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#51
Heldarion

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Invader Nemesis wrote...

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Annomander wrote...

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Real men use Hurricane without any stabilizers.


Real men hipfire their javelin whilst sprinting headfirst at their target.


Real man use Geth Hunter Mode on Firebase White Hazard and stay outside. All the time.


Just the thought of that makes me cringe.


I find your lack of manliness... disturbing.


:whistle:


Damnit :bandit:

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Real Volus's set off recon mines when their team-mates are walking over them just because said team-mate stole their kill!! That'll teach 'em!  Image IPB

Modifié par daan76, 21 novembre 2012 - 05:32 .


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Real Men used the Disciple before it was buffed.

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Annomander wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.



For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"


Now I ask You! What do real men do? :wizard:


Real men don't wait for revives.

Real men use a rocket to kill a single atlas: just because it was in your way.

Real men get 25 melee kills medals, while playing platinum collectors with a volus.

Real men headbutt banshees to death.... just because they can.

Real men charge in to headbutt the praetorian to death, regardless of sync kills.

Real men always carry a shotgun.

Real men bellow "HAW HAW!" (krogan laugh) after melee'ing a possessed abomination to death, striding past the corpses of the team mates he's just blown up with said possessed abomination.

Real men score 150k on platinum with a krogan sentinel specced for pure melee.

Real men don't play kroguard, because, its too girly.

Real men don't play infiltrator: infiltrators are for girls.


Whether your joking or not, the Krogan Vanguard and Infiltrators are not for girls...What a queer.Image IPB

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Real men Falcon Punch the **** out of EVERYTHING. Yes, even Praetorians.

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Heldarion wrote...

Real men camp the landing zone during wave 11.

Real men rage-gel on wave 1 (or all the time?! Dunno)

Real men play Gold pugs without equipment.



For those interested in the history:

It stems from yesterday when I was playing a private Gold match and at some point there were 4 of us clustered for a good minute in the landing zone during wave 11 on Ghost, when one guy said "why are we camping the LZ?" to which several responses were made, until I said "Real men camp wave 11 in the LZ" which set off a laughing bomb. So now we just use the following template:

"Real men [insert a really stupid thing]"


Now I ask You! What do real men do? :wizard:


If you die in the 1st 5 seconds of a wave, real men play the next wave with their pants at their ankles (comes from golfing in which most people play if your drive doesn't pass the girls tee you have to drive with yoru pants down on the next hole )

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Real men rocket swarmers.

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El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

Real man play Platinum matches... With a Phaestom.


I lol'ed.

Real men use Cobra Missles on almost-dead bosses. Overkill is a valid predictor of penis size. 

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real man use geth trooper on platinum

flamer with no range or duration... only damage

no fitness

hunter mode on

FLAME ON!!!!!

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Annomander wrote...

Real men charge in to headbutt the praetorian to death, regardless of sync kills.

If I get sync killed, the other Krogan weren't headbutting hard enough.

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TheThirdSpectre wrote...

Whether your joking or not, the Krogan Vanguard and Infiltrators are not for girls...What a queer.Image IPB


Krogan vanguard is an easy mode class for people who can't play properly.

So are infiltrators; infiltrators are popular because they are easy.

Deal with it kiddo.

If you were a man you'd play something more demanding.

And try not to use homphobic slurs around me, it doesn't make you big or tough, it just makes you immature.

Modifié par Annomander, 21 novembre 2012 - 05:59 .


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Real Men Camp the Landing Zone on all waves.

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Eriseley wrote...

Annomander wrote...

Real men charge in to headbutt the praetorian to death, regardless of sync kills.

If I get sync killed, the other Krogan weren't headbutting hard enough.


Truer words were ne'er spoken!

:lol:

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Dimlor wrote...

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Real me play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.


I was going to say this XD-

i dont have the link but id like to add......  only touching the keys with a stick in their mouth

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Real men use missiles on swarmers because they are un(insert your nationality here)

Real men don't extract. They will destroy everything in sight and repopulate the planet with the native species and still make it back before the shuttle... by walking.

Real men play with their controllers upside down while viewing the monitor through a mirror... a funhouse mirror.

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ErrorTagUnknown wrote...

Dimlor wrote...

HolyAvenger wrote...

Real me play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.


I was going to say this XD-

i dont have the link but id like to add......  only touching the keys with a stick in their mouth


That is a real man. But seriously. Not like the spirit of this thread :happy:

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Real men rage quit when someone steals their husk points or guardian points.

Modifié par dumael, 21 novembre 2012 - 06:06 .


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dumael wrote...

Real men rage quit when some steals their husk points or guardian points.


Someone's already mentioned it, but real men rage quit wave 11, 10 seconds before extraction.

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Real men are real men

The womans are like dolls, you can dress them, you can undress them, you can beat her up, you can play with her mind

But Remember: Real men Never play with dolls

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Real men use the Ammo Consumable instead of going to a supply Pilon/ weapons cache

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Here's the MANtage, you're welcome!


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dumael wrote...

Real men rage quit when someone steals their husk points or guardian points.


True story lol

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Deerber wrote...

ErrorTagUnknown wrote...

Dimlor wrote...

HolyAvenger wrote...

Real me play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.


I was going to say this XD-

i dont have the link but id like to add......  only touching the keys with a stick in their mouth


That is a real man. But seriously. Not like the spirit of this thread :happy:

no, definitely not in the spirit.  guy deserves all the ... props... or whatever the kids are saying these days.......  hmmm.....  real men camp the spawn zone the rest of the team is trying to force.  get allz da killz

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ISHYGDDT wrote...

Real men rage quit on wave 11 with 10 seconds left.

...while hosting Image IPB

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Real men don't use soft cover. Cause it's soft.