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[Zero132132]

One night, I was playing a game with oXTheReverendXo and Jack Crapper. We were about one minute into the extraction round when Jack got disconnected. Shortly after, we wiped, and back in the lobby, completely absent-mindedly, when we didn't extract I said "Well, at least we got our credits."

They gave me **** about it for a while, because it was SUCH a dick thing to say (I swear I didn't mean to). I guess it's mostly just me, but whenever I say that, I'm 90% sure that I'm going to get disconnected. A night or two back, I got disconnected during extraction. I asked if one of them was gonna say it, and they basically said that they can't imagine how anyone would be enough of an ass hole to say that to someone who got DC'd.

Maybe it's not a recurring joke, but I laugh.

[AlienSpaceBats]

Just quotes and sound bytes from older games, like:

"Headshot!"
"DOMINATING!"
Various Quake 2 Strogg noises...

Bad puns, and

"that's what she said"
to EVERYTHING spoken in-game.

[Lyria]

We refer to the praetorian as "rock lobster"
The banshee is "love shack"
Insta killed by a phantom is a "whammy kiss"
Pyros are "lava"

[ytfeL]

Whenever I play Kroguard on Glacier I say something to the effect of "Krogan Stairmaster is gonna whip you into shape!"

[nhcre8tv1]

I call the missile launcher "The Showstopper". I can't think if I have any at the moment, which means I probably don't.

[Ubergrog]

When I am being sync killed "Hey! I found where the budget went for the original ending!"

"Yay! I love Dragon's Lair!"

"Quicktime events! It's like sweet sweet laziness in game design"

Modifié par Ubergrog, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:06 .

[oXTheReverendXo]

Zero132132 wrote...

One night, I was playing a game with oXTheReverendXo and Jack Crapper. We were about one minute into the extraction round when Jack got disconnected. Shortly after, we wiped, and back in the lobby, completely absent-mindedly, when we didn't extract I said "Well, at least we got our credits."

They gave me **** about it for a while, because it was SUCH a dick thing to say (I swear I didn't mean to). I guess it's mostly just me, but whenever I say that, I'm 90% sure that I'm going to get disconnected. A night or two back, I got disconnected during extraction. I asked if one of them was gonna say it, and they basically said that they can't imagine how anyone would be enough of an ass hole to say that to someone who got DC'd.

Maybe it's not a recurring joke, but I laugh.

Haha, knew I was going to see this here. Actually, somebody (think it was Jack) hit me with it a couple nights ago when I DC'd, hopped back into the game, then DC'd again.

[DragonRacer]

Oh, man, all sorts.

I have a friend whose user name involves the word "Pizza". So we usually joke about those pizza delivery objectives whenever he's in the room.

I have another friend who's been rolling a Volus lately (pun intended) and he has this hilarious habit of running laps around my character between waves. There's nothing quite like the sight of a pint-sized little fat dude circling your Turian. It's even better when the other two teammates are randoms and they just kind of stare at the circus scene in thinly-veiled confusion.

And last but not least, anyone who plays with me knows my terrible affliction with husks and abominations (mainly, that I seem to wear Axe Body Spray for Zombies, especially noticeable with my Turians but my other characters don't seem immune to this phenomenon either). Folks playing with me for the first time never understand... think I'm exaggerating and my other friends in the room are in on it... until they inevitably stumble across me running towards an objective/turning around/doing whatever while trailing 3-4 husks in my wake like they're the paparazzi. Because of this, there's always the running joke whenever Reapers (or, now, Collectors) pop up in Unknown/Unknown games that, "Hey, we don't have to worry about getting grabbed 'cause Dragon's here to collect the riff-raff!"

Additionally, there are some who now call me "Husk Bait" and celebrate my presence in their rooms. Those would be my friends seeking the Death Guard banner and desperate for husk points. They know to keep me in close visual range because I WILL collect my usual swarm of husks and bring them over to them for easy points. LOL

Bryan, you guys should make a special banner just for me: Husk Magnet or All The Husks, All The Time or I'm Where The Husk Party's At. Something. There's gotta be a reward for collecting these critters like they're Pokemon.

[bondiboy]

Putting kicks against friends . Open last position for public .What does a random think when they join and sees 2 kicks against each player in the lobby ? Not sure ...I think they are too confused/worried about saying anything to anyone.

[Pyth the Bull]

We joke a lot about man ass.

No ******.

[kevosama]

On extraction someone always yells "Get to da choppa!" (predator)
The first time we were laughing too hard to extract.

Modifié par kevosama, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:18 .

[DullahansXMark]

"Agh, I'm dying!" -- when I start bleeding out (A reference to LordQuadros' "Snake Sells Out" video)
"I guess it's explosion season already -- Ravager/Scion/Rocket Trooper spamming attacks (see above)
"Agh, I'm falling!" -- I hop off a ledge (A reference to LordQuadros' "Metal Gear Abridged episode 2")
"Surprise grenade sex!" -- I throw a grenade (Metal Gear Solid: The Abridged Snakes Ep. 3)
"Let that nerd alone." -- I save someone about to get stomped (MGS: TAS Ep. 3)
"Why am I the only one using Medi-Gel?" -- every PUG game

[VilyaEleni]

When I play either of the Phoenix biotics against Cerberus, I pretend to know everyone. "Hi, Bill the Guardian! Sorry about that!" And all the phantoms are angry ex girlfriends.

[SapientesGladio]

When playing the Vorcha I always say "old enough to bleeed"

[DragonRacer]

Annomander wrote...

One very funny aspect of our play, which bioware successfully killed with extraction credits, was "melee or nothing!"

After we completed the wave 10 objective, we always called for "melee or nothing!" which involved the four of us, irrespective of character kit hurling ourselves head first at the nearest bunch of enemies and attempting to kill them using only melee attacks.

Oh, man, that reminds me of something the group I ran with a LOT when I first got this game did. Extraction wave, it was tradition for us to run laps around the map while singing Flock of Seagulls' "I Ran (So Far Away)". Granted, we'd then hit the actual LZ in time to catch the shuttle, but there's nothing quite like a pack of us running right past confused Banshees, Brutes, Ravagers, etc while all singing, "And I raaaaaaan, I ran so far awaaaaaay...."

Modifié par DragonRacer, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:59 .

[rgeshevv]

When I play Claymore human soldier I always rush the spawns, running around the map killing stuff. Every now and then I miss one mook and he melee me from behind. I do 180 degrees, blow his head off and say: "Get the F*** outta my sight." Really satisfying with Hunters. :]

When playing with grenade characters I often find some trooper or cannibal that is going for someone else and not me. I throw a grenade and yell: "Oh, you want a gift? Catch!"

While playing with Krogan on White I always stay in the LZ on early waves meleeing everything that spawn below. When I melee some trooper or husk and send him flying far far away I think to myself: "Oh, he learned to fly. Why I can't fly, but a husk can?!?"

When me and my friends end up on revive wagon, and someone manage to rocket everything I say: "Well, a rocket solves all my problems too..."

[Shepard VI]

I like to imitate Batman character voices. For example, my Drell Adept is Batman, so I'll do a Batman grunt voice. I'll scream for Alfred when I go down. N7 Paladin is Mr. Freeze. Original, I know. Vorcha Soldier is the Joker. Salarian Infiltrator is Robin. I'll say JIMINY JILLICKERS, BATMAN, YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD! You get the idea.

The weird thing is that I base the voices from either the movies or the Animated Series. The ones that I associate the character with the most.

Modifié par IndoctrinatedSpectre, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:32 .

[JGDD]

"Leroy to the right!"

Dragoons aka: Leroy Jenkins with my usual circle of friends.

[DragonRacer]

Ferus37 wrote...

I call the Brute sync-kill the "hamster grab" or that he squeaky toyed me. It's from a comic with Lenore the cute little dead girl.
When I get sync-killed by a Phantom I say she took my spleen, because the seems to be a favored body part to get hurt in movies/series.
When I get sync-killed by a Praetorian I say he went all Starship Troopers brain bug on me, since he sucks my brains out.
When I get sync-killed by a Banshee I say she ate my brain.
(Sure sounds like I get sync-killed a lot, doesn't it? It doesn't happen that often, but my record is 5 Phantom sync kills in a 7 round failed gold match.)
When I get hit by a rocket I call it a Garrus impersonation.
I call the sound Vorcha make when the bloodlust kicks in the "Vorcha burst" because they sound like they're bursting.

Other than that I do half-arsed Vorcha and Krogan impersonations when I play them, squeal sometimes, crack terrible jokes, go "nononononono" and "bad Banshee/Atlas/Brute/whatever, BAD!" when said enemy is in melee range and looking like they want to kill me, and generally don't take the game seriously.

Nice!

My Turians seem to take a lot of rockets to the face when playing against geth. I almost always bust out with, "I'm not Garrus, guys, so you can stop with the rockets-to-the-face, thank you very much!"

If I've drawn a Banshee's aggro and she's chasing me around the map, I quote Pumba from The Lion King when being chased by Nala: "SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!"

Also, if I'm running and round a corner only to find myself smack-dab in the middle of a spawn, I will turn right back around and run away, warning my teammates, "You don't wanna go there. Bad things! Looooots of Bad Things!" or the ever-hilarious "Enemies everywhere!"

[majinclos]

When a banshee is approaching I yell out "Here comes my Ex!!" "Watch out! She's gonna french ya!" (Sync kill)

[reioni]

i tend to do goofy voices of whatever i'm playing when i play with friends/xbox regulars. needless to say the vorcha terrifies many.

[Reaganstorme]

I once accidentally left my supply pylon at the downstairs hack in FB: Glacier in an all Demolisher Platinum game.

We ran back to our defensive spot and I suddenly exclaimed that we all had to go back for it and then spent the remainder of the game asking to "borrow" grenades from my team mates when they refused.

They get kinda funny now when I mention that I'm out of grenades.

Modifié par Reaganstorme, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:36 .

[Datdude1970]

Shipping Containers on Rio...
Mine B***h....
Flippy Little B****es....

All very inside...not telling what they mean either....

[DragonRacer]

Also, if you ever get someone joining your game mid-match and you suddenly hear over the mic: "There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!" That would be me. Because I literally do that every time I can hear myself entering a heated in-progress match. Because I am a gigantic dork. LOL

[Asharad Hett]

DragonRacer wrote...

Also, if you ever get someone joining your game mid-match and you suddenly hear over the mic: "There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!" That would be me. Because I literally do that every time I can hear myself entering a heated in-progress match. Because I am a gigantic dork. LOL

Hahahaha.  I've heard you before.