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[Frosty10001]

Real men get stunlocked.

[golden24ersa]

Real men wear a typhoon on their volos:) This is weird BTW, because Dumael, and Alquiin, and i pretty much started the same conversation last night, because of LZ.
Oh, and real men play gold ME3 drinking, and still extract:)

[lazuli]

TheThirdSpectre wrote...
Whether your joking or not, the Krogan Vanguard and Infiltrators are not for girls...What a queer.

Okay, bad grammar, misogyny, and you have something against gay people?  Watch the hate speech, yo.

[Bolo Xia]

real men use an ops pack at the last second, so it burns it and they still have to rage gel too.

[Bolo Xia]

real men medigel in the middle of a stunlock party.
real men play patty cake with 3 or more husks at a time

Modifié par Bolo Xia, 21 novembre 2012 - 07:18 .

[Lucifuture]

Real men are born Krogan.

[Striker93175]

Modifié par Striker93175, 21 novembre 2012 - 07:32 .

[Invader Nemesis]

Lucifuture wrote...

Real men are born Krogan.

[CNevarezN]

Real men go into the Mission after drinking huge quantities of beer.

"You say a Husk is bothering you?!"
-=Nuke's em with a missle=-
"Chuck Norris is a biatch!!"

[Clearly Balkan]

Real man blow up Possessed Abominations & laugh at those silly nukes with Stimulant Pack.

[Bayonet Hipshot]

Annomander wrote...

UKStory135 wrote...

Real Men always need Shotgun Rail Amp III's

YES!

Because a man without his shotgun is not a man.

Truer words have never been spoken 

[Bayonet Hipshot]

Invader Nemesis wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Annomander wrote...

Heldarion wrote...

Real men use Hurricane without any stabilizers.

Real men hipfire their javelin whilst sprinting headfirst at their target.

Real man use Geth Hunter Mode on Firebase White Hazard and stay outside. All the time.

Just the thought of that makes me cringe.

Urm..with Stronghold Gear/ Cyclonic it is very doable..

[Bayonet Hipshot]

Real Men use the old Turians who can't roll & they take the damage to their face....

[UKStory135]

ryoldschool wrote...

Real men nuke spawns with rockets/ grenades because it takes more skill to kill them than by using powers and guns.

If you have any missles left in your inventory after wave 10, you have failed!

[xTh3xBusinessx]

Real men BE swarmers and shout it. "WATCH OUT FOR THEM SWARMERS!!"---->*Teammate gets grabbed while looking down by a banshee"

[Grinch57]

Dimlor wrote...

HolyAvenger wrote...

Real me play ME3 MP on a laptop. With a touchpad.

I was going to say this XD-

Real men don't get ninja'd.

[Grinch57]

Malokai The Hallowed wrote...

Real men use sandpaper, not toilet paper.
Real men shave with chainsaws...rocket chainsaws.
Real men don't get barbwire tattoos...they wear barbwire.
Real men don't get shot. They take high velocity mineral supplements.
Real men don't brush their teeth. They drown the germs in whiskey. 210 proof whiskey.
Real men don't wash their hands. They glare at them until all the dirt and blood flees in terror.

As for ME3,
Real men charge banshees.
Real men bear hug scions to death.
Real men only use Revenants with Adrenaline Rush. NEVER STOP SHOOTING.
Real men don't use Gear. GEAR IS FOR WOMEN AND VOLUS.
Real men don't activate all 4 objectives. They activate the first one so hard that the other 3 work out of fear.

I know I'm doing it wrong but I couldnt resist.

Nah, your post is win.

[jakenou]

Real men go rambo during objectives just for the points, and when they die on the other side of the map, they don't gel. (I assume this has already been listed here somewhere)

Anyway. Glad I'm a grrrl

[BridgeBurner]

golden24ersa wrote...

Real men wear a typhoon on their volos

As a hat. A typhoon for a hat. Irunian Volus fashion at its best.

[unclemonster]

real men say "that's what she said!"

[crypticevincar]

daan76 wrote...

Real Volus's set off recon mines when their team-mates are walking over them just because said team-mate stole their kill!! That'll teach 'em! 

I've done that. Not out of vengence, but to add that running-through-the-explosion-after-a-kill effect. It'd be awesome in slow motion.

Also:

Real men play Vanguard without Biotic Charge.

[BrotherCorvid]

Annomander wrote...

Real men use a rocket to kill a single atlas: just because it was in your way.

Super guilty of this.  Mostly on objectives, though.  Last night, for instance, I was running to a capture spot, and there was a banshee in my way.  

Now, I had a volus buddy backpacking my slayer, and things were running super smooth, but son-- I had an objective, and that screaming hellbeast was in my way.  So she ate a rocket.  As did the ravager waiting just around the corner.

Ain't nobody got no damn time to fool around when there's laptops that need kneeling next to.

[JumboWheat01]

Real men wear tights. Tight, manly tights.

Props if you get the joke.

[Ziegrif]

JumboWheat01 wrote...

Real men wear tights. Tight, manly tights.

Props if you get the joke.

WE MAY LOOK LIKE SIIISSIIIES!~

(If anyone finds a better version POST IT!)

[blue water]

JumboWheat01 wrote...

Real men wear tights. Tight, manly tights.

Props if you get the joke.

Ahh, Cary Elwes.  Truly a man's man.