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[Nissun]

Wynne wrote...

Nissun wrote...

MIA115 wrote...

Honestly, who doesn't?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe about half the population in the planet. Maybe.

Thanks for being aware that other half exists, Nissun. You'd be surprised how many people are blind to that half in selective instances.

Women aren't "the other half" for me. I am one.

[Blarg]

WHY DID I OPEN THIS THREAD?!

[MIA115]

Wynne wrote...

Nissun wrote...

MIA115 wrote...

Honestly, who doesn't?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe about half the population in the planet. Maybe.

Thanks for being aware that other half exists, Nissun. You'd be surprised how many people are blind to that half in selective instances.

I did not mean to imply that everyone prefers men to women, and probably could have worded my response differently. I was trying to use exaggeration to say that there are few people who look at the female body and go "EWWWW". Sorry if I offended you.

[MIA115]

tivesz wrote...

Dem steamy hot Cerby girlzz

Wooo!

[Stabby Badger]

Can you imagine how traumatizing the husk grab animation would be if it included half-mechanical LED light up zombie dongs waving in your face the entire time?

Modifié par Stabby Badger, 19 novembre 2012 - 03:04 .

[MIA115]

Stabby Badger wrote...

Can you imagine how traumatizing the husk grab animation would be if it included half-mechanical LED light up zombie dongs waving in your face the entire time?

OHGOD!

[doozerdude]

Bump for more lulz

[shadowkinz]

What if the zombie dong u mention shoots reaper lasers :l

Or a sync kill prison scene

[GottvonHoff]

shadowkinz wrote...

What if the zombie dong u mention shoots reaper lasers :l

What do you mean? A continuous beam or multiple, rapid discharges?

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WTF did I just type!? 

[ToaOrka]

Bob Garbage wrote...

Heggy wrote...

Surely the bigger question is why does a banshee have an entry point at all, since the asari mating process is um...non-penetrative.

...it can be both mental, and/or physical. asaris have vajayjays.

Asari mating with other Asari however, as nature "intended" (as in barring any space travel) wouldn't need vajayjays to mate.

My excuse is that Asari have to ****** and pop out babies too!

[Swan Killer]

shadowkinz wrote...

What if the zombie dong u mention shoots reaper lasers :l

Or a sync kill prison scene

Well, Praetorians are already shooting laserbeams from their @ssholes, so I don't think it'd get too much weirder.

Modifié par tivesz, 19 novembre 2012 - 04:26 .

[Asari Goddess]

 Surprisingly they actually gave Banshees A Vigina
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[fleebag7]

The game let's you have sex with aliens. I think that says something about Bioware's stance. They aren't going to pull a Dante's inferno though, and try to place phallic parts in the middle of every cutscene.

[Swan Killer]

lmysterie wrote...

 Surprisingly they actually gave Banshees A Vigina
fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/154/9/3/93f4e30240c89967aeedce4a4098ca20-d525h9q.jpg

I already posted this pic on page 2, I would remove it, before the mod comes by again. (Mine got removed too...)

[Akakhan]

doozerdude wrote...

So I was just playing some reaper gold (some of you already have images in your head) on Hazard Ghost... And after charging a husk inside one of the trailers, he died, flew backwards, and landed on a counter, on his back, with his legs spread out in the air...

I detected an anomally:innocent:

The husk, is wearing underwear. Thats right, covering up his manhood is a little flesh bikini of censorship. This might not seem too odd, considering how often you see censorship of zombies that are otherwise nude in many games. But then comes the banshee:wub: And she does her little nova melee thing hovering in the air a bit, and-DAYUM! You can almost make out the head of her baby! No flesh bikini here...

Let me be quite clear: I am NOT offended by the banshee.

In fact I think it's quite bold of Bioware, (EDIT: poor word choice) . Bioware is known for "pushing the envelope", and I respect that. That, and ofc this game is rated M for mature...

So it stands to reason that yours truly is quite boggled by this:


It's no wonder that husks run so weirdly, those rotten dongs need to breathe!

Bioware, why did you choose to censor the husk? What is more offensive about sausages than clams?

I don't think it is censorship - more of a case that they would have had to add a small swinging animation for some husks which would in my opinion make them more laughable that they were intended to be.

Also by keeping the husks neutral they could be either male or female 

[Asari Goddess]

tivesz wrote...

lmysterie wrote...

 Surprisingly they actually gave Banshees A Vigina
fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/154/9/3/93f4e30240c89967aeedce4a4098ca20-d525h9q.jpg

I already posted this pic on page 2, I would remove it, before the mod comes by again. (Mine got removed too...)

lol srry i didnt read the whole thread thanks 4 letting me know

[Javo2357]

LOOL I just woke up and this thread is still going...
The mod commenting on it just made it even more hilarious...added to sig! 

Modifié par Javo2357, 19 novembre 2012 - 05:20 .

[Xaijin]

Heggy wrote...

Surely the bigger question is why does a banshee have an entry point at all, since the asari mating process is um...non-penetrative.

Ever heard of childbirth?

Apparently not.

[Zardoc]

Nissun wrote...

For the same reason Ashely got a fashionable remake in ME3 and Kaidan got greyed hair and a more rugged look.

For the same reason Liara's boobs got bigger.

For the same reason they gave a revered warrior a huge, gratuituous clevage.

For the same reason they gave EDI a cameltoe.

For the same reason that blue all-female space lesbians everywhere

That's just the armour, though.

[doozerdude]

Akakhan wrote...

Also by keeping the husks neutral they could be either male or female 

Yes that bulge looks very feminine... More like an old guy pitching one in his speedo:blink:

[MajorStupidity]

awesome thread is awesome 10/10

would bang againB)

[Terry Yaki]

Well if I saw a zombie with his dong hanging out, I'd be distracted as hell. Hell, it would be one helluva critical hit point.

[Darkfighter99]

I don't know why I clicked here,but I don't really care.... This thread is hilarious. XD