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Let's call your legs "calibrations"...
...cause I'm gonna be in the middle of the real soon.
Mass Effect Pickup Lines by Dorkly
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Ezlo86
, nov. 09 2012 09:12
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#2
Posté 10 novembre 2012 - 01:42
TheImmortalBeaver
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This made my brain hurt. ...right after I stopped laughing.
#3
Posté 10 novembre 2012 - 03:19
movieguyabw
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Ezlo86 wrote...
Let's call your legs "calibrations"...
...cause I'm gonna be in the middle of the real soon.
I want to use this line someday. I don't even care if I get slapped for it. XD
#4
Posté 15 novembre 2012 - 02:12
andrew688k
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Can I use your......
emergency induction port?
emergency induction port?
#5
Posté 15 novembre 2012 - 02:30
CptData
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I don't need medigel to get in your pants ...
Ahahahaha ^^
Kaidan: You make my head feel better.
f!Shep: And I feared you'd tell me you have too much headache for sex.
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Wrex: The ladies love my scars. You should get some for your face too.
Garrus: I got a rocket in my face.
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EDI: When I'm done with you, you're going to need a new pelvis.
Joker: Death by snu-snu *gulps*
Ahahahaha ^^
Kaidan: You make my head feel better.
f!Shep: And I feared you'd tell me you have too much headache for sex.
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Wrex: The ladies love my scars. You should get some for your face too.
Garrus: I got a rocket in my face.
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EDI: When I'm done with you, you're going to need a new pelvis.
Joker: Death by snu-snu *gulps*
#6
Posté 15 novembre 2012 - 02:47
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Ashley: C'mon Skipper, I think I've got some weapons to check.
#7
Posté 15 novembre 2012 - 03:58
CptData
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Javik: In my cycle using stupid pick-up lines was punished by death.
Joker: And how did you get your girlfriends then?
Javik: "Date me, or have a date with the airlock."
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Liara: I know, "Embrace Eternity" is old. But "we'll bang, okay" is so ... primitive.
Shepard: We humans love it primitive.
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Joker: "Brittle Bone Desease" doesn't mean I can't get a hard one.
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Miranda: No kidding, no cheap pick-up line. You, me 8pm, in my room. Bring wine.
Shepard: Fine. Anything else?
Miranda: Make sure your equipment is appropriate.
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Ashley: Why do you hide a Widow in your pants, Skipper?
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Zaeed: Wan'a threesome with Jessie and me?
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Jack: Screw you! And me too!
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Jacob: See it this way: my exes are the second in command of a powerful organization and the legend of the galaxy, Shepard. Wanna be with me?
Aria: I'm not impressed.
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Okay, I stop before it gets M-rated :happy:
Joker: And how did you get your girlfriends then?
Javik: "Date me, or have a date with the airlock."
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Liara: I know, "Embrace Eternity" is old. But "we'll bang, okay" is so ... primitive.
Shepard: We humans love it primitive.
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Joker: "Brittle Bone Desease" doesn't mean I can't get a hard one.
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Miranda: No kidding, no cheap pick-up line. You, me 8pm, in my room. Bring wine.
Shepard: Fine. Anything else?
Miranda: Make sure your equipment is appropriate.
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Ashley: Why do you hide a Widow in your pants, Skipper?
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Zaeed: Wan'a threesome with Jessie and me?
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Jack: Screw you! And me too!
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Jacob: See it this way: my exes are the second in command of a powerful organization and the legend of the galaxy, Shepard. Wanna be with me?
Aria: I'm not impressed.
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Okay, I stop before it gets M-rated :happy:
Modifié par CptData, 15 novembre 2012 - 04:00 .
#8
Posté 16 novembre 2012 - 04:31
M920CAIN
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I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, but that doesn't mean we can't have sex.
#9
Posté 16 novembre 2012 - 06:27
Terry Yaki
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Biotic: Cerberus goons aren't the only thing I can lift...
Soldier: If I was an armor-piercing weapon and you were a shield, I'd penetrate you all the time
Soldier: If I was an armor-piercing weapon and you were a shield, I'd penetrate you all the time
Modifié par Terry Yaki, 16 novembre 2012 - 06:31 .
#10
Posté 16 novembre 2012 - 07:59
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Legion: According to our calculations, the organic life form in front of us and ourselves are 100% compatible. A sexual encounter is likely to commence.
Vido Santiago: Say, would you happen to be a mad dog by any chance? Because I'm the dogcatcher, and I'd love to put you down...
Kelly Chambers: Intimacy is nice, wherever you find it...wanna go find some intimacy together?
Kal'Reegar: If we hook up, I'd never let an infection get in the way of our love, that's just INSULTING!
Jack: I'm not big on too many words; wanna go f***?
Jacob Taylor: Gravity can be one mean mother, but if you'd like, I can show you an upside...
Kasumi Goto: You've stolen my heart. As one thief to another, allow me to steal your virginity.
Zaeed Massani: You know, this really takes me back. Once I was part of an undercover bounty-hunting operation where we were tracking down an Ardat-Yakshi as pretty as yourself, posing as potential "clients" of hers. I managed to resist her charms but I lost way too many men. Lucky for me you're not an Ardat-Yakshi, because (then he gets distracted from his pick-up line as he remembers another really long incident)...
If I think of more I'll post them.
Vido Santiago: Say, would you happen to be a mad dog by any chance? Because I'm the dogcatcher, and I'd love to put you down...
Kelly Chambers: Intimacy is nice, wherever you find it...wanna go find some intimacy together?
Kal'Reegar: If we hook up, I'd never let an infection get in the way of our love, that's just INSULTING!
Jack: I'm not big on too many words; wanna go f***?
Jacob Taylor: Gravity can be one mean mother, but if you'd like, I can show you an upside...
Kasumi Goto: You've stolen my heart. As one thief to another, allow me to steal your virginity.
Zaeed Massani: You know, this really takes me back. Once I was part of an undercover bounty-hunting operation where we were tracking down an Ardat-Yakshi as pretty as yourself, posing as potential "clients" of hers. I managed to resist her charms but I lost way too many men. Lucky for me you're not an Ardat-Yakshi, because (then he gets distracted from his pick-up line as he remembers another really long incident)...
If I think of more I'll post them.
#11
Posté 17 novembre 2012 - 02:03
CptData
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Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard.
Ashley: And that's your pick-up line?
Shepard: Well, I got you in my bunk, didn't I?
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Cortez: I won't tell you a long and sad story if you come with me and allow me to show the Kodiak.
Kaidan: The shuttle? I think I had enough of that thing.
Cortez: The "other" one.
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EDI: My body is fully functional and I got my database updated by screening the extranet.
Shepard: So you watched porn?
EDI: I had no mother telling me all necessary information about the human procreation act.
Shepard: So you did watch porn.
EDI: I simulated porn.
Shepard: And what did happen to Joker?
EDI: He's part of that simulation.
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Garrus: We Turians value reach and flexibility. I see you're quite flexible.
Traynor: And totally into girls.
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Javik: In my time it was a crime to even think about doing this with a primitive race. But it seems my body is still mortal. With mortal needs.
Liara: How can I help?
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Miranda: You have two options: go into my room and enjoy the last hours of your life, or die right here.
Jacob: Yeah, I remember that one. Didn't we start our relationship with those words?
Ashley: And that's your pick-up line?
Shepard: Well, I got you in my bunk, didn't I?
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Cortez: I won't tell you a long and sad story if you come with me and allow me to show the Kodiak.
Kaidan: The shuttle? I think I had enough of that thing.
Cortez: The "other" one.
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EDI: My body is fully functional and I got my database updated by screening the extranet.
Shepard: So you watched porn?
EDI: I had no mother telling me all necessary information about the human procreation act.
Shepard: So you did watch porn.
EDI: I simulated porn.
Shepard: And what did happen to Joker?
EDI: He's part of that simulation.
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Garrus: We Turians value reach and flexibility. I see you're quite flexible.
Traynor: And totally into girls.
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Javik: In my time it was a crime to even think about doing this with a primitive race. But it seems my body is still mortal. With mortal needs.
Liara: How can I help?
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Miranda: You have two options: go into my room and enjoy the last hours of your life, or die right here.
Jacob: Yeah, I remember that one. Didn't we start our relationship with those words?
