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[Heldarion]

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.


For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11 on Ghost, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"

Now I ask You! What do real men do? 

Modifié par Heldarion, 21 novembre 2012 - 04:33 .

[Chala]

Real man play Platinum matches... With a Phaestom.

Modifié par El_Chala_Legalizado, 21 novembre 2012 - 04:22 .

[Mythicrose]

Real men headbutt Pratorians and laugh. Wait...that's Krogans.

[GallowsPole]

Real Men Manscape

[Zero132132]

Real men nuke spawns that are no threat during objective waves.

...I'm bad at this, I guess. No ring to that one.

[SOMETHING_FOR_NOTHING]

Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.


For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"

Add your thoughts as to what real men do! 

truth be told, ma crew decided to camp the LZ on glacier platinum...it was the most fun i ever had ever....the sheer mayhem and chaos was so exhilarating...no we didnt survive too much spite spawns

[BridgeBurner]

Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.


For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"

Now I ask You! What do real men do? 

Real men don't wait for revives.

Real men use a rocket to kill a single atlas: just because it was in your way.

Real men get 25 melee kills medals, while playing platinum collectors with a volus.

Real men headbutt banshees to death.... just because they can.

Real men charge in to headbutt the praetorian to death, regardless of sync kills.

Real men always carry a shotgun.

Real men bellow "HAW HAW!" (krogan laugh) after melee'ing a possessed abomination to death, striding past the corpses of the team mates he's just blown up with said possessed abomination.

Real men score 150k on platinum with a krogan sentinel specced for pure melee.

Real men don't play kroguard, because, its too girly.

Real men don't play infiltrator: infiltrators are for girls.

Modifié par Annomander, 21 novembre 2012 - 04:59 .

[Zeromarro4]

Real men try to geth light melee banshees to death.

[HolyAvenger]

Real me play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.

[Deerber]

Annomander wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.


For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"

Now I ask You! What do real men do? 

Real men don't wait for revives.

Real men use a rocket to kill a single atlas: just because it was in your way.

Real men get 25 melee kills medals, while playing platinum collectors with a volus.

Real men headbutt banshees to death.... just because they can.

Real men charge in to headbutt the praetorian to death, regardless of sync kills.

Real men always carry a shotgun.

Real men bellow "HAW HAW!" (krogan laugh) after melee'ing a possessed abomination to death, striding past the corpses of the team mates he's just blown up with said possessed abomination.

Real men score 150k on platinum with a krogan sentinel specced for pure melee.

Real men don't play kroguard, because, its too girly.

Real me don't play infiltrator: infiltrators are for girls.

Real men do a volus gold melee only run. Are you man enough Annomander? 

[vivanto]

Only real men frequent BSN.

[Heldarion]

SOMETHING_FOR_NOTHING wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.


For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"

Add your thoughts as to what real men do! 

truth be told, ma crew decided to camp the LZ on glacier platinum...it was the most fun i ever had ever....the sheer mayhem and chaos was so exhilarating...no we didnt survive too much spite spawns

Yeah, we were on Ghost, so it was extremely retarded. Addede that piece of information in the OP.

[sirus1988]

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...
Real man play Platinum matches... With a Phaestom.

Damn straight. First time I tried platinum I used the Phaeston. We won, but mostly because the players were excellent.

[UKStory135]

Zero132132 wrote...

Real men nuke spawns that are no threat during objective waves.

...I'm bad at this, I guess. No ring to that one.

I've been guilty of that one before.

[himohillo]

Real men can give Praetorians a top hat and a monocle just by looking at them.

[teltow]

real man fart enormously loud in public spaces

[UKStory135]

This thread will eventually turn into a "stuff Krogan do" thread.

[Heldarion]

UKStory135 wrote...

This thread will eventually turn into a "stuff Krogan do" thread.

Technically, that's alright, as long as the player controlling the Krogan is a real man.

Modifié par Heldarion, 21 novembre 2012 - 04:36 .

[Dimlor]

HolyAvenger wrote...

Real me play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.

I was going to say this XD-

[Zero132132]

UKStory135 wrote...

Zero132132 wrote...

Real men nuke spawns that are no threat during objective waves.

...I'm bad at this, I guess. No ring to that one.

I've been guilty of that one before.

Last night, during an escort, the random did this and the spawn went from being REALLY far out of the way (it ws Rio, so I mean REALLY far) to Praetorians and Scions being directly in front of us. It's more that I had in mind. In general, I don't mind scorewhoring, except when I'm scorewhoring to complete challenges and other people **** up my challenge completion with THEIR scorewhoring.

[Heldarion]

Real men scorehwore during objective waves.

Modifié par Heldarion, 21 novembre 2012 - 04:37 .

[Deerber]

HolyAvenger wrote...

Real me play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.

Lol, +1. You must be real maly to do that 

UKStory135 wrote...

This thread will eventually turn into a "stuff Krogan do" thread.

Whaaaat? Are you being serious? Are you considering Krogans more manly than the mighty Moluses? You clearly have not seen my Biotic God heavy meleeing a Dragoon to death 

[Malokai The Hallowed]

Real men use sandpaper, not toilet paper.
Real men shave with chainsaws...rocket chainsaws.
Real men don't get barbwire tattoos...they wear barbwire.
Real men don't get shot. They take high velocity mineral supplements.
Real men don't brush their teeth. They drown the germs in whiskey. 210 proof whiskey.
Real men don't wash their hands. They glare at them until all the dirt and blood flees in terror.

As for ME3,
Real men charge banshees.
Real men bear hug scions to death.
Real men only use Revenants with Adrenaline Rush. NEVER STOP SHOOTING.
Real men don't use Gear. GEAR IS FOR WOMEN AND VOLUS.
Real men don't activate all 4 objectives. They activate the first one so hard that the other 3 work out of fear.

I know I'm doing it wrong but I couldnt resist.

[Chala]

sirus1988 wrote...

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...
Real man play Platinum matches... With a Phaestom.

Damn straight. First time I tried platinum I used the Phaeston. We won, but mostly because the players were excellent.

I've done it the second time I won Platinum. Obviously, I ended up last with tech and biotic medals

[lavatsunami]

Um... I pug platinum matches each day with no equipment except the non-consumed one. Probably extract about 75% of the time. There is also a 100% chance I will be soloing a wave or two, lol.