Real men stand in the middle of the action, without shooting, until they reach healthgate, because they know their warped orbs will take over and the adrenaline rush will kick in, turning into pure rage, giving them a shield boost, a barrier from more damage, and putting them into a hunter type mode, turning them into a devastator, a destroy, a demolisher. The last thing the enemy sees? The real man's real manly dark channel.
Yes, it is such a shaman I know it, but that is what real men do.
The Things That Real Men Do
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Heldarion
, nov. 21 2012 04:20
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#27
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:43
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lavatsunami wrote...
Um... I pug platinum matches each day with no equipment except the non-consumed one. Probably extract about 75% of the time. There is also a 100% chance I will be soloing a wave or two, lol.
I am sorry, Sir, that is not manly enough.
#28
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:43
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Annomander wrote...
Heldarion wrote...
Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.
Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)
Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.
For those interested in the history:It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:
"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"
Now I ask You! What do real men do?
Real men don't wait for revives.
Real men use a rocket to kill a single atlas: just because it was in your way.
Real men get 25 melee kills medals, while playing platinum collectors with a volus.
Real men headbutt banshees to death.... just because they can.
Real men charge in to headbutt the praetorian to death, regardless of sync kills.
Real men always carry a shotgun.
Real men bellow "HAW HAW!" (krogan laugh) after melee'ing a possessed abomination to death, striding past the corpses of the team mates he's just blown up with said possessed abomination.
Real men score 150k on platinum with a krogan sentinel specced for pure melee.
Real men don't play kroguard, because, its too girly.
Real me don't play infiltrator: infiltrators are for girls.
Infiltrators are for girls?! ...I'm okay with that lol.
#29
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:44
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REAL men play asari
Real men trap teamates in the reactor
Real men top the scoreboards with a lvl 1 engineer......Using only a viper (true story).
Real men teabag revive
That`s all I got for now
Real men trap teamates in the reactor
Real men top the scoreboards with a lvl 1 engineer......Using only a viper (true story).
Real men teabag revive
That`s all I got for now
#30
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:45
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lavatsunami wrote...
Um... I pug platinum matches each day with no equipment except the non-consumed one. Probably extract about 75% of the time. There is also a 100% chance I will be soloing a wave or two, lol.
Good. And you also don't belong in this thread
#31
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:45
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Heldarion wrote...
lavatsunami wrote...
Um... I pug platinum matches each day with no equipment except the non-consumed one. Probably extract about 75% of the time. There is also a 100% chance I will be soloing a wave or two, lol.
I am sorry, Sir, that is not manly enough.
lol, ok, I'll replace it with a mod that strips me of my weapon, and leaves me to fight with only my bare hands. This will be interesting for my human engineer.
#32
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:45
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Real men rage quit on wave 11 with 10 seconds left.
#33
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:46
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Real Men always need Shotgun Rail Amp III's
#35
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:47
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Deerber wrote...
lavatsunami wrote...
Um... I pug platinum matches each day with no equipment except the non-consumed one. Probably extract about 75% of the time. There is also a 100% chance I will be soloing a wave or two, lol.
Good. And you also don't belong in this thread
lol, my post was in response to "Real men pug gold with no equipment". Cool story though.
#36
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:49
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Real men of genius.
am i doing it right?
am i doing it right?
#37
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:52
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#38
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:52
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Malokai The Hallowed wrote...
Real men don't get shot. They take high velocity mineral supplements.
10/10 I loled. we'll bang, ok?
#40
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:55
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LadyNemsis21 wrote...
Infiltrators are for girls?! ...I'm okay with that lol.
If you possessed something known to scholars as "the phallic appendage" then you would understand why hiding behind invisibility and relying on 80% damage boosts is for girls.
#41
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 04:55
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UKStory135 wrote...
Real Men always need Shotgun Rail Amp III's
YES!
Because a man without his shotgun is not a man.
#42
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 05:07
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Real men use Hurricane without any stabilizers.
Modifié par Heldarion, 21 novembre 2012 - 05:10 .
#43
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 05:11
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Heldarion wrote...
Real men use Hurricane without any stabilizers.
Real men hipfire their javelin whilst sprinting headfirst at their target.
#44
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 05:13
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Annomander wrote...
Heldarion wrote...
Real men use Hurricane without any stabilizers.
Real men hipfire their javelin whilst sprinting headfirst at their target.
Real man use Geth Hunter Mode on Firebase White Hazard and stay outside. All the time.
Modifié par Heldarion, 21 novembre 2012 - 05:13 .
#45
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 05:14
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Real men nuke spawns with rockets/ grenades because it takes more skill to kill them than by using powers and guns.
#47
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 05:18
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Heldarion wrote...
Annomander wrote...
Heldarion wrote...
Real men use Hurricane without any stabilizers.
Real men hipfire their javelin whilst sprinting headfirst at their target.
Real man use Geth Hunter Mode on Firebase White Hazard and stay outside. All the time.
Just the thought of that makes me cringe.
#48
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 05:19
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Invader Nemesis wrote...
Heldarion wrote...
Annomander wrote...
Heldarion wrote...
Real men use Hurricane without any stabilizers.
Real men hipfire their javelin whilst sprinting headfirst at their target.
Real man use Geth Hunter Mode on Firebase White Hazard and stay outside. All the time.
Just the thought of that makes me cringe.
I find your lack of manliness... disturbing.
#49
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 05:21
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Real men remove the down d-pad button from their controllers.
#50
Posté 21 novembre 2012 - 05:26
Invader Nemesis
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Heldarion wrote...
Invader Nemesis wrote...
Heldarion wrote...
Annomander wrote...
Heldarion wrote...
Real men use Hurricane without any stabilizers.
Real men hipfire their javelin whilst sprinting headfirst at their target.
Real man use Geth Hunter Mode on Firebase White Hazard and stay outside. All the time.
Just the thought of that makes me cringe.
I find your lack of manliness... disturbing.
