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[Ziegrif]

Whenever I get left alone to hold a flank or am alone and need to do a big damn hero moment and happen to be carrying the Eagle I about 90% of the time will yell:

''DON'T WORRY GUYS! I GOT THE EAGLE!'' or ''DON'T WORRY! I'LL RESCUE YOU WITH THE EAGLE!''

Also *Posessed abomination blows up* ''HAHAHAHAHAA!! AHAHAHAHAA!!!''

[dmurphy8A5]

I'm also a fan of saying "aaaannd face punch" whenever performing a cover grab.

[Asari Goddess]

I can't help it when i see a volus i have to say "willy wanka needs you"
"Whats a Oompa-Loompa doing here" or if the fail i say "go back to willy wanka's chocolate factory"

[dmurphy8A5]

One more. Whenever I die or am bleeding out when extraction occurs and I get up I like to say "don't leave me guys I can make it" especially when I'm actually in the extraction zone.

[Ferus37]

Zero 48444 wrote...

My teammate Mark and I refer to Ravagers as "He-Man cannons" for the sound effects they make.

My first thought when I read that was: "Omigosh! He's right!"
That's hilarious, and it'll probably haunt me in every Reaper match from now on. 

[LordDeathkeeper]

I usually refer to the Phoenix Vanguard as the Lash-Flinging Smasher, and will refer to him as such in a match.

Also, whenever I get the delivery objective as a Krogan in Silver or Bronze (the difficulties where I can just run straight through enemies with it while punching) I usually say something along the lines of "This is Death's Pizza delivery service, where our friendly, speedy delivery Krogan get there in 3 minutes or less, and every pizza comes with a side of PAIN." I then go on a tangent of pizza-related Krogan humor.

[Zero 48444]

When a banshee grabs me or my team mates, it's called "we got a prostate exam"

Whenever anyone of us plays a Paladin, we spam snap freeze and quote Arnold from Batman. "Wut keeled za Dinosaurs? dah Eyes Ahhge!" Always goes over well.

[RequiemPrime]

Me and my boys always know when the last enemy alive is a boss unit, we all yell out "Melee Party" And procede to light melee whatever it is to death.

Any of us using the Paladin's Snap Freeze and spray it on each other yelling "You're pregnant!"

Then there was the Squeal Squad thing where you had to squeal like a piggy if you needed to be healed. And that was born out of a very strange random that joined us one time......

[Tyrannus00]

Made entirely obvious here, when ever I play my Vorcha Sentinel all I can think is "VORCHA VORCHA! VORCHA VORCHA VORCHA! VORCHA FIRE!"

It's kinda counter productive. But only kinda.

[Zaidra]

The door that used to instantly revive you on firebase white became known as the Lazarus doorway to some of us... not sure how big that was.

Also "SON OF A BANSHEE!!!" when I get sync-killed by a banshee....

yeah, don't think that one needs explaining. xD

When somebody joins a platinum game mid-match that I'm already in where the rest of the team is crappy, I greet them with "Hi, welcome to hell."

That's no joke, though. I'm completely serious.

Modifié par Zaidra, 09 novembre 2012 - 06:20 .

[CynicalKrogan]

Darth Vader Volus impressions. Works every time.

"No../I/ am your father's exo-suit repairman. Search your feelings,you know it to be true."

[Shepard VI]

Ziegrif wrote...

Whenever I get left alone to hold a flank or am alone and need to do a big damn hero moment and happen to be carrying the Eagle I about 90% of the time will yell:

''DON'T WORRY GUYS! I GOT THE EAGLE!'' or ''DON'T WORRY! I'LL RESCUE YOU WITH THE EAGLE!''

Also *Posessed abomination blows up* ''HAHAHAHAHAA!! AHAHAHAHAA!!!''

Are you one of those people that will purposely kill a Possessed Abomination that's attacking the evac point with less than 2 seconds remaining, killing everybody?

If so, good show.

[Zero 48444]

Ferus37 wrote...

Zero 48444 wrote...

My teammate Mark and I refer to Ravagers as "He-Man cannons" for the sound effects they make.

My first thought when I read that was: "Omigosh! He's right!"
That's hilarious, and it'll probably haunt me in every Reaper match from now on. 

Ha!!  That's awesome.  See?  I knew I wasn't crazy when I heard that!

[Korruptor]

OneTrueShot wrote...
Ragegelling - The act of geling when you know damn well your team could pick you up.

Been known to do the same.

Ubergrog wrote...
I refer to all volus as "stunty" or "rolly polley"

Yes they are, though I think 'combat beach ball' may have just taken spot for a favorite.

justgimmedudedammit wrote...
"Leroy to the right!"
Dragoons aka: Leroy Jenkins with my usual circle of friends.

Wow, definitely gonna use this now.

DragonRacer wrote...
I also have a terrible habit of bum-rushing the "new guy" whenever someone drops into our games mid-match. I'll run up and circle them like, "Ooooh, what'd we get, what'd we get?" I mean, granted, I always make it a point to protect their vulnerable body while their screen's still loading, but I have to imagine what it sounds like to the poor random when a chick is commenting on their character and color scheme like she's appraising a racehorse at the auction block. THAT'S your greeting to my game. May God have mercy on your soul for what you're about to drop into. LOLOL

Dang, really wish I could run with you once just to hear that, sounds hilarious.

Angelwave wrote...
Then there was the Squeal Squad thing where you had to squeal like a piggy if you needed to be healed. And that was born out of a very strange random that joined us one time......

Must tell us more.

- Whenever I'm soloing a brute, I'll talk down to it, "Who's a big dog? You are, yes you are," or some variation appropriate for naughty puppies.

[Schneidend]

My group and I name our "pets."

Fellow BSN'er Voxgizer's Geth Engineer is Tim The Enchanter, and his turret is Chaz. Chaz is actually not a turret, but an amputee geth war veteran, and is a complete and total badass. He doesn't steal your kills, for those kills belong to him. Your shields are not being recharged by technology, but from the radiant glow of Chaz being awesome.

My Destroyer's Missile Launcher is known as Hank, and he is actually the source of the Destroyer's dialogue, while the Destroyer himself is actually mute. Hank is really, really pissed off all the time.

Vox and I's mutual friend Psychotron has his human Engineer, whose drone is known as Chavez. Chavez is suave as hell, and is constantly wooing Banshees and taking them out to dinner.

[Dimlor]

Bro Namath1 wrote...

I'm not sure if this is what you meant but when I'm a Krogan, I like to start the match/wave by headbutting my teammates as a sign of brotherhood. I'm sure it just looks ridiculous but a lot of people do it.

[felipo89]

Whenever me and my friends play with characters that have a punch as a heavy melee, we try to do a brofist... We´re still working on the sync though LOL.

[Zero132132]

Not really a running joke, but I've started to refer to my Volus Engineer as "Wrecking Ball."

[Xeonzs]

One of my friends says that the banshees are all my wives and I say that all the husks are her husbands
We're always making jokes about sexy turian and quarian hips.
Plus we mix bacon with anything mass effect.

We usually just trash talk a lot and make jokes on the go as we play, makes playing 4x more enjoyable.

Modifié par Xeonzs, 09 novembre 2012 - 06:50 .

[WoWLynnia]

lazysundae wrote...

WoWLynnia wrote...

Anytime my friend and I are playing against Cerberus, we start quoting Portal 2 when engineers drop turrets. ;

"There you are."
"I see you."
"Hellooo. Is anyone there?"
"Are you still there?"

OMG I literally just spit water all over my screen.   I'm so going to start doing this.

"I'm different."

[Daynan]

"Stop shooting me! Shoot the Infiltrators! There're like, three of them!"

Full Extraction?
"Fuxtraction"™

[TakedaMauro]

When my brother plays with a Geth character he usually doesn't say a word, just beep sounds, besides trollin' me and our friends with the flamer or the GPS of course.

[Siran]

We usually greet the enemies we grab over cover.

Imagine a German voice and then a warm "Hallooooooo!" then you'll have a good approximation
And we used to tell each other what we found in our poor victims pockets after grabbing them.

Modifié par Siran, 09 novembre 2012 - 07:19 .

[jancz89]

with my friends we for example call banshee "šéfová" (the boss lady) or "ta uječená" (the yelling one)

I myself call firebase Rio "rumba koule" (the maraca) because of the buoys lying all over the place

some friends usually call me "velká modrá" (the big blue) because I love to play as an asari

with one of my friends we also joke about how sexy we look in that outfit, or admiring each others bums (we play both as an asari)

Modifié par jancz89, 09 novembre 2012 - 07:28 .

[CptWiigum]

When it gets really intense I always try my best Hudson from Aliens;

"They're coming out of the walls man!" "Game over man, game over!"