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[Moby]

I am in a bad mood today after wiping on wave three/ six/ ten on Bronze/ Silver/ Gold/ Platinum against Cerberus/ Geth/ Reapers/ Collectors, and also after hearing about something being nerfed/ something getting buffed/ balance changes delayed/ a new card drop in the RNG/ getting a crap drop in my PSP/ a stupid new character.  I decided to come onto BSN to post my rant/ confusion/ frustration/ irritation/ disappointment at stupid people/ this stupid system/ this stupid game/ the misdirection the devs are taking/ the game getting harder/ the obvious idiocy of this forum.  If you read this and agree/ approve/ love me for my opinion that is, in my mind, fact, then I will agree/ approve/ love your agreement/ approval/ bromance for my opinion.  If you disagree, you are obviously wrong/ a troll/ stupid/ a bad player/ new to the game/ don't understand what I'm saying, because I am obviously correct/ smarter/ a better player/ arguing harder than you are.  Also if that is the case you should stop posting and arguing with me, because you are wrong/ a troll/ stupid/ a bad player/ new to the game/ don't understand what I'm saying and should go back to Bronze/ Call of Duty/ Halo/ real life, and leave the big discussions to the big talkers.

Good day.

Modifié par MofuggerX, 14 novembre 2012 - 09:38 .

[Tyrannus00]

http://social.biowar.../index/14925211

Here y'go.

[corporal doody]

i like gyros

[Trae ThaThruth]

Lol sums up a lot of threads in a nutshell

[corporal doody]

Trae ThaThruth wrote...

Lol sums up a lot of threads in a nutshell

With but a single stroke of the brush......
a beautiful potrait of the BSN he doth painted.

[klokked]

Please excuse me. I finally read it and found it hilarious.

Well done. You've managed to highlight everything wrong with the forums.

Modifié par klokked, 14 novembre 2012 - 09:27 .

[Maria Caliban]

Well-done, but it felt like I've read it previously a few times. I chuckled a bit.

[CaliJoe090]

Sounds like me last week.Then I got ridiculed. But then, this could be sarcasm BSN style.

Modifié par CaliJoe090, 14 novembre 2012 - 09:30 .

[Dr. Akairos]

I think this is also appropriate.

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Drama Queen/King
[ ] E-Bayer
[ ] Ganker
[ ] Griefer
[ ] Jerk
[ x] Loser
[ x] Moron
[ ] QQ'er
[ ] Troll
[ x] Spammer
[ ] Whiner
[ x] 12 Year Old
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You haven't read the sticky posts at the top of the boards
[ ] You haven't read the Terms of Service
[ ] You have no clue about what you are saying
[ ] You made unseemly demands of Blizzard and/or the community
[ ] You made wild accusations of Blizzard and/or the community
[ ] You posted a "<Battleground> is unbalanced!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "BIOWARE favours <Faction>!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "BIOWARE, BUFF this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "BIOWARE, FIX this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "BIOWARE, NERF this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "Casual vs. hardcore" thread
[ ] You posted a "<class> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<class> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "LOL RP!!" thread
[ ] You posted a ridiculous claim that has no merit
[ ] You posted a "<Profession> sucks!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "CAMPAIGN is gay!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "MP sucks!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Kit> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Kit> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Talent> is overpowered!!” thread
[ ] You posted a "<Talent> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK!!!!" message
[ ] You posted a "ZOMG I got killed/ganked/camped!!" thread
[ ] You posted an "<Ability> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted an "<Ability> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted an e-peen stroking message
[ ] You posted an "OMFG I'm quitting this game!!!" thread
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted forum cliché
[ ] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] Y0u p0573d in 1337 5p34k
[ ] You posted something completely irrelevant
[ ] You posted something greatly insulting
[x ] You posted something that was meant to annoy the other posters
[ ] You posted something misleading
[ ] You posted something racist
[ x] You posted something stupid
[ ] You posted something very disturbing
[ ] You really need to learn to play your class
[ ] You really need to learn to play the game
[ ] Yousimplyhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods
[ ] You understand little about the concepts of class balance
[ ] You understand nothing about game mechanics
[ x] You understand nothing about the game whatsoever
[ ] Y0u u$3d Nu/V\\b3r$ and sy/V\\b0l$ in$7ad 0f l3773r$
[ ] Your post absolutely murdered our language
[ x] Your post just killed half my brain cells
[ ] Your post is impossible to understand
[ ] Your utter ignorance is beyond all mortal comprehension
[ ] You're complaining about things that Blizzard has no control over
[ x] You're obviously either drunk or high on drugs
[ ] You're extraordinarily bad at detecting/posting sarcasm
[ ] You're making a conscious effort to completely ruin other people’s fun
[ ] You're not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ x] You're too immature for forum privileges
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[ ] Other

In punishment, you must:

[ x] Actually post something relevant
[ x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ x] Cancel your account
[ ] Drink out of a spittoon
[ ] Enroll in night school
[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery
[ ] Give all your gold away to those who could use it
[ ] Go play in some industrial machinery
[ x] Have your internet connection disabled until you learn your lesson
[ ] Let those you have wronged use you as a punching bag for the week
[ x] Never come into these forums again
[ ] Perform a naked marathon in an enemy capital city
[ ] Read a large book about the English language from start to finish
[ ] Reroll all of your characters and start again from level one
[ ] Run as fast as you can while holding a pair of sharp scissors
[ ] Run a group of lower levels through a dungeon
[ ] Spend two weeks in total seclusion, thinking about what you did wrong
[ ] Take a bath in molten iron
[ x] Take a sledgehammer to your computer
[ ] Other

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ ] A monkey could type something more legible than you
[ ] Educate yourself on your topic before you post about it
[ x] Get a life
[ ] Go back to high school and finish graduating
[ ] Hone your linguistic abilities to facilitate the reduction of aneurisms in the community
[ ] I pity your cat/dog
[ x] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Learn some manners and/or respect
[ ] Nobody wants you around here
[ ] Seek counseling
[ ] Seek medical attention
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool
[ ] The world has no use for people with your ability and/or personality
[ ] You have some very serious problems
[ ] You seem to violate the theory of natural selection
[ ] Your model brain is obviously defective
[ ] You're an embarrassment to humanity
[ ] You're giving us all a bad name
[ ] You're the embodiment of everything that is wrong in the world
[ ] Other

Modifié par Dr. Akairos, 14 novembre 2012 - 09:33 .

[corporal doody]

It aint the BSN without the BS......cuz that just leaves you with the N....and everyone knows the N is the deformed brother of M.

[Titus Thongger]

10/10

would read again

[klokked]

Butthurt Report Form

Modifié par klokked, 14 novembre 2012 - 09:40 .

[sobit]

resume conversation here

[kil_edward93]

12/10 would bang until death by snu-snu

[Clearly Balkan]

 

[Bekkael]

Truly, an inspired OP!

[Moby]

kil_edward93 wrote...

12/10 would bang until death by snu-snu

[Kocka007]

/TOO/MANY/BACK/SLASHES/CANT/UNDER/STAND/

[Gunboat Diplomat]

This is the ultimate bsn thread. Outstanding

[vivanto]

Cool,

Was there a story in there, bro?

[WMcAlister]

Whining about whining.

But at least this one made it funny.

[Manuel La Bor]

As always mo, 100% fresh squeezed troll with pulp.

[Airealite]

Dr. Akairos wrote...

I think this is also appropriate.

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Drama Queen/King
[ ] E-Bayer
[ ] Ganker
[ ] Griefer
[ ] Jerk
[ x] Loser
[ x] Moron
[ ] QQ'er
[ ] Troll
[ x] Spammer
[ ] Whiner
[ x] 12 Year Old
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Other

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You haven't read the sticky posts at the top of the boards
[ ] You haven't read the Terms of Service
[ ] You have no clue about what you are saying
[ ] You made unseemly demands of Blizzard and/or the community
[ ] You made wild accusations of Blizzard and/or the community
[ ] You posted a "<Battleground> is unbalanced!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "BIOWARE favours <Faction>!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "BIOWARE, BUFF this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "BIOWARE, FIX this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "BIOWARE, NERF this NOW!!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "Casual vs. hardcore" thread
[ ] You posted a "<class> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<class> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "LOL RP!!" thread
[ ] You posted a ridiculous claim that has no merit
[ ] You posted a "<Profession> sucks!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "CAMPAIGN is gay!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "MP sucks!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Kit> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Kit> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a "<Talent> is overpowered!!” thread
[ ] You posted a "<Talent> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK!!!!" message
[ ] You posted a "ZOMG I got killed/ganked/camped!!" thread
[ ] You posted an "<Ability> is overpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted an "<Ability> is underpowered!!" thread
[ ] You posted an e-peen stroking message
[ ] You posted an "OMFG I'm quitting this game!!!" thread
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted forum cliché
[ ] YOU POSTED IN ALL CAPS
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] Y0u p0573d in 1337 5p34k
[ ] You posted something completely irrelevant
[ ] You posted something greatly insulting
[x ] You posted something that was meant to annoy the other posters
[ ] You posted something misleading
[ ] You posted something racist
[ x] You posted something stupid
[ ] You posted something very disturbing
[ ] You really need to learn to play your class
[ ] You really need to learn to play the game
[ ] Yousimplyhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods
[ ] You understand little about the concepts of class balance
[ ] You understand nothing about game mechanics
[ x] You understand nothing about the game whatsoever
[ ] Y0u u$3d Nu/Vb3r$ and sy/Vb0l$ in$7ad 0f l3773r$
[ ] Your post absolutely murdered our language
[ x] Your post just killed half my brain cells
[ ] Your post is impossible to understand
[ ] Your utter ignorance is beyond all mortal comprehension
[ ] You're complaining about things that Blizzard has no control over
[ x] You're obviously either drunk or high on drugs
[ ] You're extraordinarily bad at detecting/posting sarcasm
[ ] You're making a conscious effort to completely ruin other people’s fun
[ ] You're not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ x] You're too immature for forum privileges
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[ ] Other

In punishment, you must:

[ x] Actually post something relevant
[ x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ x] Cancel your account
[ ] Drink out of a spittoon
[ ] Enroll in night school
[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery
[ ] Give all your gold away to those who could use it
[ ] Go play in some industrial machinery
[ x] Have your internet connection disabled until you learn your lesson
[ ] Let those you have wronged use you as a punching bag for the week
[ x] Never come into these forums again
[ ] Perform a naked marathon in an enemy capital city
[ ] Read a large book about the English language from start to finish
[ ] Reroll all of your characters and start again from level one
[ ] Run as fast as you can while holding a pair of sharp scissors
[ ] Run a group of lower levels through a dungeon
[ ] Spend two weeks in total seclusion, thinking about what you did wrong
[ ] Take a bath in molten iron
[ x] Take a sledgehammer to your computer
[ ] Other

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ ] A monkey could type something more legible than you
[ ] Educate yourself on your topic before you post about it
[ x] Get a life
[ ] Go back to high school and finish graduating
[ ] Hone your linguistic abilities to facilitate the reduction of aneurisms in the community
[ ] I pity your cat/dog
[ x] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Learn some manners and/or respect
[ ] Nobody wants you around here
[ ] Seek counseling
[ ] Seek medical attention
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool
[ ] The world has no use for people with your ability and/or personality
[ ] You have some very serious problems
[ ] You seem to violate the theory of natural selection
[ ] Your model brain is obviously defective
[ ] You're an embarrassment to humanity
[ ] You're giving us all a bad name
[ ] You're the embodiment of everything that is wrong in the world
[ ] Other

My God, I am gonna start using that

[jordie3000]

corporal doody wrote...

i like gyros

aw man now I'm hungry

[Geimhreadh]

Hurray for form letters!