some other ME1/ME2 quotes. They usually don't make any sense in the put situation, but it's just something that comes naturally.

[klokked]

When I get attacked by swarms, I normally say "I feel like The Pain."