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[PsiMatrix]

The Krogan headbutt. Supposed to be an insult but has become something of a comaradere thing whenever we meet.

Saying 'Bang and the dirt is gone' when heavy meleeing as a Krogan. Sometimes just to myself/in my head.

Occasionally shouting 'Leeroy..Jenkins' when doing a Biotic Charge with the pause as it activates

[Blaine Kodos]

Fury or Valkyrie running around enemies with Annihilation Field up: Giving them Space Cancer
Volus dodge rolling: ACTION VOLUS, YEAH (must be spoken energetically and with feeling)
Player joins the lobby or game as a Volus: "We got a Volus, we can't lose now."
Husk approaching: "Look out, the deadliest enemy in the game!"

Also, any time you go up the long ladder in Vancouver, you are required to sing "I'm stiiill in a dreeeeam, Snaaake Eaaateeeer"

[Locutus_of_BORG]

"Space Magic" ==> The Banshee's ranged attack / any time the AI cheats at spawning, ignoring player powers/attacks, instakilling players, etc. Most ppl seem to get it when I yell: Lots of Space Magic!!

"Hug" ==> The Cannibal's melee attack. I've also heard it used to refer to the Banshee / Praetorian sync-kill.

"Trollhand" ==> The Phantom's palm blaster.


Also quoting ME1 combat taunts seems to get some laughs: Go! Go! Go!  Enemies Everywhere!!  I Will Destroy You! etc. etc.

Modifié par Locutus_of_BORG, 09 novembre 2012 - 02:48 .

[DragonRacer]

Blaine Kodos wrote...

Fury or Valkyrie running around enemies with Annihilation Field up: Giving them Space Cancer
Volus dodge rolling: ACTION VOLUS, YEAH (must be spoken energetically and with feeling)
Player joins the lobby or game as a Volus: "We got a Volus, we can't lose now."
Husk approaching: "Look out, the deadliest enemy in the game!"

Also, any time you go up the long ladder in Vancouver, you are required to sing "I'm stiiill in a dreeeeam, Snaaake Eaaateeeer"

Strategically significant targets. LOL

Anyone else call Possessed Abominations Michael Bay? My friends will usually warn each other about an incoming "Michael Bay Explosion".

I also have a terrible habit of bum-rushing the "new guy" whenever someone drops into our games mid-match. I'll run up and circle them like, "Ooooh, what'd we get, what'd we get?" I mean, granted, I always make it a point to protect their vulnerable body while their screen's still loading, but I have to imagine what it sounds like to the poor random when a chick is commenting on their character and color scheme like she's appraising a racehorse at the auction block. THAT'S your greeting to my game. May God have mercy on your soul for what you're about to drop into. LOLOL

[lazysundae]

WoWLynnia wrote...

Anytime my friend and I are playing against Cerberus, we start quoting Portal 2 when engineers drop turrets. ;

"There you are."
"I see you."
"Hellooo. Is anyone there?"
"Are you still there?"

OMG I literally just spit water all over my screen.   I'm so going to start doing this.

"I'm different."

[Cayleafgirl]

When sync killed by banshee: She took my lunch money!

When playing chicken with a brute: Come at me, Big Boy!

When grabbing: GET OVER HERE (a la Mortal Combat)

When any turian dies: he was in the middle of some callibrations)

When biotic charging at the same time a brute charges: so you want to play chicken, eh?

I could go on and on...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I don't know how it started, but when I'm playing with my buddies, and a Drell is left to clutch a wave, the Drell player will say, "It's cool. I got it. I'm a Drell." It obviously came from the fact he's so squishy, and although they are powerful characters, it is still funny to hear.

One time, during a Platinum game, my game froze during the Extraction wave. One of the crew said, upon my return, "Hey, at least you got your credits."
Ouch. It became a running joke to say whenever someone got disconnected or froze.

[UKStory135]

Buckshot Samurai and I always joke about PUGs getting bonus points for running straight to the LZ

[xWARx DEMON]

My friends and I call the banshee the "ex gf/wife" she's crazy, comes out of nowhere, looks like she's pregnant, and tries to take your life away. Literally.

Lol

[AndanteInBlue]

I tried to explain to my gf what the Volus was and ending up calling him the combat beach ball ^^

[DarkOrgasm]

When the game just isnt going your way and you feel the enemy is only picking on you:

"I think its Rage Rocket time!!! ....which the first unlucky enemy unit that crosses your path gets one to the face.

If your Rage is high enough, you empty all your rockets that wave.

When killing the last enemy is a Nemesis, mimicing her dying cry is common.

[justin_sayne1]

Oppan Quarian Style

[canerican]

*hears banshee scream* "BABY COME BACK!!!!" (in the song format of course) *goes chasing after banshee*

or when i have 3 pretorians chasing me

"the british are coming, the british are coming" (repeated until i reach my team, at which point i sometimes scream) "FOR AMERICAN FREEDOM, VIVA THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION"

[Installation17]

Way back in the demo days, I played nothing but the Human Infiltrator. My title was the "ninja medic". I spent 80% of each game cloaked and the moment someone went down, I was there to pick them up. It happened so often I started carrying a shotgun as my sidearm.

My Phoenix vanguard is called Meta, he wields an omni-blade Falcon and a Phalanx. I make sinister hissing noises all game.

I intentionally let near-dead banshees grab my Destroyer just to kill them with a point-blank hydra rocket.

My adjective of choice is "esophagate", a cross between eviscerate and esophagus. It is what I say I will do to things that down me.

Modifié par Installation17, 09 novembre 2012 - 04:00 .

[DragonRacer]

canerican wrote...

*hears banshee scream* "BABY COME BACK!!!!" (in the song format of course) *goes chasing after banshee*

or when i have 3 pretorians chasing me

"the british are coming, the british are coming" (repeated until i reach my team, at which point i sometimes scream) "FOR AMERICAN FREEDOM, VIVA THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION"

hah!

I have been known to run past a friend while a Banshee is chasing me, yelling "Surprise!" as I fly by. If I run past you and I shout this, you should run. Means something bad's chasing me that might find you tastier.

[N7-RedFox]

Escort Objective (In a posh english accent) "Hello, my name is R2Detour the Retard Drone and i'm going to take you through the biggest pack of enemies i can find."

[Xanthalas]

I'm guilty of many bad puns....

Most (in)famously is when fighting/killing/killed by a brute.

"That was Brutal"

I also make passes at Vorcha, while playing as them.

Sing songs as a "Volus"

Sometimes I shout "Butt Punch" when Melee'ing as a Batarian against the back of an Enemy.

"Brutal ButtPunch" etc...

I call Abominations "Creepers"

Modifié par Xanthalas, 09 novembre 2012 - 03:24 .

[oXTheReverendXo]

Jack Crapper wrote...

I don't know how it started, but when I'm playing with my buddies, and a Drell is left to clutch a wave, the Drell player will say, "It's cool. I got it. I'm a Drell." It obviously came from the fact he's so squishy, and although they are powerful characters, it is still funny to hear.

One time, during a Platinum game, my game froze during the Extraction wave. One of the crew said, upon my return, "Hey, at least you got your credits."
Ouch. It became a running joke to say whenever someone got disconnected or froze.

Hahaha, yeah Zero already beat you to it, but you reminded me of another one.

So this guy ^^^ and I were dinking around, waiting for freinds to get on and decided to two-man U/U/G with Turian Soldiers using some horrible gun or other. We end up on Reapers/London and Jack manages to get Banshee grabbed at the beginning of Wave 8. Since I had some sort of crappy gun (pre-buff Eagle?) with no back up weapon on a harsh wave on a terrible map. He decides it's going to take me a while, so he's like "I'm going to go smoke."

Lo and behold I make it through the wave fairly quickly, which leaves his toon standing in the middle of the map as Wave 9 begins. Seconds later, he comes back to being magnet-grabbed again. We ended up wiping when I couldn't keep clutching.

Now whenever someone gets grabbed and leaves the other clutching, we'll say "Be right back, I'm gonna go smoke."

[canerican]

DragonRacer wrote...

canerican wrote...

*hears banshee scream* "BABY COME BACK!!!!" (in the song format of course) *goes chasing after banshee*

or when i have 3 pretorians chasing me

"the british are coming, the british are coming" (repeated until i reach my team, at which point i sometimes scream) "FOR AMERICAN FREEDOM, VIVA THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION"

hah!

I have been known to run past a friend while a Banshee is chasing me, yelling "Surprise!" as I fly by. If I run past you and I shout this, you should run. Means something bad's chasing me that might find you tastier.

yeah i sometimes do that to lol xD my favorite though is running past someone with the preatorians on me so much win as they actually keep up with you i run past someone and after a bit, turn around and ask if they is ok while watching their head being bitten off 

[Ate-alot-o-piZZa]

DragonRacer wrote...

Anyone else call Possessed Abominations Michael Bay? My friends will usually warn each other about an incoming "Michael Bay Explosion".

No clue who came up with that one

A praetorian once fired lasers out of it's backside at me and I shouted "Oh God BUTT LAZORZ!!!" It's become a running gag between me and a few friends whenever we see a praetorian. Everyone shouts "BUTT LAZORZ! BUTT LAZORZ!!!"

Another thing was one time a friend of mine got grabbed by banshees 7 times in one day and has as such been dubbed "Banshee bait." So whenever my friends or I see a banshee we shout things like "Banshee bait, we need you!" or if he's not in the game "Where's banshee bait when we need him!?"

[Qui-Gon Glenn]

If the wave has calmed down a bit, and I get one of those "Cerberus is lazy" moments, especially with Geth.... I generally slowly assault them in a way many might consider lewd.

[cgtrfghj7]

During waves my teammates like to shoot/melee/use powers on each other.

Whenever they use Snap Freeze/Cryo Blast i like to say:

"Hey guys, CHILL out..."

Badum pssttttt

[iloveexplosives]

i make harbinger voices when i face collecters since they cant at the moment

[jandrewcepticon]

Sometimes when I am left to solo because my teammates got taken down, I like to sing "..all by myself..don't wanna be..all by myself..anymore." while being chased by a group of baddies.

Also, I sometimes say:
"Y U NO REVIVE ME?" or "Y U DIE?" and "Ermahgerd, Bernshee!"

[Ferus37]

DragonRacer wrote...

Also, if you ever get someone joining your game mid-match and you suddenly hear over the mic: "There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!" That would be me. Because I literally do that every time I can hear myself entering a heated in-progress match. Because I am a gigantic dork. LOL

I've been known to sing "Mighty Mouse to save the day!" when running to revive someone, or when I pull out the missile launcher when we're about to get swamped. 


I remembered another thing I do often too, which I forgot on my first list. When using a grenade character I tend to shout things like "Hey Marauder, eat grenades!" when throwing them. And if an enemy throws a grenade at me I'll sometimes throw one back and say "my grenades are better than yours" or "two can play at that game".