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I want to show them this video.  

Nobody understands the BS that we, the ones who truly lag, go through on a daily basis. :crying: 

Also:

O...O..O......OH NO...O...O...O. 


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Australia: The Ultimate Hazard Map.

Featuring:
-Ridiculous magnet hands.
-Rubberbanding.
-Rockets and Banshee warp balls that have already hit you before you ever see them fired.
-Teleporting constantly back and forth between two points when out of cover.
-Guns and abilities sometimes completely disabled.
-Super slow movement, as if you're constantly pressed at a slight angle against an invisible wall.
-Enemies not taking damage except from Powers.
-Lying bleedout timers.
-Frequent Ops Pack deaths.
-Rockets that sometimes do nothing.
-Enemies that live two seconds after you've killed them.
-And a growing fear of anyone with "_RU" at the end of their name.


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There, there *offers a hug to the other Aussie*

We endure the hardship so others don't have to. Right?

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leonia42 wrote...

There, there *offers a hug to the other Aussie*

We endure the hardship so others don't have to. Right?



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leonia42 wrote...

There, there *offers a hug to the other Aussie*

We endure the hardship so others don't have to. Right?

 

Yep and they don't even appreciate it. :crying: And whine and complain when their response time goes above 10 ms.

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Lord_Sirian wrote...

I want to show them this video.  

Nobody understands the BS that we, the ones who truly lag, go through on a daily basis. :crying: 

Also:

O...O..O......OH NO...O...O...O.


Same when I hear about people DCing, I just compare them to Stardusk and well... nothing beat's stardusk's with his DC's. 

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That's bad -- so bad the video didn't even want to play, but I persuaded it gently. I have seen worse, though, as I'm sure you have. I like the corpse suspended in thin air bit myself. Watched that twice.

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aimimia wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

I want to show them this video.  

Nobody understands the BS that we, the ones who truly lag, go through on a daily basis. :crying: 

Also:

O...O..O......OH NO...O...O...O.


Same when I hear about people DCing, I just compare them to Stardusk and well... nothing beat's stardusk's with his DC's. 


Probably his ISP being crappy. He really DCs a lot.

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That's bad -- so bad the video didn't even want to play, but I persuaded it gently. I have seen worse, though, as I'm sure you have. I like the corpse suspended in thin air bit myself. Watched that twice.

 

Well banshees are far less magnet-y since the patch. (Kudos to BW for mainly fixing that). Pre-patch there were some seriously long drags. I've basically been pulled the entire length of the long corridor on Hydra once. :mellow:

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Buff our Aussie internets bioware

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Anytime I'm lagging that bad I try to avoid anything with a sync kill like the plague. This generally has mixed results when I start rubber banding all over the place but that looks like a nightmare on Platinum

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this has been going on since Demo Dayz
.......Kronner, Stardusk, SP37ER, Zh3K etc.....

we all had BS DC's....

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However mean it's going to sound, I still find the videos from you, RedJohn, Anno and a few others absolutely hilarious (Had the same pain back awhile ago during my MMO days), and also must say, 'gratz on the one-million points - kinda wanna try to pull it off one day, to see if I'm even capable of it. Lolz.

Also; Few days ago I had the Magnet hand experience, dunno if it was as bad as others or not. Banshee was in the back room on Ghost (Directly back from the LZ, down the ramp) and decided to use Lash on me while on the ramp. Needless to say, many expletives were said.

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For me it's always the Russian host Marauders. I run by them, they just look at me, and 10 seconds later I'm dead, like a stare of creeping death.

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As a fellow resident of Australasia, my condolences.

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There is a realm of lag so far beyond their own they cannot even imagine it. Our lag is beyond their comprehension. Our lag, is Australian.

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Good old poor quality infrastructure.

I get much better lag-quality in the US than in Europe/UK. Haven't played with Stentron in a while but his host is fairly good too.

Stardusk host = dc, lag spikes and rubberbanding as soon as you get out of cover. That situation is pretty much hopeless if I'm not using a Vanguard (yes, a Vanguard) or a accuracy-independent weapon.

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Lord_Sirian wrote...

I want to show them this video.  

Nobody understands the BS that we, the ones who truly lag, go through on a daily basis. :crying: 

Also:

O...O..O......OH NO...O...O...O.


Well, with that lag I can topscore if at least the game is running at decent FPS's, but it was like at 13 FPS and lagging as hell lol i was surprised I got 100K :P

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When I first enetered this thread I immediately thought "if this guy isn't Australian, I'm going to be mad."

and thank god you are :)

We Aussies really have the worst connection and it seems like theres no end in sight. The NBN is taking forever to get to Perth.

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This small town in Alaska doesn't offer the best internet. Combine that with hosts who have a weak connection and you'll see Phantoms literally spinning around the air firing their palm guns and upside down enemies floating around.

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I'd cope with it, you know, if two thirds of all the games I dropped into weren't incomprehensible uncompletable Russian lag-fests of doom.

It'd be nice to drop in on another Australian every *now and again*.

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I hope this post isn't about last night.XD the lag was on my end. it gets really terrible coz of the ISP, but was hoping it was still bearable. really had to do my best so i wasn't a liability.:P

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Daveros wrote...

I'd cope with it, you know, if two thirds of all the games I dropped into weren't incomprehensible uncompletable Russian lag-fests of doom.

It'd be nice to drop in on another Australian every *now and again*.


My American friends don't mind it when I host which is awesome. The only issue though is that people can rarely connect to us when we try and host a PUG.

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I hope this post isn't about last night.XD the lag was on my end. it gets really terrible coz of the ISP, but was hoping it was still bearable. really had to do my best so i wasn't a liability.:P

 

Oh yeah, I played with you yesterday. xD

It sort of prompted me to post this thread. But this video was uploaded a week ago and I had been intending to share it.

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Lord_Sirian wrote...

segeri9 wrote...

I hope this post isn't about last night.XD the lag was on my end. it gets really terrible coz of the ISP, but was hoping it was still bearable. really had to do my best so i wasn't a liability.:P

 

Oh yeah, I played with you yesterday. xD

It sort of prompted me to post this thread. But this video was uploaded a week ago and I had been intending to share it.


wasn't fantasy hosting that game?

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Lord_Sirian wrote...

segeri9 wrote...

I hope this post isn't about last night.XD the lag was on my end. it gets really terrible coz of the ISP, but was hoping it was still bearable. really had to do my best so i wasn't a liability.:P

 

Oh yeah, I played with you yesterday. xD

It sort of prompted me to post this thread. But this video was uploaded a week ago and I had been intending to share it.


I hope I could make it up to you guys some other time. the lag only usually comes out at night.:P shouldn't be  much of a problem since i think our regions are pretty close.