76 réponses à ce sujet

[Catroi]

a story where Mass Effect 3 is canon

[Dark_Caduceus]

Remake Mass Effect 3.

[Shallyah]

A story where Liara is the only squad mate from the first ME trilogy that makes appearance, exploiting the Asari's lifespan. Only because of the insult I'd just not buy it.

Modifié par Shallyah, 13 novembre 2012 - 09:28 .

[Bourne Endeavor]

Lead writer: Mac Walters

Put him on the sideline and you get something good. Give him anything more than episodic subplots and watch logic die a slow painful death.

[SpamBot2000]

I'm not playing this game... cos knowing BioWare's current style, they'd probably make it.

[xsdob]

A retelling of mass effect 1, mass effect 3 style.

Or a stupid "You play as commander keppard, who has to go and discover the super ancient race of mothians, and than fight against the evil of the leepers and save the galaxy" type game, where it's the exact same game repackaged with a different skin.

[Soundwave04]

Set during ME3, those mean old Cerberus are up to their old tricks again - they've built their own Death Star!

You basically spend the whole game running around a grey arena, shooting Cerber-derp storm troopers while they sing "TAKING CASUALTIES!". Your only squadmate is a generic Asari who looks, sounds and acts exactly like Liara.

[Mendelevosa]

20 years after the events of ME3, you play as Commander Shepard's son named Arius, who has contracted HIV at birth due to Shepard being a naughty boy during the Reaper War victory party. The game consists of Arius searching across the Milky Way shopping for the best cure for his condition while facing jealous haters and jerks throughout the adventure.

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 13 novembre 2012 - 04:48 .

[KingZayd]

Catroi wrote...

a story where Mass Effect 3 is canon

+1

Atleast where the ending is.

[VirtualSoldier27]

Diana Allers is the next protagonist

[megamacka]

Star Wars and Mass Effect universes somehow mysteriously combined all of the negative parts and the entire game takes place on Endor. Where you play as an Ewok taking a dump in the forest humping husks.
And the only love interests in the entire game is Diana allers and James Vega.

Modifié par megamacka, 13 novembre 2012 - 05:07 .

[C9316]

ME4 with synthesis being canon..

[CDR David Shepard]

Krogan Rebellions 2

Modifié par CDR David Shepard, 13 novembre 2012 - 05:24 .

[Kel Riever]

There's a writer. He wrote something awful. He thinks he's misunderstood....

...and you have to help him.

Modifié par Kel Riever, 13 novembre 2012 - 05:29 .

[Dorrieb]

Actually some of these aren't half bad.

[Applepie_Svk]

Mendelevosa wrote...

Synthesis is inevitable...

[gw2005]

sten: No.

[megamacka]

gw2005 wrote...

sten: No.

Magnificent...

[ObserverStatus]

Synthesis is canon, and the player is forced to play as James Vega for the whole game.

[Ananka]

You play as Shawke, a commoner from Earth whose home is destroyed when the Reapers hit. He and his sibling Shetany (or Sharver) and their mother, Shmother, have to flee Earth to go to the barren and boring planet Shirkshall, where they have to run fetch quests for approximately ten years to survive. Almost all fetch quests are convieniently restricted to a subset of identical-looking locations, and all enemies inexplicably drop from the sky in hordes. During these years there are some poor cameos with previous squadmates who've suddenly gone ugly or who have no reason to be at the location. The Asari have been remade to look like Na'vi. Shepard is only referenced to very briefly.

The fetch quests end suddenly when Shawke's squadmate Shanders decides to blow up the Shmantry of Shirkshall, a building of great religious value to the Shirkshallians. Shawke is forced to choose between the Shmages and the Shmemplars, two warring factions of planet Shirskshall, but in the end will have to fight the leaders of both factions, since the leader of the faction he sided with decided to turn into an enormous meatbag monster and the leader of the other faction is plain indoctrinated.
The game ends with some catchy texts and some more unexplicable cameos.

That's probably the worst version of ME4 I can think of.

Modifié par Annaka, 13 novembre 2012 - 05:54 .

[Kroitz]

Annaka wrote...

You play as Shawke, a commoner from Earth whose home is destroyed when the Reapers hit. He and his sibling Shetany (or Sharver) and their mother, Shmother, have to flee Earth to go to the barren and boring planet Shirkshall, where they have to run fetch quests for approximately ten years to survive. Almost all fetch quests are convieniently restricted to a subset of identical-looking locations, and all enemies inexplicably drop from the sky in hordes. During these years there are some poor cameos with previous squadmates who've suddenly gone ugly or who have no reason to be at the location. The Asari have been remade to look like Na'vi. Shepard is only referenced to very briefly.

The fetch quests end suddenly when Shawke's squadmate Shanders decides to blow up the Shmantry of Shirkshall, a building of great religious value to the Shirkshallians. Shawke is forced to choose between the Shmages and the Shmemplars, two warring factions of planet Shirskshall, but in the end will have to fight the leaders of both factions, since the leader of the faction he sided with decided to turn into an enormous meatbag monster and the leader of the other faction is plain indoctrinated.
The game ends with some catchy texts and some more unexplicable cameos.

That's probably the worst version of ME4 I can think of.

Poetry incarnated.

You deserve my Shlove.

[Applepie_Svk]

Annaka wrote...

You play as Shawke, a commoner from Earth whose home is destroyed when the Reapers hit. He and his sibling Shetany (or Sharver) and their mother, Shmother, have to flee Earth to go to the barren and boring planet Shirkshall, where they have to run fetch quests for approximately ten years to survive. Almost all fetch quests are convieniently restricted to a subset of identical-looking locations, and all enemies inexplicably drop from the sky in hordes. During these years there are some poor cameos with previous squadmates who've suddenly gone ugly or who have no reason to be at the location. The Asari have been remade to look like Na'vi. Shepard is only referenced to very briefly.

The fetch quests end suddenly when Shawke's squadmate Shanders decides to blow up the Shmantry of Shirkshall, a building of great religious value to the Shirkshallians. Shawke is forced to choose between the Shmages and the Shmemplars, two warring factions of planet Shirskshall, but in the end will have to fight the leaders of both factions, since the leader of the faction he sided with decided to turn into an enormous meatbag monster and the leader of the other faction is plain indoctrinated.
The game ends with some catchy texts and some more unexplicable cameos.

That's probably the worst version of ME4 I can think of.

So much Smurfs here...