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[Yobel]

 (deep breath) Is this thing on? Good! Cause I have something to say, and nobody will stop me! (deep breath) 

On behalf of all Volus, I want to say that BioWare is a soulless company that doesn't care at all. My race can have small legs, little reach of arms and look like fatso, but we contribute! (deep breath) My little heart breaks when I see those poor bastards writing on forums, that Volus is useless in multiplayer. Why oh why I have to struggle through it everyday? Couldn't I be someone famous like Aria or at least this poor excue for a hero, human spectre Shepard? (deep breathe)

BioWare do everything to undermine our, collective Volus efforts. Even in the lobby, Volus character is standing on a chest, like a mascot not a real space hero, that we truly are! What?! (deep breath) We do not steal my friend, we only express our talent to make money, in the name of the space enterpreneur right! So what you bust us from time to time? Without our information, our money, our banking system, our shields on platinum, those Reapers would send to sky high! So to speak...

(deep breath) And I know what you are doing BioWare! You promote other characters, like those smelly Vorcha, those ludicrous Turians with side mouth pieces moving everytime they are surprised... Even geth! Geth! No one promote us in multiplayer! No one is treat us seriously, but that is going to change! 

(deep breath) I know your dark secret BioWare! This open letter for all Volus friends out there is to join our fight for Volus better future! Earn your credits! (deep breath) I know what you do with all those credits from DLC! Our banks see nothing of it and I heard Vorcha got some percent! Vorcha, can you see it now! BioWare likes smelly, not us, true fighters! I know your secret, so now it time to pay up! 

(deep breath) Wait... What's going on? Where is my credits in multiplayer? All my characters are again blocked? Weapons too? And... oh no... I'm down! (deep breath) Losing pressure!

[ChaosWolf]

Alright, little guy. I think you need to calm down -escorts you off the premise-

Don't make me call C-Sec now.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

I like OP, he's on a roll.

[Beerfish]

Slow down and take a deep breath....

[Yobel]

 (deep breath) Escort me of the premise? You know who I am? I've been places, I know people! And what do you mean I'm on the roll? Do you suggesting, that I roll instead of walking? I know people I tell you!

(deep breath) And my voice is loud and clear, thank you! Oh common, arms? Not again... Not Turian, everyone but Turian... Ok I will go but I will be back with another Volus! And another! Look at my fists already! Might be small, but the universe is small too! (deep breath) In fact, it is too small for us two! (deep breath) C'mon know, c'mon!

[dirtdiver32318]

Sir please take a deep breath and....

[Yobel]

(deep breath) All my life the only thing I do (beside cheating, stealing and dealing information that is) is taking a damn deep breath! 

(deep breath) For an unending chain of humiliation I want from BioWare a golden statue in the center of all multiplayer maps, one million credits in used banknote and Sha'ira for my personal use.

(deep breath) Waaaait... If Sha'ira was here, I would be breathless... Damn, that's not good. (long, deep breath) Damn, universe can be so complicated for poor, little Volus:crying:

Modifié par YobelX, 11 novembre 2012 - 09:55 .

[ChaosWolf]

Hey, don't forget--behind every successful Turian soldier is the Volus who gave him his gun.

They're like the silent heroes.

[Dama733]

Statement: This Unit find's this Volus Meatbag to be humorous.

[Linkinator]

whats that rollie pollie? oh your butt hurts?

Modifié par Linkinator, 12 novembre 2012 - 05:47 .

[Linkinator]

Finn the Jakey wrote...

Watch out, we got a badass over here.

carefull his mass effect field is so strong his biotic balls orbit his waist 

[Yobel]

ChaosWolf wrote...

Hey, don't forget--behind every successful Turian soldier is the Volus who gave him his gun.

They're like the silent heroes.

(deep breath) Oh... You're not hurting my feelings, are you? Are you? Cause if you are, I'm gonna demand full statment from the Turian ambassy for this! But if you're not... Oh c'mon, friendly hug... 

(pickpocket his credits)

Take care now! And remember - silent heroes! (Meh, what a sucker)

[Mad-Hamlet]

My dear friend.

Do not let these ...philistines deter you. Deny those who would disparage the contributions you and your noble race have made to the galaxy. If you give in to your frustrations you are playing right into their hands.

See now how they must rely on simple puns or adolescent play on words; notice how they dare not actually attempt to meet your argument on equal footing, intelligence matched to intelligence, reason to reason or perspective squared off against perspective.

They do not do these things because you have no equal.

But you are appreciated, you are valued. There are those 'in the know' who understand exactly how critical the Volus are to the continued survival of the galaxy and the smooth operations of the celestial community itself.

We know how to value such are yourself and your fellows and we're here to offer you a job; guaranteed lifetime employment, full medical coverage and thrilling workplace environment that will never grow stale or boring.



Looking forward to hearing from you.

[Yobel]

 Wooooooow!! Can I have a squishy yellow duck to go with it? Can I, can I? And a... em... please don't tell Turian?

[AnimaMachinae]

Dama733 wrote...

Statement: This Unit find's this Volus Meatbag to be humorous.

Correction: Volus Gasbag
Based on what they breathe

[MrFob]

OP owns this thread, he owns YOU! ()

[Mad-Hamlet]

YobelX wrote...

 Wooooooow!! Can I have a squishy yellow duck to go with it? Can I, can I? And a... em... please don't tell Turian?

Rubber ducky expenditures would have to be justified- you'd have to give up dental.
Do Volus even have teeth?

[Yobel]

I don't care about the dental. I just wanna roll with marbles! (question about teeth is good though. Can't remember my face anymore...)

[M920CAIN]

Beerfish wrote...

Slow down and take a deep breath....

STOP MOCKING THE OP (deep breath) BEERFISH_CLAN.