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Think of the Worst Possible Story for "Mass Effect 4"


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Mendelevosa

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 I will start.

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15 years after the events of Mass Effect 3, Shepard's son, Asher, will start on a Pokémon journey for his 10th birthday and pick a starter Pokémon depending on the ME3 ending that Shepard chose. The game consists of the trials and tribulations of his large adventure to the Pokémon League with his friends Rocky and Conrad Verner II.

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garrusfan1

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Ow ow ow ow ow my head hurts

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Tritium315

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Anything that comes out of Casey Hudson's and Mac Walter's collective brains.

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You get to the end and see this visage, oh wait, nevermind.

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plfranke

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A game where you fight this epic enemy who can take down entire fleets and worm their way inside people's heads, using their own ambitions against them. You're able to narrowly defeat this enemy by working together with a team of diverse and extraordinary individuals. The second game would have absolutely no relevance to the trilogy at all. The third game would get back on track but it would hardly have anything to do with the enemy mentioned in the beginning. You would fight known splinter group of your own kind, in fact, make it the group that gave you resources in the second game. Then you would find out that the awesome enemy was actually just the puppet of a God like figure who was actually trying to save everyone the whole time from whatever the awesome enemy was themself. The only thing that could save a game that horrible is an option in the end that would combine all life into a new framework... a new... dna.

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Sweet, I get charmander!

on topic. ME4 takes place 1000 years into the future, nothing looks the same, the Quarians, Geth, Krogan, and Hanar are all retconned out of existence since they could die in ME3, and somehow the reapers are back despite destroying them in 3.

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We have only two types of squaddies, group one called "team badass" and group two called "team boobs". It involves no dialogue wheel and much more pew pew.

Given that, make up every story you want.

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Shepard fulfills his lifelong dream and returns to Earth to enroll in a Media Studies degree. With his trusty roommate Garrus, there follows a crazy year of hijinks and pranks as they try to get that crusty old dean to loosen up whilst simultaneously striking out with women.

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If the next game involves saving the world/galaxy... I would be sad... I'm tired of saving the world/galaxy! I want something of a smaller scale... Like being a cop (a corrupted one) and try bringing Justice to the corrupt, only realizing that it is pointless, since we are all corrupt, and it makes me hate my kind (or something).

Oh, and I get a Bulbasaur... Darn it, why couldn't you use Generation III? Treecko is pretty awesome (though Torchic is still my favorite).

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Katawa Shoujo: Joker Edition


Actually... I'd buy this.

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Any story that considers Synthesis anything more than the illogical, embarrassingly stupid ravings of a sick fool.

Modifié par The RPGenius, 13 novembre 2012 - 01:53 .


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You play as a Volus working in a huge office building on Illium. The game starts at your lunch break, and you are desperately in the mood for a bean burrito. You frantically search through Illium's markets and restaurants looking for one. This eventually leads you on an epic goose-chase throughout the galaxy looking for your bean burrito. At the end of the game, you discover that your insatiable hunger for a bean burrito is actually caused by an ancient race of ultra powerful beings mind control over you, that come back every 50,000 years to harvest all of the galaxy's burritos. This of course will lead to galactic extinction, while also paving the way for less advanced species to create their own burrito recipes, which in turn will also be harvested in another 50,000 years. So it is up to you to assemble a team, and ultimately save the galaxy from extinction and GTB (Grand Theft Burrito).

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skate4tacos96 wrote...

You play as a Volus working in a huge office building on Illium. The game starts at your lunch break, and you are desperately in the mood for a bean burrito. You frantically search through Illium's markets and restaurants looking for one. This eventually leads you on an epic goose-chase throughout the galaxy looking for your bean burrito. At the end of the game, you discover that your insatiable hunger for a bean burrito is actually caused by an ancient race of ultra powerful beings mind control over you, that come back every 50,000 years to harvest all of the galaxy's burritos. This of course will lead to galactic extinction, while also paving the way for less advanced species to create their own burrito recipes, which in turn will also be harvested in another 50,000 years. So it is up to you to assemble a team, and ultimately save the galaxy from extinction and GTB (Grand Theft Burrito).

that would make a great Machinima.....

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Any story that considers the existence of the Catalyst and the "pick a color" is already the worst possible one, no matter if it's a sequel or a prequel. Remember, ME3's ending is the worst ending in history.
The only way to get rid of the Catalyst, the crucible and the RGB endings is rebooting the series into a new continuity.

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skate4tacos96 wrote...

You play as a Volus working in a huge office building on Illium. The game starts at your lunch break, and you are desperately in the mood for a bean burrito. You frantically search through Illium's markets and restaurants looking for one. This eventually leads you on an epic goose-chase throughout the galaxy looking for your bean burrito. At the end of the game, you discover that your insatiable hunger for a bean burrito is actually caused by an ancient race of ultra powerful beings mind control over you, that come back every 50,000 years to harvest all of the galaxy's burritos. This of course will lead to galactic extinction, while also paving the way for less advanced species to create their own burrito recipes, which in turn will also be harvested in another 50,000 years. So it is up to you to assemble a team, and ultimately save the galaxy from extinction and GTB (Grand Theft Burrito).



Yes I would buy this…as long as there were some Parappa the Rapper type side missions where I could expose the galaxy to my sick Volus rhyming style..Vol-Tang Clan for life!!!!

Modifié par ChickenMan77, 13 novembre 2012 - 02:02 .


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Synthesis

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Steelcan wrote...

Synthesis


THAT, AND  Control!

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 13 novembre 2012 - 02:06 .


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I'm the bastard love child of a Reaper and Asari.

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@ChickenMan77 Oh, don't worry. There will be plenty of sick rhyme-dropping action, that's actually how you defeat enemies... epic rap-battles. But, I think most people will be playing this game for the dynamic love interests, and the ability to have sex with over five alien species! Complete with alien STDs to balance out all the good qualities! But watch out for space-herpes... it seriously blows.

Modifié par skate4tacos96, 13 novembre 2012 - 02:17 .


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You are introduced to the game as Misha/Misho, High Priest of the Cult of the Starchild. You learn that a human named The Shepard has brought about the eventual end to the Starchild and the Reapers

You must go back in time (naked of course)to the early 1980's to kill every person named Shepard in Akron Ohio.

3 full city blocks of Akron Ohio are fully realized, you can steal cars, bicycles and mopeds. You can even hack TRS80 computers which are connected to other computers sitting next to them.

Or ya know, doing anything but a damned prequel, please.

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Kileyan wrote...

You are introduced to the game as Misha/Misho, High Priest of the Cult of the Starchild. You learn that a human named The Shepard has brought about the eventual end to the Starchild and the Reapers

You must go back in time (naked of course)to the early 1980's to kill every person named Shepard in Akron Ohio.

3 full city blocks of Akron Ohio are fully realized, you can steal cars, bicycles and mopeds. You can even hack TRS80 computers which are connected to other computers sitting next to them.

Or ya know, doing anything but a damned prequel, please.

  I'd rather a prequel than BioWare make any of the endings canon

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skate4tacos96

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Kileyan wrote...

You are introduced to the game as Misha/Misho, High Priest of the Cult of the Starchild. You learn that a human named The Shepard has brought about the eventual end to the Starchild and the Reapers

You must go back in time (naked of course)to the early 1980's to kill every person named Shepard in Akron Ohio.

3 full city blocks of Akron Ohio are fully realized, you can steal cars, bicycles and mopeds. You can even hack TRS80 computers which are connected to other computers sitting next to them.

Or ya know, doing anything but a damned prequel, please.

I like this idea. It gives me the chance to make sure Chris Brown never existed...

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Dinosaurs attack a city and have been altered to carry weapons and were genetically altered to be humanoid.

...Oh wait, that was Jurassic Park 4's early script. Never mind.

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skate4tacos96 wrote...

Kileyan wrote...

You are introduced to the game as Misha/Misho, High Priest of the Cult of the Starchild. You learn that a human named The Shepard has brought about the eventual end to the Starchild and the Reapers

You must go back in time (naked of course)to the early 1980's to kill every person named Shepard in Akron Ohio.

3 full city blocks of Akron Ohio are fully realized, you can steal cars, bicycles and mopeds. You can even hack TRS80 computers which are connected to other computers sitting next to them.

Or ya know, doing anything but a damned prequel, please.

I like this idea. It gives me the chance to make sure Chris Brown never existed...


A legendary tale, worthy of The Shepard.

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hmmmm