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[HoochieHamiltoe]

AkuIaTubShark wrote...

Shawn22OS wrote...

AkuIaTubShark wrote...

Shawn22OS wrote...

What random are we going to feed to the crab(Praetorian) this game?

Or debating on who's getting Nuke-Lashed - that's always a fun one I keep in my mind.

Banshee's warp ball is called the B**** Ball! 

Coconuts of doom!
...
Or there is always the thing about when I go to do something real quick and what everyone assumes I get...

Or when Swarlos runs into a room full of enemies and screams "That's not where I parked my car"!

[Invader Nemesis]

Shawn22OS wrote...

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

When being chased by enemies who can one-hit : Oh no! It wants my body!

(Its a lot funnier when you actually hear me say it, I emphasize on the word body and I have a rather thick southern accent some of my friends think its hilarious)

My friends and I can relate. When a Banshee chases us we say she wants our "Goodie Basket"!

Sometimes I say it wants my jiggly bum, especially when playing as female quarian.

[rootvigo]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

I am curious if you have any jokes you always seem to be making while playing MP.

For example whenever I play with someone I know who is a volus I start saying "Moisturize me" when I need a heal right away.

So whats some of yours? (Please keep appropriate) 

Does "moisturize me" mean; Clog my pores so my biotics embedded in my body wont go off?

LOL sorry Bryan, love the game.. I couldn't resist!

Much love sir

[LostMem0ry]

"Hey nathan, we didn't know your sister played mass effect."
*sees a phantom enter the field*
Me : " you guys are knobheads >_>"

[AkuIaTubShark]

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

Shawn22OS wrote...

LadyNemsis21 wrote...

When being chased by enemies who can one-hit : Oh no! It wants my body!

(Its a lot funnier when you actually hear me say it, I emphasize on the word body and I have a rather thick southern accent some of my friends think its hilarious)

My friends and I can relate. When a Banshee chases us we say she wants our "Goodie Basket"!

Sometimes I say it wants my jiggly bum, especially when playing as female quarian.

Don't get him started on that class, we'll be hearing about it for the rest of the night during hames. 

[nick91_99]

bane gregory wrote...

While playing N7 paladin I like shooting snap freeze into other players faces and grunting in my mic

thats creepy dude.  like arnold jackson in a bicylce shop type of creepy.

[TeamLexana]

Bryan Johnson wrote...

MIA115 wrote...

Bryan Johnson wrote...

I am curious if you have any jokes you always seem to be making while playing MP.

For example whenever I play with someone I know who is a volus I start saying "Moisturize me" when I need a heal right away.

So whats some of yours? (Please keep appropriate) 

Do you explode without your water?

No I killed the volus the first time due to excessive laughing, and then I died...

Lol. That's awesome. I love Doctor Who.

[NikkoJT]

I don't play with friends/with mic enough to have running jokes, but I did once make a very clever joke involving Banshees

[I am playing a BatSo with a Kishock on Gold or Platinum, running away from a Banshee]
Friend (mic): she really likes you Nikko
Me (Origin BTW ADD IN-GAME TEXT CHAT PLZ): nah it's my big long harpoon gun she's after

[Nicegil2012]

My cousin who is new to ME3 multiplayer constantly yells "Whippers" when he sees Dragoons.

[calavash]

every time i cloak and go to hack the nodes i sing Secret Agent Man over my headset. Only when playing with friends that is they all get a good kick out it, even had one of them play the music for me one day

[OneTrueShot]

Ragegelling - The act of geling when you know damn well your team could pick you up.

[lazysundae]

When playing with friends, if we hear "Team member down!" and it was a Banshee, Phantom, etc, we ask "how dead are you??!" "Only MOSTLY dead" if we're bleeding out and not completely murdered.

I also like to accuse a couple friends of "stealing" everything - you stole my kill/revive/ammo/explosion/retrieval/hack node/wallet. (I honestly don't think there's stealing in the game!)

Modifié par lazysundae, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:55 .

[VilyaEleni]

In private games I have been known to shout "They're after me lucky charms!" when an enemy or spawn is after me, especially with objectives. Also whenever husks come after me I yell that I need an adult.

Too shy to ever do this in a PUG, though.

[Obtaining Consensus]

A friend and I refer to killing enemies/being killed as 'touching the butt'. When a banshee chases someone around the map we usually say something like 'she really wants to touch your butt'. I have entirely too many butt-related jokes for this game that I keep to myself.

Also, while playing the Fury and looking for more things to demolish with her, I like to hum the Jaws theme.

Modifié par Obtaining Consensus, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:56 .

[Shotgun Nova]

Well I utter one of my famous remarks among my friends: Riskit-Biscuit. Whenever something is a suicide attempt.

I also like to call some of the Enable/Disable objectives, a fax machine. "Hey guys, protect me, I'm sending faxes!"
Or a Coffee Grinder...

Also I like to refer to the Phantoms sync-kill as an inappropriate sexual gesture.

And then one of my best buddies has the "Sacrifice to the gods," but that's for a later time.

Modifié par Shotgun Nova, 09 novembre 2012 - 12:56 .

[Shampoohorn]

I frequently, arbitrarily say "I'm wounded!" whenever I play a drellguard.

I use the kishok to steal kills from melee krogans. Even the krogans think it's funny. Usually.

[DeadeyeCYclops]

nick91_99 wrote...

I call the hallway on Dagger "The bowling alley"

this is why i want a biotic bowling ball move that is  basically shockwave, but is just a rolling ball of biotics

[TeamLexana]

Oh my freinds and I also always always crack the same jokes about randoms camping the extraction zone if we have a random in one of the slots.

Stuff like "Oh man, we gotta do what the disembodied voice says man! Go. To. Extraction. NOW!!!" or "Everyone knows you get more xp and credits for camping it the whole time! Oh... wait..." and "I had too many medgels and rockets anyways. I have to use them all, it's the rule." Etc, etc. lol.

[Gray Hunter]

When ME3 first came out, I was in a duo match with my best friend. We were struggling with a boss, and my friend asked me if he should use a missile. However, his actual words were:

"Shall I whip out my Cobra?"

He didn't mean it to sound dirty, but being men we totally cracked up and failed the mission. Ever since, our code for the other one to fire a missile is to tell him to whip it, or whip it out.

[ndw542]

Whenever I'm playing with friends and we get into a bad spot with several people going down close together, I call out "FAILURE PILE!" so the remaining person stays clear until one of us gels and gets the others up and/or clears the area. It tends to draw laughs most of the time. Fortunately, it doesn't happen very often; I assume it'd lose its humor value quickly if it happened daily (or more often).

I did it once while playing with a single friend and a pair of randoms, and one of the randoms started laugh-snorting. It's a bit of a had-be-there kind of thing, but it went over very well in the moment.

[Ubergrog]

I refer to all volus as "stunty" or "rolly polley"
When it's an all volus game, Skittle squad.

"BEEEEES! I AM COVERED IN BEEEEEES"

[Geimhreadh]

I keep reminding one of my friends that he's NOT supposed to make out with the banshees, no matter how much it looks like they need hugs.

[Terrapin]

Sometimes
when I select Quick Match I'll instantly be able to hear other players
chatting but won't be put into the lobby/game.  Whenever this happens I
have some fun by playing them stuff like this www.youtube.com/watch and laugh while they wonder aloud what's going on before ending the search.

[LandoCalrisian]

I have various hot saxophone solos on my phone that I'll play after an especially hectic round into the mic - Baker Street, Who can I turn to, Careless Whisper, Harden my heart, Never surrender.

Shock is followed by insane laughter all around.

If it's a PUG I get 3 friend requests after the game EVERY TIME.

[MegaIllusiveMan]

I named my Paladin: Captain America and painted him like a BAWS!